W.I.T.C.H., Season 2

W.I.T.C.H. is a French animated television series based on the Italian comic book series of the same name. Like the comics, the series follows five ordinary girls: Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia and Hay Lin, with magical powers who become the Guardians of the Veil.
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Trill:
Caleb, what are you doing?

Caleb:
Your majesty, there's someone here I'd like you to meet. This is Trill. She works in your kitchen.

Caleb:
Under Phobos' rule, she risked her life every day, bringing valuable intelligence...and the occasion hot meal to the Rebellion.

Will:
Yeah, she saved our lives at least twice.

Elyon:
And she must be rewarded.

Trill:
No, your highness, your coronation is reward enough.

Elyon:
Please, Trill. Let me give you something.

Trill:
I have one boon. Oh, it would give me great pleasure, if you would wear this.

Trill:
It is yours. It belonged to your mother, Queen Weira.

Trill:
When she died, I hid it from Phobos, hoping that one day...

Elyon:
Oh, Trill, thank you! I'll never take it off.

Cornelia:
What do you mean, you're not coming back to Heatherfield? Wake up rebel leader, the good guys won! You're out of a job.

Caleb:
Cornelia, it's my duty to help Queen Elyon. Many of Phobos' minions are still at large in Meridian.

Cornelia:
You're choosing Meridian over me?

Caleb:
Try to understand.

Cornelia:
[She sheds a tear] Oh, I understand. I just don't care. It's Blunk I'm really going to miss!

Blunk:
Blondie no worry. Blunk visit Earth soon.

Cornelia:
[sarcastically] Great!

Irma:
So let me get this straight: A guy was walking behind you, and then he kept walking?

Taranee:
Uh... yeah!

Hay Lin and Irma:
[sarcastically] Scary...

Nerissa:
Ah, Tracker. How the mighty have fallen.

Nerissa:
[To Sandpit] Ah, my pet. You were a thing of beauty. A whispering lake of sand that preyed upon the weak. Until the Guardians turned you into this frozen...dish! Well, revenge is a dish best served cold. Quintessence!

Nerissa:
Would you like a taste of that dish, my walking Sandpit?

Frost:
You're still not getting out. Not without going through us first.

Hay Lin:
You know, I'm totally ok with that.

Will:
Now I'm getting Frosted!

Taranee:
Lesson one, Frost: Never mess with a Guardian's friends!

Cornelia:
And lesson two: Pay close attention to lesson one!

Frost:
I haven't...lost...yet.

Irma:
Ready for lesson three?! The bad guys always lose! Water!

Cornelia:
[To Taranee] Besides, I don't think we're quite done with the whole Guardian thing yet.

Nerissa:
Welcome Frost, I am Nerissa. And I have brought you here to take your rightful place... among the Knights of Vengeance!

Cornelia:
Have I mentioned how much I hate the spring?!

Hay Lin:
Cornelia, he's just a guy. Don't let him ruin a spectacular day!

Cornelia:
You speak but the words have no meaning.

Irma:
Come on! We all know you're bummed because Caleb decided to stay on Meridian.

Cornelia:
Him! Oh, he is so over! From now on, I am strictly an Earth-guy girl.

Peter:
Nice reflexes!

Cornelia:
Nice muscles!

Cornelia:
Not a word. Not one word.

Cornelia:
[To Will, after she bought a cat for Cornelia to cheer her up, but Cornelia gave him to Lillian] Wow! You were right Will, ditching two little pests did cheer me up. Now to ditch the rest of you...

Irma:
Oh, hello, we get it. Miss Congeniality needs her sleep. [Irma and Hay Lin gasp]

Hay Lin:
So, who ordered the incredibly impressive purple portal? Because I'm torn between loving the new violent violet twist and being kinda terrified by it.

Cornelia:
Will! This is my living room and my mom's in the kitchen!

Will:
I can't explain it. [Looks down at the now glowing Heart of Kandrakar] I think we're being summoned.

Taranee:
[To Hay Lin] Guess, what comes next?

Will:
Guardians unite!

Will:
Ok, I am officially impressed!

Hay Lin:
But, what's with all the purple?

Yan Lin:
It's the Veil. Up close and personal.

Hay Lin:
Grandma!

Hay Lin:
You brought us here?

Yan Lin:
Nope. Not my mojo. Was minding my own business back at the Dragon, but when Kandrakar calls...

Irma:
Wait, wait, wait! Kandrakar exists? I thought it was just a magical brand name.

Will:
Looks like we weren't the only ones invited to the party.

The Mage:
The Queen of Meridian and her Honour Guard have arrived.

Elyon:
Its ok, Mage. To my friends, I'm always just Elyon.

Blunk:
Brave new world... means brave new stuff!

Caleb:
Hey, Cornelia.

Althor:
On behalf of the Council, welcome to Kandrakar. Althor at your service [gestures to a blonde woman next to him] and my venerated colleague is...

Yan Lin:
Halinor! [walks up to her, embraces her and laughs] Years have been good to you.

Halinor:
And you are as full of life as ever, Yan Lin.

Althor:
Come now! The fortress at the Heart of Infinity awaits.

Althor:
Has the fortress met with your expected standards, young Guardians?

Will:
Oh, we're in awe. Definitely in awe!

The Mage:
Wait until you see the aurameres.

Irma:
Aura what?

Althor:
The aurameres!

Althor:
This is Luba, Keeper of the Auramere Globes, the source of all Guardian magic.

Halinor:
The aurameres transmit Kandrakar's mystic energy across the dimensions to the Heart, and to the Guardians.

Caleb:
[To Cornelia] I wonder which one has your name on it. [She looks away, angrily] Right, whichever one is coldest.

Will:
Oracle, we are honored to...

The Mage:
[passionately embracing the Oracle (another man to who Will thought was the Oracle)] My dear Oracle!

Yan Lin:
That's Tibor. Cute one is the Oracle.

Will:
Er... right!

The Mage:
I remain your humble servant.

The Oracle:
And yet, somewhat more affectionate than I recall. But I share your enthusiasm. We have all waited years for this day.

Hay Lin:
Isn't this exciting?!

Irma:
Isn't WHAT exciting?! I mean, I'm sorry, when can someone tell us what is going on?

The Oracle:
Now. Tibor, if you please.

The Oracle:
Since time immemorial, it has been the Council's task to protect the Infinite Dimensions. But thirteen years ago, Prince Phobos came to power. The threat he posed was so grave, we were forced to quarantine Meridian from the other worlds, to prevent the spread of his evil. And so, the Veil was raised. But now, Phobos has been defeated and a new day is about to dawn!

Taranee:
Woah squared.

The Oracle:
It is done. The Veil has been lowered. May the need for it never rise again

Will:
[To Elyon] What are the Guardians of the Veil, if there's no Veil, to guard?

The Oracle:
[To Yan Lin and The Mage] You would both be valuable additions to the Council.

Yan Lin:
I'm very flattered, Oracle, but also very retired.

The Mage:
I do accept this honour, but on Meridian, I am also tasked with keeping Phobos in his cage. The minion Miranda has already escaped.

Elyon:
Miranda escaped?! Why am I only hearing about this now?! Never mind, I have to go! I have to get her.

The Oracle:
I sense disharmony on Meridian, but your powers, unchecked, my young Queen, presents an equal danger. We have much to meditate upon, before you can return to your kingdom.

Caleb:
Your Highness, I will capture Miranda, no matter what it takes.

Elyon:
What it takes is teamwork.

Will:
[shocked] Who? Us?! But I thought...

The Oracle:
You are now the Guardians of the Infinite Dimensions!

Irma:
Does that come with a raise?

Taranee:
Um, just one teensy-weensy glitch. When the Veil went poof, didn't all the portals poof with it?

The Oracle:
The Veil's passing opens up the old ways of traversing dimensions. Mage?

The Mage:
Will, what I do with my Mage Ring, you will learn to do with the Heart.

The Oracle:
And what they do with talismans, you may accomplish, simply as part of your birthright.

Elyon:
So, no new jewellery?

The Mage:
This, child, is a fold in space.

Hay Lin:
Next stop - Meridian!

Hay Lin:
[Using her powers to trap Frost and Crimson.] [To Irma] Aww, you look cute when you're helpless.

Irma:
You look parched, cowboy. [She unleashes a blast of water at Frost] [Irma and Hay Lin laugh]

Caleb:
They're coming for us!

Cornelia:
Thank you, Captain Obvious!

Cornelia:
Ha! Top that, Mr Meridian-Can't-Live-Without-Me.

Taranee:
That's great, Cornelia, now dial it down a bit.

Cornelia:
I'm sorry! I don't know what went wrong with my powers.

Irma:
It wasn't your powers! It was your head! As in the thing that wasn't in the game!

Cornelia:
Excuse me?

Hay Lin:
Well, you were a bit hyper about showing up a certain someone!

Caleb:
Showing up or showing off?

Cornelia:
Oh, like I need to show you anything! My powers are... amped up! Whatever I tried came out huge!

Caleb:
Oh, like your ego.

Will:
Enough! You can hate each other all you want, but learn to work together.

Irma:
[To Hay Lin, regarding the Gargoyle] A little tag team action?

Hay Lin:
Perfect! You start.

Taranee:
[Has just been caught by the Tracker's flail, her glasses light up with flames] You're playing with fire, Tracker...literally!

Caleb:
Cornelia, what are you doing? Attack!

Cornelia:
My powers betrayed me!

Caleb:
No, they're spectacular. Show me what they can do!

Cornelia:
I'll show you spectacular!

Caleb:
Nice!

Cornelia:
Thanks! Sorry the Knights got away.

Caleb:
No fear. Their days on Meridian are numbered.

Cornelia:
Ughh! Meridian! Everything always has to be about Meridian with you.

Caleb:
Well, everything always has to be about you with you!

Irma:
Ok, great! Here we go again.

Will:
[Holding the now glowing Heart of Kandrakar] Oh, no we don't! Cornelia says goodbye!

Peter:
Whoa!

Cornelia:
Now what?!

[Cornelia looks at herself that she is tall]

Peter:
I know this is gonna sound blind but haven't we met before?

Taranee:
Duh! No big mystery, Bro. This is Cornelia's older sister...

Irma:
Lilian.

Peter:
Hi, I'm Peter. [grabs Taranee] I swore Cornelia had a younger sister.

Taranee:
Silly you!

Peter:
Gotta jet, but I'll see you around, Lily. [bumps to a lamppost]

Cornelia:
Uh, sure.

Irma:
Lovely. Now she changes back. Ok, why is she so cheerful? She nearly blew our cover, her powers are wigged, Caleb's still...

Will:
Irma. Let her have her moment.

The Oracle:
I forsee some very interesting moments ahead.

Miranda:
[To Nerissa] We will not fail you. Flies never see the web until it's too late.

Sammy:
Number 2 is wrong and you misspelled Lincoln.

Will:
Huh?! Not again!

Sammy:
If I had your grades,I think I'd be grateful for the help.

Will:
Shut up! You are a calculator! This is a history test! When I need help, I'll ask!...

Dean:
*sigh* Principal's office.

Clock:
No loitering in the hallways.

Will:
Why are you talking to me?! How are you talking to me?!

Alchemy:
Will! I'm so relieved! They're finally doing something about Elyon and her parents.

Will:
What do you mean?

Alchemy:
They been gone forever and no one else seems worried. So, I convinced Principal Knickerbocker to call the police. [Knickerbocker appears] Uh, well, I better get to class. They're letting me make-up the history test.

Will:
Wonderful.

Elyon:
Ruling so does not rule!

Caleb:
You mean you don't find Hoogan land disputes fascinating?

Blunk:
Give Blunk land - dispute settled!

Elyon:
I figure out the problem. Somewhere between east Nobear and west nowhere came to me. I missed the princess part of being queen! [dances with Trill] What happened to my masked ball? Where's my Prince Charming? I wanted a castle on a cloud and instead I got...

Alborn:
The Royal Architect with his plans for sewage construction.

Will:
So then, Alchemy tells me the police are looking for Elyon.

Cornelia:
Good thing you were sent to the principal or we wouldn't know.

Hay Lin:
The principal? What you do?

Will:
I didn't do anything, Sammy.

Sammy:
Please to meet you.

Cornelia:
Wild!

Hay Lin:
Yikes!

Taranee:
Is it artificially intelligent?

Sammy:
More like stunningly intelligent.

Will:
Hold on! Hold on! You can actually hear him?

Cornelia:
Well, duh!

Will:
Duh nothing! No one else can! They just hear me freaking out at him!

Hay Lin:
Weird.

Will:
It gets weirder.

Ed:
Hello, Will. Welcome back.

Billy:
Hi, Will. Glad to see ya!

James:
Greetings, Ms. Will. If Miss would care for a snack, may I recommend the fresh fruit?

Taranee:
Does everything talk?

Will:
Everything with a current, A.C. or D.C., but I guess only Guardians can hear them.

Hay Lin:
Cool! It's like having a hundred new friends!

Ed:
You forgot to bring me to school again! What if your mother needed to reach you?

Irma:
More like a hundred new parents...

Sammy:
[About what to do about the police's investiation into the Brown's] Just steer clear of the whole equation.

Irma:
I hate to say it, but I agree with the calculator.

Tom:
Irma, come in here, please.

Irma:
Um, okay. Hi, Dad.

Tom:
Irma, why didn't you tell me no one seen Elyon for months? She's one of your best friends.

Irma:
Dad, she's at, uh, just on vacation! Uh, a really long vacation. Uh, scuba-diving in, uh, Bora-Bora.

Tom:
Who told you that?

Irma:
Um, Will.

Tom:
Did she told you anything else? Have you heard from Elyon or her family? Got any postcards?

Irma:
[telepathically] Why am I always the one getting interrogated? Can't you pick on Chris instead? Pick on Chris! On Chris!

Tom:
We'll talk more later. Right now, I need to have a word with Chris.

Irma:
[telepathically] Was that? Did I? Can I? [non telepathically] Hey, I'm actually speechless!

Susan:
Hello? No, I'm sorry, Irma. Will's lost phone privileges for the week. That's right. Goodbye.

Sammy:
If I might suggest...

Will:
No! This is all your fault! [She threatens to throw him out the window]

Sammy:
No, please! No more talking in class! Cross my circuits!

Will:
Whatevs. [She leaves Sammy on the windowsill]

Miranda:
Oh, look, Sandpit. I think we just found evidence of a crime.

Tom:
Will, these are detectives Medina and McTiennan. They like to ask you a few questions about Elyon Brown and her parents.

McTiennan:
We've heard you know where they are.

Will:
Uh, sure. Everyone does. They're on a ski trip. In the Alps!

Medina:
And who told you that?

Will:
Cornelia?

Cornelia:
Well, Hay Lin said the Browns are in Australia. Deep in the outback. You can't even call them.

Hay Lin:
Irma told me they're sunbathing in Hawaii.

Irma:
Bora-Bora. Definitely Bora-Bora.

Taranee:
Um, could you repeat the question?

Medina:
Well, they're obviously hiding something.

Tom:
Or maybe they don't know anything and they're just repeating rumors.

Miranda:
Excuse me, are you the police?

McTiennan:
Yes, and you are?

Miranda:
Melinda. I wanna help you but I'm afraid.

Medina:
Don't worry, you're safe with us.

Miranda:
It's those five mean girls. They pretended to be Elyon's friends but they really hated her. The last time I saw Elyon, they were walking her home. They said they had a surprise for her in her basement.

Medina:
I know you need to get to class but thank you for telling us this.

McTiennan:
Still think it's just a rumor?

Tom:
I'll talk to Irma, see if she remembers anything else.

McTiennan:
Good. We'll get a search warrant for that basement.

Irma:
Oh, hi, Dad! I was just... Uh-oh!

Tom:
"Uh-oh" is right. I know you wanted to protect your friends, Irma, but you don't have to lie to me.

Irma:
I'm not lying! Come on, Dad, you're treating me like a criminal for no reason!

Tom:
You want reasons? You've been acting strange for months, disappearing all the time, and after what that Melinda said...

Irma:
Who's Melinda?

Tom:
Never mind! You need to answer my questions now!

[A geyser of water shoots up from the kitchen sink]

Tom:
Oh! Call the plumber!

Irma:
I'm so glad you're here! My dad...

Cornelia:
Started giving you the third degree.

Irma:
Yeah. How did you know?

Will:
Taranee's suddenly gone "psychic". She can tune into each of our brains and broadcast our thoughts to the rest of us.

Taranee:
[telepathically] I'm my own radio station. [non telepathically] Too bad it only works with you guys.

Irma:
And too bad it wasn't working this morning. We could have used it to get our story straight and... Oh no! You didn't broadcast my crush on Andrew Hornby?

Taranee:
Er, no, but you just did.

Hay Lin:
Forget that! Look what I can do! [turns invisible] I'm like air. No one can see me unless I want them to [reappears] Aagh! [She reappeared in the road and almost got run over by a truck]

Irma:
What's with our powers? They're way stronger! Hello, I just made an indoor pool without even trying.

Cornelia:
Tell me about it. Mine have been messed up since Kandrakar.

Taranee:
Kandrakar, that's it! Conservation of energy!

Irma:
Er, non-brainiac definition, please?

Taranee:
When we were in Kandrakar, the Council lowered the Veil. All the mystic energy that was used to maintain it had to go somewhere. So, it flowed back to the Heart of Kandrakar and each of our aurameres.

Will:
So that's why all of a sudden every appliance are my new best friend.

Irma:
And why my dad went mind-slave on me yesterday.

Cornelia:
And why my powers have gone all freaky.

Hay Lin:
Yeah! We just thought you were losing it. [turns invisible]

Irma:
My dad will be looking for me soon. We need to find out who this "Melinda" is.

Will:
I met her. She's a new kid, she seems nice enough.

Hay Lin:
Then, why is she trying to frame us? [reappears] Oops, sorry!

McTiennan:
Hear that? It's hollow.

Medina:
And it doesn't match the other walls. It's new.

McTiennan:
We need equipment to take it down.

Medina:
We need to find out what those girls know.

Miranda:
Do you believe the Earth authorities suspect the Guardians have a crime that never happened? And this should seal the deal. [drops Sammy]

Sammy:
Ow!

McTiennan:
I don't know how you did it, I don't know why you did it, I don't even know when you did it, but I know what you forgot to do when you got rid of your fake wall.

Will:
Excuse me? [McTiennan drops Sammy] Huh? How did you get my calculator?

Medina:
We've been into the Browns' house. We know you're hiding something.

Will:
Uh, yeah, and I'm ready to confess. But, can I get some water?

McTiennan:
Hey-hey-hey! Not with the bag!

Will:
[looking down from the window] Good thing I have wings. [Pulls out the Heart] Guardians...uh, me unite!

Will:
We have to hurry before the cops figure out I'm gone.

Taranee:
Should you guys be here? My mama will be home any minute and she's a judge.

Taranee's phone:
Don't worry, I got Will's ring at speed-dial.

Taranee:
Is she going to be like that forever?

Taranee's phone:
Hello, I got Will on line 1.

Ed:
Will Vandom, you lost your phone privileges, young lady!

Will:
It's an emergency, Ed. Put Sammy on.

Sammy:
Will, be careful! They're trying to frame you!

Will:
Who are they?!

Sammy:
A huge, moving sand 'thing,' and a girl, Melinda. They kidnapped me and left me for the cops to find.

Hay Lin:
[gasps] That thing sounds like Sandpit!

Will:
And if the new girl's with him...

Taranee:
My allowance says Melinda's Miranda.

Irma:
We got to stop them!

Irma:
Oops! Stronger powers...I forgot.

Miranda:
I'm so glad you're here to play. It's hard to make friends when you're the new girl. [transforms to her giant spider form and Sandpit appears] We knew you'd come! Criminals always return to the scene of their crime.

Taranee:
Uh, shouldn't we take this inside? Someone might see us, and...

Miranda:
Reveal your identities and destroy your lives forever? Lovely!

Tom:
Alright, young lady, no more games! Where's Will hiding?!

Medina:
Or would you rather talk about it in the station?

McTiennan:
McTiennan.

Officer:
Got a call from the Browns' neighbors. Disturbance in the backyard.

McTiennan:
We're on it.

Irma:
But I have information!

Medina:
Yeah, we'll catch up on the way.

Irma:
[telepathically] Nothing's happening at the Browns. Nothing's happening at the Browns. Nothing's...

McTiennan:
Something's happening at the Browns.

Irma:
Gas leak, maybe? Spider problem?

Tom:
We'll know soon enough.

Taranee:
[With a vast fire behind her] If you can't keep cool...get hot!

Cornelia:
A pillar of flame isn't just hot, it's like, Biblical!

Hay Lin:
[Trapped upside down, caught by Sandpit] A little help, please!

Taranee:
Fire! [She throws a fireball at Sandpit, which causes holes to form] Ughh! Stay still! [The holes close up]

Hay Lin:
Never mind, I got this. [She turns into a whirlwind, blowing Sandpit away. Taranee and Cornelia land] [Hay Lin laughs] Neat idea, huh?

Taranee:
He thought so too.

Tom:
Irma, stay in the car.

Irma:
So much for stalling. Oh, I hope Will has enough time. [telepathically] We have to get to the airport. To the airport. The airport!

McTiennan:
We have to get to the airport.

Medina:
Just as I was thinking.

Irma:
Great minds think alike.

Taranee:
Close your eyes!

Hay Lin:
I need air! [She uses her power of air to part the whirlwind]

Cornelia:
It's working! Keep going.

Hay Lin:
One down, one to go.

Taranee:
[Telepathically] Hay Lin, behind you.

Taranee:
We've still got Sandpit problems.

Cornelia:
I see it. [puts her hands on the ground, which causes an earth tremor] Maybe I can trap him underground before...Aagh! [Sandpit rises and is about to attack. Cornelia, triggers her telekinetic powers and levitates a bin to trap Sandpit]

Cornelia:
Thanks, Hay Lin.

Hay Lin:
That wasn't me.

Taranee:
But that means...

Cornelia:
I have new powers, too!

[Cornelia levitates the lid of the bin and places it on the bin and drops it on Miranda with telekinesis]

Taranee:
Telekinesis! Amazing!

Miranda:
Quite a victory, Guardians. You can brag about it from your prison cells!

Tom:
Uh, tell me why we needed to get to the airport?

Medina:
[seeing Will] Look! It's her!

[Medina, McTiennan, and Tom chase Will]

McTiennan:
That's it! You're coming with us!

Will:
Do you even know what are you accusing me of?

Medina:
Uh, she ran away from the hall when we try to arrest her?

McTiennan:
That's right!

Elyon:
Will! Irma!

Tom:
Elyon?!

Medina:
She's here?

Irma:
Why, Elyon! Oh, you would not believe how much you've been missed!

Elyon:
I'm so glad you guys came to meet me. Allow me to introduce my cousin Caleb. And my new... puppy?

Blunk:
Uh, Blunk barks! Bark, bark!

Tom:
Sorry, girls, this is been one huge misunderstanding.

McTiennan:
What a waste of time!

Medina:
Well, look on the bright side, Mac. A family was missing, we found them.

Elyon:
So then, I convinced Alborn and Miriadel, I mean, the Browns, that I need to finish the school year. I'll be commuting from Meridian every day!

Caleb:
So will I. I'm enrolling to make sure Elyon stays safe.

Cornelia:
But won't classes be boring for the queen of the castle?

Elyon:
Give me schoolbooks over sewage projects any day.

Alchemy:
Elyon! You're back! [She runs over to Elyon and they hug] Oh, I was so worried about you!

Elyon:
I'm sorry, Alchemy, my trip lasted longer than I thought, but you should hear my travel stories.

Irma:
What did I do now?! Steal the last ice cream bar?!

Tom:
Guess I deserve that. I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time.

Irma:
Oh, it's okay. I've been kinda weird lately. I don't know, maybe, I'm just, um, growing up.

Tom:
Well, I'm awfully proud of who you're growing up to be.

[Irma hugs Tom]

Susan:
I'm sorry, sir. But I received my daughter's report card today, and her grades simply aren't improving. I have to put her well-being first. She hasn't adjusted to Heatherfield. I'd like to request a transfer... out of town.

Nerissa:
Behold! A sight not seen in eons...the Annihilators!

Frost:
I thought they were a myth. What are you going to do with them? [Nerissa shoots a angry expression at him] Vengeance?

Nerissa:
Hear me Annihilators. March on Elyon's palace. Destroy anything and anyone that gets in your way!

Will:
If x=6 and y=x^2, then, you...must equal a genius, because you get this and you're not even in eighth grade.

Taranee:
You can do this too, Will.

Will:
Matt! Matt, over here!

Matt:
Uh, thanks, but I'm gonna keep my boy, Caleb, company.

Will:
Since when are they best buds?

Taranee:
XY plus XY...

Matt:
So, how's Sheffield treating you?

Caleb:
Is there really a 6 chair rule?

Matt:
No idea what did you just said, but speaking of the Guardians...

Caleb:
We weren't.

Matt:
I want to be part of this whole thing. Fight alongside them.

Caleb:
You're not a warrior.

Matt:
That's why I need you to teach me. Tell you what, you train me and I'll show you the ropes in Sheffield.

Caleb:
Ropes?

Matt:
For starters, I wouldn't eat that meatloaf.

[Caleb eats it and gets sick]

Caleb:
Uh-oh.

Matt:
We got a deal?

Caleb:
Uh-huh.

Caleb:
See? Now try it again.

[Matt charges to attack but falls]

Matt:
Ow! Sorry. It's tougher than I thought.

Caleb:
He is a cunning opponent.

[Matt's cell phone rings]

Matt:
Hello? Oh, hey, Will. I was just hanging. Huh? Uh, sure. Don't tell her about this. She'll just freak.

Caleb:
Hello?

Will:
Caleb, Blunk just arrived from Meridian.

Blunk:
Nice mousie! Juicy mousie!

[Hay Lin glares at Blunk]

Caleb:
Right. I'm on the way. Meridian business, sorry.

[Matt charges to attack but falls]

Susan:
A toast to A-minuses and good friends.

Taranee:
Thanks, Mrs. V, but Will did all the work.

Will:
Well, I couldn't have done it without [Sees Matt entering] Matt.

Susan:
Matt?

Will:
I mean, Taranee. I need to use the restroom.

Will:
Did I do something wrong?

Matt:
No, it's nothing like that. I've just been practicing. Rehearsing, I mean, with the band.

[Matt holds Will's hand and gets electrocuted]

Matt:
Ow!

Will:
Sorry! I've been staticky lately.

Taranee:
[After Hay Lin has asked her to look after Mr Huggles] No way! No way, no way, no way, no way.

Female Customer:
I'll call the Health Department!

Taranee:
Ok, ok, ok, ok! I'll do it.

Caleb:
Ha!

Matt:
I stink!

Caleb:
Hey, nothing worth doing is easy and you're really are improving. Mostly 'cause I'm a great teacher.

[Matt grabs Caleb and flips him]

Matt:
You are inspiring.

Blunk:
Psst! Hero boys! Annihilators! City market, and not hunting for bargain!

Will:
Find Elyon, Hay Lin and Irma.

Matt:
What am I, the messenger boy?

Cornelia:
[creating an anvil shaped iron from the iron in the earth, to attack the Annihilators] Maybe these guys don't have enough iron in their diets.

Blunk:
Mouse for Blunk? Yum!

Will:
Mouse is not food! Mouse is pet! You eat mouse, and you're toast!

Blunk:
Mouse with toast yummy, too.

Caleb:
Okay, Mr. Show-Me-The-Ropes, why are Earth girls so... impossible?

[Cornelia flips her hair on Caleb]

Matt:
Dude, books have been written.

Will:
Matt, what are you doing here? Don't you realize how dangerous...

[Will electrifies Matt]

Matt:
Okay, I get it! Matt go home!

Cornelia:
[looking at the dormouse's empty cage] Ughh, Houdini's got nothing on Huggles.

Lilian:
Looking for Mr. Huggles? I let him out so he could meet Napoleon. I think they'll be great friends.

Cornelia:
You set a mouse loose... with a cat?! Don't you watch cartoons?!

Caleb:
Okay, so this is Meridian. The Annihilators attacked the farm, the forge, and the market.

Matt:
You know...

Irma:
Yeah, but how do we stop them?

Matt:
Listen!

Hay Lin:
Maybe, if we combined our powers...

[Matt grabs a cake and eats it]

Caleb:
Hey, that's Elyon's Palace!

Matt:
Yeah, figure I eat it before the Annihilators did. These attacks aren't random, they're on a straight line to the Palace. The Annihilators vanish when you go to Meridian and return the second you leave. They're not afraid of you, they just don't exist when you're there. I mean, magic, right?

Elyon:
I can never leave Meridian again!

Matt:
Make yourself a prisoner in your own kingdom?

Elyon:
What else can I do?!

Matt:
If you really want to end this, stay away from Meridian. Trust these guys to finish the job.

Irma:
Course you have been at school for hours, so the Annihilators could be attacking the Palace right now.

Elyon:
You have to stop them!

Cornelia:
Do me a favor: take the most destructive dormouse in history.

Will:
And, Elyon, you're so much better in folding than I am. With you...

Elyon:
Sure, bare-handed folding, my one talent.

Irma:
She didn't mean...

Elyon:
I know. Just kick some Annihilator tail for me, okay?

Matt:
Will, this is my idea! Don't say...

Will and Matt:
It's too dangerous.

Blunk:
Funny Matt!

Matt:
Yeah, Funny Matt. Blunk, you have to take me to Elyon's palace. The Annihilators are attacking.

Blunk:
Not sound very funny to Blunk.

Matt:
Call me on this. High-tech Earth spyware. You can eavesdrop from 50 ft away.

Will:
[after blasting the Annihilators with lightning] Did I just...

Matt:
Shoot lightning? Yeah. Explains why you're so stat icky, I guess. Wait, those Annihilators you just blasted. They didn't come back. Guys, force them together and keep them together! Let Will do the rest!

Will:
Matt, I don't know if I can.

Matt:
She can. Move!

Will:
My shoulder!

[Cedric eats Matt and Will screams to wake up. The students laugh]

Dean:
Will?

Will:
Well, Mr. Collins, those Mongol Hordes are terrifying. Burr!

Dean:
We were discussing Huns.

Will:
The Huns? Also terrifying.

Cornelia:
You know what? I'm so over you, half the time I don't even remember your name... uh, Kebab!

Caleb:
I'm sorry, have we met?

Cornelia:
Aargh! [She bends down and touches the ground, causing a vine to wrap around Caleb, which throws him in the water. She laughs] Haha!

Cornelia:
[after seeing herself wet] Hey, this night gown is like Cheffon! Dry-clean only!

Irma:
[About the transfer notice that Susan Vandom has given in] Well, I say we hijack it. We liberated a Princess! A piece of paper's got to be easier than that.

Will:
Guys, this is Mom's executive assistant, Amanda Bolland.

Amanda:
Oh, a pleasure! But, Will, your mom's gone for the rest of the day.

Will:
Really? Well, I'm sure she wanted us to meet her here.

Irma:
[telepathically] She's coming back. She's coming back. She's coming back.

Amanda:
Well, I suppose she might be coming back.

Amanda:
Oh, I love working for your mother. We've be lost here without her.

Will:
Luck thing she's not going anywhere then!

Taranee:
[telepathically] Alright, everybody, we need to split up and find hiding places.

All:
[telepathically] Right!

Cornelia:
Um, excuse me! Hi! Where's the ladies' room?

Amanda:
It's down the hall but...

Cornelia:
Thanks!

Irma:
Oh, right! I have to go, too. Thanks for reminding me.

Amanda:
I don't know if you should be wandering alone.

Taranee:
Um, Amanda, I'm doing a report on powerful women in the workplace. Could I interview you?

Amanda:
Really? Me? Powerful?

Taranee:
Oh, absolutely. You exude it.

MacGruder:
[after a bag of dust falls on him] What was that?!

Amanda:
Mr. MacGruder says it's a question about direction and judgment but I think the key is telephone skills. Telephone skills and-and photocopying agility. Oh, and personal player. Telephone skills, photocopying agility, and personal player.

Taranee:
[telepathically] Oh, I can't take much more of this. Wake up and smell the coffee.

[Taranee heats up the coffee till it boils out]

Amanda:
Oh my! How in the world? I... I... I'll just get a sponge!

MacGruder:
Young lady, what are you doing in the men's room?!

Taranee:
This is the ladies' room!

MacGruder:
This is not the... [Puts on his glasses] Oh, gosh! I'm, uh, I'm... excuse me.

[MacGruder runs and falls down, tearing his jacket on the door handle]

MacGruder:
Aha! Clumsy stackers, spilled and not cleaning up. That's called hazard! I should sue! But I'll have to sue myself.

Will:
Uh, hello. You know, I think I did mixed up the days. I'll just head home.

Amanda:
But your friends...

Will:
Already gone. See ya!

Amanda:
Hey, my interview!

Cornelia:
Ugh, move over!

Irma:
If you're so telekinetic, you move me over!

Cornelia:
[To Irma, in the latter's dream] Oh, stop being such a baby! Get out there and take it like a cucumber!

MacGruder:
You won't believe the day I've had. Accidents. Spills. Bathroom misunderstandings. It's hard being the boss, Mommy.

[An old photocopier covers MacGruder in toner, making the latter leave. Will comes by.]

Will:
Thanks, Max!

Photocopier:
My pleasure, doll. That tightwad MacGruder is always skimping on my repair budget. Now he has to pay.. For some more toner at least, ha!

Susan:
A slumber party?

Will:
[In Susan's voice] What tipped you off?

Susan:
This is just the kind of behavior I've been talking about, Will. You didn't ask permission and don't even seem sorry.

Will:
No, I am sorry. I just... everyone was so bummed about us moving that they wanted to stay over and we're already in our PJs.

Susan:
Your parents know? [The girls nod] Then lights out. We'll discuss consequences in the morning.

Taranee:
Will, use the Heart, now before it's too late.

Will:
[Takes out the Heart] Guardians...[The Heart stops glowing]

Taranee:
Remember this is our dream, take control.

Will:
...Unite!

Hay Lin:
Air!

Irma:
Water!

Cornelia:
Earth!

Taranee:
Fire!

Will:
And, uh, lightning!

Taranee:
Ok! The lucid dreaming rocked!

Irma:
Sweet dreams!

Cornelia:
[Looking at The Gargoyle] Well they'd be sweeter if these guys just stayed down!

Hay Lin:
We've got to get out of here!

Taranee:
No! We're still thinking like Guardians.

Irma:
And that's wrong because...?

Taranee:
Because we're just a dream. Why be limited by our waking powers, when we're all just figments of our imaginations?

Hay Lin:
Now, this I like.

Will:
Cornelia, what are you waiting for?

Cornelia:
Applause.

Cornelia:
[Bowing] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. [She laughs]

Taranee:
I guess that's that. The Knights must have been our psychic invaders.

Hay Lin:
I don't think so. That melody from my dream...it's still playing.

Cornelia:
Sure it is.

Will:
We don't hear anything.

Hay Lin:
Well, maybe I can make you see it.

Taranee:
Uh, pay no attention to the psychic invader behind the curtain.

Irma:
That weird old laugh again. Who is she?

Taranee:
Our invader, but I've never seen her before.

Will:
Look!

Will:
She was in the shadows. Making us dance to her tune, like marionettes. I don't know about you guys, but puppet shows gave always freaked me out.

Cornelia:
We did it! She's beaten!

Irma:
Whoever she was! And who was she?

Will:
The one pulling the strings. I bet she's behind all the trouble in Meridian lately, including the Knights of Vengeance.

Taranee:
But after getting psychic feedback, she'll think twice before getting into our heads again.

Susan:
Girls, you're supposed to be asleep, not keeping me awake.

Will:
I'm sorry, Mom.

Taranee:
Um, Ms. Vandom, can we talk to you about you taking Will back to Fadden Hills?

Susan:
Taranee, it's a family matter.

Hay Lin:
But we're Will's family, too.

Irma:
That's right.

Cornelia:
All of us.

Will:
It's true, Mom. I feel like a part of something here. Something bigger than just me.

Hay Lin:
What if we promise to help Will?

Taranee:
I'll tutor her after school.

Cornelia:
And I'll make sure she gets her beauty sleep.

Irma:
I mean, if we all work together, can you please give Heatherfield another chance?

Will:
Mom, running away to Fadden isn't the answer. I mean, it's not the place that matters, but the people. And the people are here.

Susan:
When did you become so eloquent?

Will:
Does that mean we can stay? Thank you so much!

[Will and Susan hug]

Susan:
Of course I did put in that transfer request already.

Will:
Maybe that won't be a problem.

Susan:
It won't. I'll just call MacGruder and tell him to ignore it. [kisses Will on her forehead] Okay, girls, back to bed. [She leaves]

Irma:
Ok, so we WITCHed that transfer for nothing?

Taranee:
I guess the result is what counts.

Will:
Yeah. [She hugs them] And thanks guys. Awake or asleep, you are the absolute best.

Taranee:
Come on, Cornelia! We're just trying to cheer you up.

Cornelia:
I don't need cheering up. Go away!

Irma:
I'll show you my latest power. It's all about the clothes.

[Cornelia comes out and Irma changes her clothes to pink]

Cornelia:
You can change the color of your outfit? And still be so last season! Everyone knows black and white is the new pink.

Irma:
I'm last season? Hello! It's 76º out, and you're wearing wool.

Cornelia:
How many times do I have to tell you? It's better to look good than feel good.

Lilian:
She's just dressed warm 'cause she's going skating!

Cornelia:
What?! Lilian, I am not!

Lilian:
You are! You said so to that boy on the phone!

Hay Lin:
You've got a date?

Will:
A non-Caleb date?

Cornelia:
You are so not going with me!

Taranee:
Does he go to Sheffield?

Will:
Does Caleb know?

Irma:
Does he have any brothers?

Hay Lin:
Does he skate?

Cornelia:
None of your business, children! Now, get out!

[The communicator buzzes]

Cornelia:
I'll be right down!

Peter:
Sure. I'll be right here.

Cornelia:
Don't follow me

Cornelia:
Safe!

[Cornelia transforms to her tall self and Will, Irma, Taranee, and Hay Lin open the elevator]

Taranee:
Oh, my!

Cornelia:
Not safe. [covers her head]

Will:
You transformed without the Heart?!

Cornelia:
Not exactly transformed.

Taranee:
When did you learn to do that?

Cornelia:
Since Kandrakar! But...

Hay Lin:
No wings?

Cornelia:
I don't have Guardian powers.

Irma:
Who's the guy?!

Cornelia:
I don't suppose you'd stay in the elevator with your backs turn? I didn't think so.

Peter:
Hey, Lillian.

Will, Irma, Taranee, Hay Lin:
Lillian?!

Peter:
[noticing Taranee] Oh, hi, sis.

Taranee:
Hi, sis.

Irma:
Hey, Peter! We were just wondering how long have you and [uses air quotes] "Lillian" been dating?

Peter:
A few weeks. You were there when we met, at the park.

Cornelia:
Wow! Memories, huh? Ok, we better go before all the good ice is taken.

Hay Lin:
We're following, right?

Taranee:
Oh, yeah!

Caleb:
I'm not hungry.

Julian:
It seems my son has lost his appetite without Cornelia.

Caleb:
It's got nothing to do with her! I wish I never met her.

Elyon:
Well...I could use my magic to burn her from your memories.

Caleb:
No!

Elyon:
Aha! So you do care. And don't lie, I'm royalty.

Caleb:
Oh, maybe a little.

Blunk:
In Caleb speak that mean a lot.

Elyon:
She cares too. Are you really going to give her up without a fight?

Lilian:
Hello?

Elyon:
It's Elyon and Caleb.

Lilian:
You just missed Cornelia and everyone. They went skating without me.

Caleb:
You can really skate in the spring?

Elyon:
Earth has its perks. You can bathe outside in winter if you got a hottub.

Caleb:
I'm doomed!

Elyon:
We'll catch up, too, at the rink.

Caleb:
I can't skate. I've tried. I'm a disaster! A face-first, ice-up-your-nose disaster.

Elyon:
Uh, well... Earth-girls love a guy who can't keep his feet. They do!

Lilian:
[leaping in Caleb's arms and bowling him over] Take me with you!

Elyon:
See? They love it.

Taranee:
Playing my brother. My brother! With a phony name and an even phonier body. Ooh, she's got some nerve.

Hay Lin:
She's gonna need it.

Will:
This is a train wreck.

Taranee:
Good. Lillian deserves a kick in the caboose.

Irma:
Can I be the one to tell Cornelia. Oh, please, oh please!

Hay Lin:
You come with me, Lilian. You can't skate on an empty stomach!

Lilian:
Can't skate on an empty stomach, can't swim on a full stomach. Who makes up these rules?

Irma:
What is Caleb doing here?

Elyon:
I made him swallow his pride.

Irma:
Boy, is he about to be full! He won't be swimming for a year.

Taranee:
World's coolest brother tricked by ungrateful sister. Film at 11.

Peter:
[pushed by Taranee] Taranee, what are you doing?

Taranee:
Snake, snake! Come on, everybody!

Cornelia:
[grabbed by Irma and Elyon] Let go of me!

Irma:
Your worlds are so about to collide.

Cornelia:
What are you babbling about?!

Elyon:
Caleb is here.

Cornelia:
[about Caleb slipping] Is he humiliating himself for me?

Cornelia:
Oh no! He can't see me like this! [transforms back to normal]

Irma:
Here, this will help. [turns Cornelia's clothes to pink] Pink is the new black and white.

Cornelia:
Ugh! I'd rather get caught!

Caleb:
Ow! Oh, hi. Uh, you look nice.

Cornelia:
Hi. Uh, thanks.

Cornelia:
[after Caleb sees her kissing Peter] Caleb! Please!

Miranda:
[in spider form] Well, the gang's all here. [Transforms into human form]

Elyon:
Tell us where they've taken Julian and Drake, you traitor!

Miranda:
And Aldarn, don't forget Aldarn.

Caleb:
You little...

Cornelia:
Caleb don't!

Miranda:
That's right Caleb...don't. Not if you ever want to see them again. Here's how it'll go. You release me and I'll leave with Caleb.

Cornelia:
No, you can't!

Caleb:
No-one asked your opinion. I'm ready, my Queen.

Miranda:
See. Isn't it nicer when we all just try to get along.

Hay Lin:
[To The Knights of Vengeance] Get ready for Hurricane Hay Lin! [She summons a hurricane but is trapped by the flail of The Tracker. He throws her twice into a tree] I think I've just been downgraded to a tropical depression.

Cornelia:
Caleb, wait!

Caleb:
For you? Not anymore.

Cornelia:
I deserve that. But you have to know: When I thought I'd lost you, all I could think about was...

Caleb:
That other guy?

Cornelia:
No. Caleb, listen. After you made a fool of yourself for me, I decided to break up with him. I swear.

Blunk:
So, you saved Blunk!

Irma:
Ughh! It was just a reflex, ok?! We're not going to the prom together.

Blunk:
Don't worry. Blunk know woods. And this time, Blunk save Irma.

Irma:
Ok, but, the prom is still out!

Irma:
[To Blunk] I wonder what the sentence is around here for assaulting a passling?!

Irma:
[ranting] Not precious! Worthless! Worthless garbage! Just like you!

Irma:
That's "Twinkle Twinkle"!

Irma:
[While the Horn is travelling to her] Nothing like Guardian powers!

Irma:
Argh! Unless they're somebody else's.

Will:
...So I can't help decorate.

Cornelia:
Oh, please! If you want to attend the ball, you have to help with the prep.

Hay Lin:
I spent forever designing the decorations. We can't lose you to a pile of dirty underwear!

Taranee:
Besides, when you're not around, Cornelia gets really bossy. [She puts her glasses on]

Cornelia:
Irma brings it out in me.

Will, Cornelia, Hay Lin, Taranee:
What?!

Irma:
I said: Stop brushing your hair, Cornelia. You're losing brain cells.

Cornelia:
Ugh!

Taranee:
Please, Will! Without you, I can't guarantee any survivors.

Will:
Oh, I'll find a way.

Will:
So, once again. [She holds up a white garment and a black garment] Never mix...?

Astral Drop Will:
Irma with Cornelia?

Nerissa:
You are no longer an Astral Drop. No longer a soulless slave to the bearer of the Heart of Kandrakar. You are a living, feeling Altermere. With all of Will's memories, emotions...and powers!

Altermere Will:
I'm living! I'm feeling! [notices Nerissa levitating towards her] I'm scared!

Nerissa:
Wonderful, isn't it? To be truly alive and not just a dull shadow.

Altermere Will:
Wait, I remember you. You're the old woman from my nightmare.

Nerissa:
That was Will's nightmare. It doesn't have to be yours. I gave you life. I'm your friend...remember that.

Nerissa:
That's right. Experience life. That way, you'll have something to lose. And something to fight for!

Hay Lin:
Irma! Be Careful!

Irma:
[sarcastically] Gee! Now we only have now we only have nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine left.

Hay Lin:
You can never have enough balloons!

Cornelia:
No, you can never have enough shoes! Balloons you can definitely overdo.

Cornelia:
Fine, but no more balloons. I'm getting light-headed. [She kicks the balloons, which fill the hall]

Irma:
Light-headed. Air-headed. How do you tell the difference?

Cornelia:
[sarcastically] Big "Ha."

Washing Machine:
Hey! Where are you going?!

Altermere Will:
To eat! Wow, Hunger! What a concept!

Cornelia:
[Drops a sticky tape] Ugh, this is impossible. And I have to go home and change. Look at me, I've got [Blushes] sweat stains!

Taranee:
Sweaty over here is right. Maybe we should just forget about the streamers.

Hay Lin:
We're not forgetting the streamers! They represent the [she holds up a streamer in one hand] strands of memory that connect us to Galgheita no matter where [holds up a balloon in the other hand] the balloons of life takes her.

Irma:
Ok, that's it! Will, you've got let us use our wings, before Hay Lin's strands are shredded...by me!

Principal Knickerbocker:
After you, Mrs Rudolph.

Principal Knickerbocker:
Deliah, are you alright?

Mrs Rudolph:
It's just the realization that I'm leaving! I can't face it right now. [quietly] And trust me, neither can you.

Hay Lin:
I still think we could use more balloons.

Mrs Rudolph:
Let it go, dear.

Martin:
Hey, hey! Come on, Irma! Give it up for the dancing machine! Whoo! Too hot not to try!

Irma:
Okay, okay! I'll dance with you if you stop doing that!

Susan:
It's like I have two daughters: Will and her evil twin.

Altermere Will:
No, Caleb, it's me!

Caleb:
Whoops! Sorry, Will.

Will:
No, Caleb, I'm me!

Caleb:
[Sits on the ground] Like girls aren't hard enough to understand when there's just one of them.

Cornelia:
Not so tough now, are you, sushi roll?

Altermere Will:
No! You still want to absorb me back into the Heart! Back into oblivion!

Will:
If you're really me, you know I won't.

Altermere Will:
[Calms down] I believe you.

Will:
Of course you do. We're practically sisters.

Nerissa:
[watching from a distance] Disgusting. Still, my fault for betting on a cheap knock off. All it had to do was quietly replace the Guardian, but no. Might as well take advantage of the distraction. [She sends a lightning bolt to Will, but Altermere Will intercepts her attack] Well, that was irritatingly heroic.

Will:
You saved my life, when all you wanted was to live.

Altermere Will:
That's what sisters do, right?

Hay Lin:
Oh, Will, she's fading!

Will:
I know but what can I... unless I have to absorb her, not into the Heart but into me. But only if you say yes, then all your thoughts, feelings, memories, everything will live on in me.

Altermere Will:
I'd like that.

Susan:
Did you forget you promised to get this laundry done?

Will:
Hmm, I don't know. Did you forget you promised to stop seeing my teacher?!

Susan:
Will, I...

Will:
Dating? Fine. Dating my teacher? Gross, but also fine. Lying to me about it while lecturing me on responsibility? Priceless!

Will:
She captured Caleb, attacked us at a school dance! She even came after us in our dreams!

Cornelia:
Such a nightmare!

Taranee:
We're pretty sure she's pulling the strings of the Knights, too.

Irma:
But we don't have a clue who the old hag is! Uh, No offence, Mage.

The Mage:
None taken.

Hay Lin:
I drew this!

The Mage:
Her image is unfamiliar to the Council of Kandrakar.

The Oracle:
If only my powers were at full strength. But I am unable to divine her identity or purpose. Though, I do sense something else troubles our Guardians.

Will:
Well, there's that new lightning thing and I've started bringing electrical appliances to life.

Hay Lin:
Not to mention invisibility.

Cornelia:
[Raises her hand] Telekinesis.

Taranee:
[Raises her hand] Mmmm, telepathy.

Irma:
Y'know, normal teen stuff.

Halinor:
What you're experiencing is normal...for Guardians. You are progressing as expected.

The Oracle:
And I am pleased you work so well together. Even in your dreams. Harmony is essential for the Heart of Kandrakar to be effective.

Hay Lin:
Oh, we're all about the harmony, Oracle.

Taranee:
In fact we're going to spend a whole week together.

Irma:
Chilling at Cormoran Beach, thanks to my mom and dad.

The Oracle:
Then by all means, enjoy your sojourn. You have earned it.

Chris:
[leaping out of a car] Ohh...Finally air unpolluted by girl-breath.

Irma:
I so wouldn't bring up breath, little brother...yours smelt steel.

Anna Lair:
Irma! Chris! I refuse to listen to you bicker for an entire week.

Tom Lair:
Then I hope you brought earplugs.

Anna:
Irma. Why is Will yelling at the toaster? And why did she name it?

Will:
I don't care if you don't like raisins, Judy. [She shakes the toaster] Just give me my toast!

Cornelia:
You know what would make this trip perfect?

Will:
Seven more bathrooms?

Cornelia:
If Caleb were here.

Hay Lin:
Oh, please! You and Caleb can't go five minutes without fighting. If you actually spent time together, you'd be vacationing in Dumpsville.

Irma:
Chris, you're such a brat!

Taranee:
I wonder why? Look in the mirror sometime. He learned from the best.

Hay Lin:
[gasps] You scared me.

Will:
Sorry. I just had to get away from Cornelia. She won't stop babbling about Caleb.

Hay Lin:
[Laughs] Yeah. Obsess much?

Will:
Ugh, and what a total drag for you. Since you've never had a boyfriend.

Hay Lin:
Uh...I don't want a boyfriend.

Will:
Well, that's lucky. Since you're not exactly likely to get one.

Hay Lin:
Right. Lucky.

Will:
Who knew sowing the seeds of discontent would be such...[She transforms into Nerissa]

Nerissa:
...Child's play?! A glamour here, a glamour there, and they're mine for the picking. But enough about me. Your turn Sandpit.

Chris:
Moan Moan Moan...Feeble Feeble Feeble.

Chris:
Aargh!

Irma:
[Thinking the Werewolf is still a machine] Chris! Listen, you electric furball, No one messes with my brother but me!

Taranee:
Oh, I can't believe it.

Irma:
Can't believe what?

Taranee:
Will! I've read her mind. She brought those things to life...as a prank.

Irma:
Are you kidding me? My little brother was nearly werewolf chow. If anything had happened to him...

Taranee:
You'd be bummed it wasn't you who did it.

Irma:
Overkill, much? That was my brother's favourite toy!

Cornelia:
Sorry, thought you wanted our secrets protected! My bad!

Taranee:
Irma. Calm down. Chris has a lot of toys, he'll get over it.

Irma:
Right! 'Cause he's a spoiled brat and I'm a lousy role model.

Taranee:
Huh?

Hay Lin:
So, you and Chris fight a lot. That doesn't mean...

Irma:
Don't you start! What does an only child know about brothers and sisters, anyway?

Will:
Guys? Chill!

Cornelia:
Or what? You'll stick the toaster on us?

Irma:
Yeah, don't you dare pull rank. What kind of leader uses her powers for dangerous pranks?!

Will:
I didn't! And, by the way, I never asked to be leader. Or a Guardian, for that matter.

Taranee:
None of us did.

Cornelia:
Well, maybe we should call it quits!

Irma:
As Guardians and friends!

Hay Lin:
At last! Something we agree on.

The Oracle:
Enough!

Will:
Oracle!

The Oracle:
I am profoundly disappointed, children. The Heart of Kandrakar requires harmony above all else. You are out of harmony as friends and Guardians. [pause] Will. You must return the Heart. Here. And now.

Will:
I guess...we failed you. [Will takes out the Heart]

Hay Lin:
Hold it! Got one question for the Oracle: What's the dealio with your shadow? [The shadow is in Nerissa's form]

Cornelia:
Yeah, it totally doesn't match your ensemble.

The Oracle:
This is no time for impertinence. Give me the Heart!

Will:
You want the Heart? You got it! GUARDIANS UNITE!

Will:
The Heart!

Irma:
Water!

Taranee:
Fire!

Cornelia:
Earth!

Hay Lin:
Air!

The Oracle:
So close...[transforms into Nerissa]

Nerissa:
So very close!

Irma:
Woah! [She flies around to miss the lightning bolt] It's the old hag!

Will:
She's got my lightning power?

Taranee:
And she brought a friend.

Hay Lin:
Someone wanna explain how we're supposed to beat up a beach?

Irma:
How about we give him a mudbath?!

Will:
[To Taranee] I bet the sorceress is changing her looks to play with our heads!

Taranee:
Trying to turn us against each other to get the Heart!

Nerissa:
[slowly, with emphasis on the syllables] Quintessence!

Will:
Quin what now?

Cornelia:
Look!

Taranee:
Woah! Props for surprises!

Cornelia:
Nice timing, boyfriend.

Caleb:
Just part of my job description.

Blunk:
Uh, Blunk hate to to spoil moment, but...CUTE COUPLE STILL IN TROUBLE!

Hay Lin:
Hey, Irma, can I play?

Will:
[as she's speaking, as per her instructions, Taranee forms a fireball] Taranee! Some fire power!

Hay Lin:
How's that for harmony?!

Will:
Wait! The sorceress.

Hay Lin:
Aww! I hate when they do that! I never get any closure!

Caleb:
We've got other problems.

Irma:
Oh no, the noise woke my parents!

Cornelia:
[as Caleb and Blunk run over, she halts them with her hand]Hold your breath, guys! I've got some evidence to bury!

Tom:
[Yawns] Irma?

Irma:
You guys totally missed the, uh, uh, uh, the fireworks! They were awesome!

Chris:
Fireworks! Awww! How come you didn't wake me? Irma!

Anna:
Chris. Please. No more arguing. [Yawning] Ugh! Let's just all go to bed. [She leads Chris inside. Tom follows]

Will:
So...no more arguing?

Hay Lin:
Takes more than an old hag to come between WITCH.

Taranee:
[Cornelia starts to walk off] We're the harmony quintet. [She follows Cornelia]

Irma:
I'm gonna even try to harmonise with Chris. [pause] Ok, a little [She follows]

Cornelia:
Then maybe we should all chip in and buy him a new truck? [They go inside the hut]

Caleb:
[sarcastically] Ugh! I so love having a girlfriend.

Blunk:
Blunk tasted worse.

Nerissa:
It's time we punish those who made possible Queen Elyon's rise to power... [The lava turns into a lava form of the human form of the Browns] ...Elborn and Miriadel. They protected her, hid her on Earth. They must pay.

Raythor:
We will show no mercy.

Nerissa:
Then go! Bring the infidels to their knees!

Frost:
So how do we lure those two out of the palace?

Raythor:
We don't. Nerissa means well, but she thinks small. Why strike at minor targets, when it's Elyon who truly deserves our vengeance?

Miranda:
The Queen's too powerful. How are we to...

Raythor:
To conquer a Queen requires more than knights...

Raythor:
[voice-over] it requires...a prince.

Elyon:
Trill? What is it?

Trill:
Never mind. A trick of the light.

Elyon:
Tell me more about the jewel. What did it mean to my mother? And what were she and my father really like? Did they...love me?

Miriadel:
Queen Weira and the Royal Consort Zadan loved you more than life.

Elborn:
You were the true jewel in their crown.

Elyon:
More! I want to know more!

Miradel:
Perhaps...there is a way.

Yan Lin:
Delivery order! Thirty minutes or less. Time to pedal that metal.

Hay Lin:
Ok, I'm here.

Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia:
Finally!

Hay Lin:
Do not complain. You're all on vacation. I'm a summertime slave.

Irma:
Better than beach boring.

Will:
Or mommy and me museum tour.

Taranee:
Or mosquito mountain. [She slaps a mosquito that has landed on her arm] Ow!

[The shot sweeps back to Hay Lin, smelling her apron]

Hay Lin:
Ugh! I smell like egg-fu-yung.

Cornelia:
I smell like O'de Fabulous. I have daddy's platinum and the caviar is awesome, and we're getting seaweed wraps tomorrow! The only thing missing is...

Cornelia:
Caleb.

Will:
Matt.

Taranee:
Nigel.

Hay Lin:
Boys?! You're in four kinds of paradise and all you can think about is your next date?

Cornelia:
Hay Lin, some day soon, you'll be thinking about your first date.

Hay Lin:
No way! Not me! Never! I...

Yan Lin:
That moo goo gai pan ain't gonna fold to Elm Street.

Elborn:
You may meet your parents, your majesty, through memories.

Elyon:
I don't have any memories of them.

Miriadel:
But Trill does. And in the Old Meditation Chamber, your own power can put you both in a trance.Allowing you to interact with her remembrances.

Elyon:
Oh, that would totally ro...ugh. [she notices Elborn and Miriadel, looking sad] Oh, I didn't mean...

Miriadel:
It's alright, your majesty.

Elborn:
You must go where your heart leads.

Elyon:
It will always lead back to you. [Miriadel bends down] You raised me. I love you.

Miriadel:
And we love you, child. But it's perfectly natural to be curious about your birth parents. Go!

Caleb:
The Horn of Warning! Phobos is free!

Blunk:
Good time for Blunk to take that long weekend to the shore! Or just dig hole and never come out.

Anna Lair:
Hey! How about a clam dig? All four of us! As a family!

Irma:
Yeah, I'm allergic to shellfish.

Anna:
Since when?

Irma:
Since like, right now.

Irma:
[walks off, down the beach. Into the phone] Shellfish Allergy Anonymous. Hello

Hay Lin:
Irma! Thank goodness. We couldn't reach Will or Taranee.

Irma:
Hay Lin. Chill. What's wrong?

Hay Lin:
Phobos has escaped! You have to get back here.

Cornelia:
Umm, not that I wouldn't love to be fighting evil right now... [to her mother] No mom! The black boots and the red pumps!...but I'm like a billion miles away.

Irma:
Yeah, what are we supposed to do...

Irma:
...Walk to Heatherfield?

Hay Lin:
I don't know! Just be ready...I'll figure something out.

Hay Lin:
Oh, I can't figure anything out!

Phobos:
Frost! Take command of Gargoyle and the Lurdens, and hold this gate!

Frost:
Master, it shall be done!

Phobos:
The rest of my knights, follow your prince...to victory!

Queen Weira:
Ugh! The brat never stops crying! Where's Trill?!

Zadan:
I bet you once change it.

Queen Weira:
I am Queen! You are Consort! NOW!

Trill:
Your Highness, I...

Queen Weira:
Do not make me wait again, Trill! Or you'll force me into another punishment.

Phobos:
Must I listen to that incessant wailing?

Elyon:
Phobos?

Queen Weira:
No, my precious pet.

Queen Weira:
Well...take it away!

Phobos:
Stupid little whelp!

Queen Weira:
She keeps the peasants happy...but you, my son [hands him her jewel] are the true heir to my heart.

Raythor:
Shall I dispose of this one [Caleb], master?

Phobos:
All in good time. But first...

Phobos:
[voice over] I miss my baby sister.

Hay Lin:
Wow! What else don't I know about you, grandma?

Yan Lin:
Oh, lots of things. So many things. [She laughs]

Hay Lin:
But, it's like folding?

Yan Lin:
Folding is for [she gestures from one sphere to the other] crossing between worlds.

Yan Lin:
Teletransporting is for the fast break within a world.

Hay Lin:
And any Guardian can do it?

Yan Lin:
Sure! With a decade of practice. Otherwise, you materialise inside solid rock, or glacier or mud wrestling match. Ugh! I was grubby for weeks!

Hay Lin:
Fine, fine! But you know how! You can get the guys.

Yan Lin:
I'm not hooked into an auramere. Teletransporting drains my life force.

Hay Lin:
Oh! Blunk can only fold somewhere he's been before. He can get Irma, but...Wait! I'm hooked into an auramere, borrow life force from me. Enough to get Cornelia and Taranee.

Yan Lin:
Hay Lin?

Hay Lin:
[quietly, croaky] Ugh, I'm fine. You go. You too, Blunk. I'll try Will again. As soon as I catch my breath.

Hay Lin:
Oh, Finally!

Yan Lin:
Whew! [sits down] Note to self: Next time, pinch more life force.

Will:
Guardians Unite!

Phobos:
And now for the family reunion.

Will:
After reunion we have in mind. I'm thinking we'll reunite you with your cell.

Phobos:
And finally, the girls.

Phobos:
Destroy the weakest link and the rest will soon fall.

Hay Lin:
You may be right.

Hay Lin:
But if I'm the weakest link, then you must really be in trouble! [She kicks Phobos out of the whirlwind and he crashes]

Elyon:
Phobos! Who said you could leave your room, brother?

Phobos:
No! You shall not rob me of my throne a second time! You [He powers up an electrical attack and flies over to Elyon] shall...not! [gets teletransported back to his cell]

Yan Lin:
How'd it go?

Irma:
Ah, we only... beat Phobos!

Will:
Actually, Hay Lin beat him.

Hay lin:
Me? I almost blew it.

Will:
What?

Taranee:
Where's that coming from?

Yan Lin:
Is this about a boy?

Hay lin:
What? No! Well actually... I did see this realy cute- The point is, this was the first time it was up to me. Everyone was spread out and-

Yan Lin:
And you gathered them here.

Hay Lin:
Not without your help.

Yan Lin:
You think needing help is bad? Working together you find true power, in others and in yourself.

Hay Lin:
I dont know.

Yan Lin:
You are a jewel, grandaughter. In the rough perhaps, but a jewel all the same, and someday I won't be the only one to see. [They hug. Cornelia and Will high-five each other. Irma and Taranee hug]

Cornelia:
Hi. Hate to spoil the greeting card moment, but, how do we all get back?!

Yan Lin:
Don't look at me.

Trill:
Oh! This trinket is...Queen Elyon what is wrong?

Elyon:
How could you all lie to me about my birth parents.

Elborn:
What?!

Miriadel:
Elyon, we would never!

Trill:
How can you say such a thing?!

Elyon:
Weira and Zadan were horrible people. They didn't love me!

Trill:
Your mother loved you! She gave you that jewel! [notices the jewel sparkle]

Elyon:
Take it back! I don't want it!

Elyon:
My powers! What have you done?

Nerissa:
This jewel, a true jewel from Weira's crown, has been draining your power for months. That's why I gave it to you.

Elyon:
You lie! The real Trill gave me that. Where is she?

Nerissa:
There is no Trill. There never was. I have served you as I served Phobos and the rebellion, in humility, waiting for this day. When the gem pulsed this mornng I knew my time had come. No more need for knights or vengeance. All that remained was to convince you to give it to me willingly. [Her hair raises up] Which is why I fed you false visions of your parents.

Elyon:
Monster!

Nerissa:
Too slow, whelp!

Nerissa:
The Heart... of Meridian... is mine!

Caleb:
I don't understand. Elyon's gone?!

Elborn:
Captured by a sorceress, hiding in our midst...Trill.

Caleb:
You mean she was posing as Trill?

Elborn:
It seems there never was a Trill. People who've known her for years can't recall her history, family, or even where she lives.

Caleb:
But she helped the rebellion!

Elborn:
She may have had her own reasons for toppling Phobos or her need to get close to our daughter, to the Queen. She took Elyon and her power. All of it!

Caleb:
So we fetch some power players of our own, the Guardians.

The Mage:
No! Stop! Your tooth...did Trill touch it?

The Mage:
It is as I feared, Trill, uh, the sorceress, also touched my ring. She cursed our talismans. Whom so ever touches it to fold, will be destroyed.

Blunk:
Aargh! [He quickly rips the necklace off] Blunk too pretty to be destroyed!

Caleb:
Wait! Then how do we get to Earth?

The Mage:
I will try to counteract the spell.

Nerissa:
After all, we must [she slowly raises the jewel] save the Queen. [The jewel is now in the centre of the screen, showing Elyon banging on the walls of the jewel] Musn't we? [She cackles]

Will:
Is anyone else worried that we haven't heard from Elyon or Caleb in, I don't know, weeks?!

Cornelia:
[yawns] Not really. Caleb knew I was travelling and Meridian is definitely a roaming charge.

Irma:
Besides, we've kicked enough bad guy booty to earn our vacation.

Hay Lin:
But vacation's over! School starts tomorrow.

Taranee:
Hey, guys. Isn't it great? I thought summer would never end. And, in honour of school, I have completed my first assignment.

Irma:
Oh, can I hurt her? Please.

Taranee:
[typing] Welcome to Taranee's handy dandy guide to... [The Four Dragons and the nymph, which is the dragons of the Guardians' powers appears on the screen] ...Quintessece.

Cornelia:
Quintessence?! That's the word that hag used to attack us!

Hay Lin:
But, what does it have to do with the legend of the Four Dragons? That's about our powers!

Taranee:
Right! Each of the dragons controlled one of the four ancient elements. [She points to each dragon, as she says the elements that they control] Earth. Air. Fire. Water. [She points to the nymph, in the middle of the screen] But the nymph, Xin Jing, had a power too.

Irma:
Oh, an X Factor, like Cafeteria Mystery Meal.

Taranee:
[Typing and saying aloud each syllable as she types it] Quin-tessence. The fifth element.

Taranee:
[voiceover] The Ancient Sages described it as exactly [shot of Nerissa summoning Quintessence from lightning] like electricity. They believed it could be found in lightning, but [Nerissa shoots a lightning bolt at the ground] they also called it "the stuff of life", like bio-electricity. [Farm men charge at Nerissa.] [Back to the girls]

Taranee:
Quintessence has the power to make things come alive.

Hay Lin:
Kinda like Doctor Frankenstein!

Will:
Kinda like me. Throwing lightning bolts, talking toasters. My powers sound exactly like Quintessence.

Cornelia:
The fifth Guardian gets the fifth element. Makes sense.

Will:
[voiceover] What doesn't make sense is that the sorceress [Nerissa holds up the Heart of Meridian and it emits a shock wave which makes the farm men's tools attack them] has the same powers. Only hers are the extra strong version.

Will:
What's her connection to the Guardians? What's her connection to me?

Will:
So the hag has Elyon.

Yan Lin:
It's worse. That hag is Nerissa.

The Oracle, Halinor, Althor:
[shocked] No!

The Mage:
Impossible!

The Oracle:
You are absolutely certain?

Irma:
Okay, see I didn't bring my who's who from Kandrakar, so Nerissa is...?

Oracle:
As you know, you are not the first Guardians. Decades ago there were five others. Cassidy, Halinor, Yan Lin, Kadma... and Nerissa.

Hay Lin:
They were C.H.Y.K.N.? Wow, I'm so glad we're W.I.T.C.H.

The Oracle:
[voiceover] [as the camera pans across W.I.T.C.H, the scene transitions to one showing the former Guardians] Nerissa led the Guardians as Keeper of the Heart of Kandrakar, as you do Will. But I sensed [Nerissa holds up the Heart and sees it glow through a shot of her eye] the power of the Heart was corrupting Nerissa. To save her soul, [The Heart is shown floating and given to Cassidy] I took the Heart from her and gave it to Cassidy. [Nerissa, shocked, walks away] But Nerissa became obsessed with her lost power. [Nerissa and Cassidy are atop Mount Thanos] After begging and pleading, she demanded Cassidy return the Heart. Cassidy refused.

[Nerissa casts a lightning bolt at the cliff, and Cassidy falls to her death, Nerissa is shocked by her actions]

The Oracle:
[voiceover] [Nerissa runs across the cold of the mountain] Devastated, Nerissa fled. [An energy cell appears around Nerissa in a cave inside Mount Thanos] But I imprisoned her. [scene shows Yan Lin, The Oracle and Halinor standing outside her cell] Hoping that she would redeem herself [Nerissa lifts her head up] by facing her guilt. I fear [Nerissa's youthful face changes into the old Nerissa] I may have aired.

Halinor:
When Phobos' reign on Meridian forced us to raise the Veil, we could no longer watch over her.

Yan Lin:
She must have escaped, and gone into hiding.

The Mage:
On Meridian. Perhaps a portal opened on Mount Thanos, allowing her escape.

The Oracle:
Nerissa is a greater threat now, than she was then. Every world has a source of mystic energy, like the Heart of Kandrakar. Elyon was the Heart of Meridian. With her power, Nerissa's might equals the five of yours...combined.

Irma:
Right! Cause otherwise, way too easy.

Will:
At least, she doesn't know we're on to her. If we head to Meridian now, we can still take her down.

The Mage:
Hmmm, a wise plan.

Will:
Why don't you pick on someone with your own power?

Nerissa:
Quintessence!

Will:
Oh, I had to ask!

Taranee:
[about attacking Nerissa] Why isn't this working?

Hay Lin:
She's got the Heart of Meridian!

Will:
Which is equal to the Heart of Kandrakar.

Taranee:
[panicking] So we're tied?

Yan Lin:
Not anymore.

Yan Lin, Halinor:
Nerissa!

Nerissa:
Stay out of this, old fools!

Halinor:
Or you'll destroy us, like you destroyed Cassidy?

Yan Lin:
Does her memory mean so little to you?

Nerissa:
You've no idea what she meant to me! This is not over! [She teletransports]

Yan Lin:
[sighs] That's what I was afraid of.

Matt:
Hungry again? Mr Huggles, you're a dormouse of a dormoose? [In french accent] Would Monsieur care to try ze Mouse Munchies? Zey are ze specialty of ze house. I'll tell le Chèf you approve.

Matt:
Hi. I was just thinking about thinking about you.

Matt:
Mr Huggles, what is your damage? [To Will] I don't know why he's freaking out like this.. Sorry.

Will:
No apologies necessary, [Transforms into Nerissa] dear heart.

Matt:
[Shocked, holding Mr Huggles] Nerissa!

Irma:
Lunchtime, Sheffield. And here's a little music to gag to...

Taranee:
[To Tridart] Back off glacier face! [She charges up a fireball but Kor grabs her arm. In his eyes, we see Taranee's anger and argument with her mother. He starts to fight Taranee]

Cornelia:
Watch it, hairball! [She telekinetically moves metal hinges to strike Kor, but Shagon intercepts and destroys them. Will appears in front of Cornelia]

Will:
Stay away from her!

Shagon:
The way I stayed away from Matt?

Will:
Matt!? Did you hurt him?

Shagon:
How much would you hate me if I did?

Will:
You're about to find out! [She hurls a lightning bolt at him. He absorbs it]

Shagon:
Tickles.

Cornelia:
Y'know those Knights of Whatever totally fed on our drama! Icicle Boy called you desperate, which you are, over Eric.

Hay Lin:
Thanks for noticing.

Cornelia:
Lava Chick was gloating about Irma being in pain, which she is, over Martin. And Taranee...

Taranee:
I can't be fuzzy, if I'm mad at my mom?

Cornelia:
Just try to keep it in check. You especially, Will. Dark Angel wanted you hating him.

Will:
[shaking her fists] Then he knew his stuff. Hey, since when are you Miss Intuitive?

Cornelia:
Perspective. I'm the only one not starring in a soap opera.

Will, Hay Lin:
This week.

Yan Lin:
It has been too long, Cassidy, my dear friend. [She puts the roses onto the grave] I promise to see you again soon.

Nerissa:
[voice] Perhaps sooner than you think.

Shagon:
Aww, she shouldn't have.

Nerissa:
I have business I must attend, and the Guardians must not interfere.

Shagon:
I'll drive them to distraction! Will, especially. [Picks the flowers] She hates me, she hates me not. She hates me, she hates me not. Who am I kidding? She really, really hates me. [He rips the flowers in half from the stem]

Cassidy:
[whispering] Nerissa. [not whispering] Wow! You look awful.

Will:
[after a dream about Shagon] Can't I just once dream of unicorns?

Will:
[to the girls] Nightmares aren't enough. Now I get daymares too?

Hay Lin:
Last night I dreamt of unicorns.

Nerissa:
Welcome back, Cassidy.

Cassidy:
So, how long's it been?

Nerissa:
Forty years.

Cassidy:
You haven't aged a bit. [Flies around her] You've aged many bits. Draining our life force for power are we? Granted, you have the sad disadvantage of having to live in this world, while I...

Nerissa:
I apologise for any role I might have played in...your accident.

Cassidy:
'"Might" have played? That's like me saying I might have missed curfew on prom night. [She laughs] Oh, oh, but were I just was, we don't hold grudges. Now, if you'll send me back?

Nerissa:
Cassidy, I didn't raise you simply to apologise. We were Guardians together. I...feel a responsibility to show you all that you have been missing.

Cassidy:
Really, Nerissa, that's not...

Nerissa:
Oh, but I insist. And since I've bound you to the Earth Plane with the Heart of Meridian, we will stick to the plan. [softly] For your own good.

Cassidy:
A field trip you can't get out of, that's good for you? Wow, even the afterlife's like high school.

Cassidy:
Shell Beach! My favourite spot! Oh, what a perfectly lovely, and [She flies through Nerissa] totally transparent gesture. [She flies down to the water]

Nerissa:
You shouldn't look a gift beach in the mouth. [She flies down] Don't you miss this?

Cassidy:
Oh, sure. I'd love to feel the sand between my toes. Breath in the [she walks on the water] salt air and [Nerissa joins her] swim and swim and swim. [She stands still] Maybe even kiss a lifeguard or two.

Nerissa:
All that is possible. If you say you want to live.

Cassidy:
This may surprise you, Rissy, but I've sort of let go of the whole material world thing. Besides, [she turns to face Nerissa] I know you. There's got to be strings. I've hung onto my soul this long, I'm not selling it now.

Yan Lin:
I wish you a safe journey to your final destination.

Yan Lin:
Or as the kids say, "Smell you later".

Hay Lin:
Grandma!

Yan Lin:
[out of breath] Small problem. I nearly got taken out with the trash.

Will:
I had a feeling it was Shagon, but why attack Mr Olsen?

Hay Lin:
Maybe he hates grandparents?

Taranee:
[Flames appear in her glasses] Not just grandparents.

Taranee:
[voiceover] I'm pretty sure he went after my brother last night too.

Irma:
[voiceover] Join the club.

Irma:
[voiceover] My mom said a giant bird nearly ran her off the road!

Cornelia:
[voiceover] It gets worse.

Cornelia:
Lillian got a real good look at Shagon - described him to the last feather! Luckily, my parents convinced her it was a nightmare.

Hay Lin:
He is a nightmare.

Taranee:
Going after our families.

Irma:
Even Phobos didn't sink that low.

Will:
I just hate him!

Cornelia:
We all do. But that's like exactly what he wants.

Will:
I know! I know! Hatred fuels his power, but he'll be back tonight. So, what do we do?

Taranee:
You go to dinner with your mom.

Will:
Pizza with the Professor, while Shagon's on the prowl? No chance.

Taranee:
Even if your mom's his next target?

Will:
If I make things so unpleasant, why work so hard to bring me here?

Susan:
Since you're here, why work so hard to make things so unpleasant?

Dean:
You know, you two are really more alike than you think. [Will and Susan glare at him] Which is meant as a compliment!

Nerissa:
Heatherfield General Hospital, the Children's Ward. Ah, I recall you dreamt of being a paediatrician.

Cassidy:
Yeah, and I once dreamt of eating a marshmallow the size of Jupiter. So, where's my giant sticky treat?

Nerissa:
It's a shame you can't help these poor children. Comfort them. You have so much compassion for every living thing.

Cassidy:
Except I'm not a living thing.

Nerissa:
Aww, but you could be again. [darkly] Simply by admitting you want it.

Cassidy:
I don't. Life people are so catty.

Will:
That would be our celebration pizza. Got any money?

Susan:
It's comforting to know something's haven't changed.

[Will opens the door]

Will:
[gasps] Dad!

Cassidy:
Come on Rissy, give it up! We've toured Heatherfield up, down and sideways! It's not gonna happen! So send me home!

Nerissa:
If home is where the heart is. [she points to the woman]

Emily Chacon:
Hello? Is someone there?

Cassidy:
[emotional] Mom?

Nerissa:
It's Nerissa, Emily. I didn't mean to startle you. Oh, the garden looks lovely today.

Emily:
Thank you, Nerissa. And don't apologise, dear. You know Cassidy's old friends are always welcome here.

Nerissa:
Thank you, Emily. Ah, that locket, is there a picture inside?

Emily:
Oh, my! Your memories are worse than mine. I've shown you this before. [She opens the locket]

Emily:
It's Cassidy, of course.

Cassidy:
Oh, mom.

Emily:
Now you wait here. I'll get us some lemonade.

Nerissa:
She misses you terribly, Cassidy.

Cassidy:
Oh, I'd give anything. Anything!

Nerissa:
There's nothing to give. Just show some mercy to your mother. [She holds out the Heart of Meridian, which emanates dark purple swirls, as Cassidy appears in a lilac aura] Just say the words. Say you want to live!

Cassidy:
I want...to live!

Nerissa:
[The Heart is emiting green waves] Compassion is a powerful thing. Especially when it fuels desire. The desire for something you cannot, should not have is the chink in the armour of your soul and all I need to make you mine!

Nerissa:
You will live again...very soon!

Nerissa:
Once your service to me...is complete.

The Oracle:
I suspect Nerissa has tampered with my powers as a Seer. Deep meditation will reveal the truth.

Cornelia:
Take your time. We'll totally wait.

Irma:
I cannot believe you signed us up for the car wash! Without even asking!

Cornelia:
Come on, it's for a good cause - Me.

Taranee:
Wow! Narcissist much?

Will:
Yeah, my mom has signed me up, too. But it would tank less if you guys came.

Hay Lin:
We can have a water fight!

Irma:
[sarcastically] Oh, yeah! There's something I never do!

Tony:
[arriving at a car wash] This spot taken?

Will:
Woah! Dad! Nice ride!

Tony:
So, when we're done, maybe I can take you and your friend for a spin?

Will:
And blow off the car wash? Coolsome!

Susan:
[to herself] A few minutes in a convertible does not make up for months of absence!

Irma:
Squidgey, Corny. Corny, Squidgey. I'm gonna give you two some time alone.

Cornelia:
Um, yeah. I'm Earth, remember? [hydrokinetically, Irma manipulates a hose to travel near Cornelia] All I can do is put more mud on things. [The hose is now behind Cornelia] I would totally help if I were water. [The hose taps her on the shoulder, she turns and gets blasted with water and screams]

Harold Hale:
Way to dive in there, sweetheart

Tony:
Looks good! Ready to roll?

Taranee:
[telepathically] W.I.T.C.H., we got a Kandrakar 911!

Will:
Uh, but first, we need more water!

Hay Lin:
To wash your car again. Free second wash! It's a special.

Cornelia:
Ow! What is this: Attack-Cornelia-Day?!

Taranee:
I know it's a shock, but not every world revolves around you.

Cornelia:
What's that supposed to mean?

Irma:
We're teammates, not servants.

Hay Lin:
Guys. The battle's outside.

Will:
[holding the Heart of Kandrakar] Guardians, knock it off and unite!

Harold:
Have you seen the girls? They're not in the van.

Susan:
Nope. Someone gave them the idea you can just skip out on responsibility.

Tony:
They said they went to get water.

Harold:
From where? The Caribbean?

Taranee:
Will!

Will:
It wasn't me! Our wings, our powers, they're just gone!

Hay Lin:
Well, get 'em back!

Will:
[Holds out the Heart of Kandrakar] Guardians unite! [Nothing happens. The trio gasp. The now, mega - sized Tridart (due to the amount of desperation drained from Halior) appears]

Will:
Ok, uniting's out. How about panicking?

Cornelia:
[Her voice now echoes] Hey, Ice Guy? Chill!

Caleb:
Woah! Hot!

Taranee:
Is that Cornelia?

Cornelia:
[Voice echoes] What would you do without me?

Irma:
[dryly] It's Cornelia.

Will:
How'd she get all our powers?

Cornelia:
[telepathically and loud, due to her voice echoing, which results in the girls being in pain and closing their ears] I don't know! Can you guys hold?!

Cornelia:
[To Tridart and to the girls] An iceberg is looking to Titanic my tail.

Cornelia:
[telepathically to Ember] You'd have more fun attacking him. More fun! Fun!

Ember:
This is fun! [she cackles and attacks Tridart]

Tridart:
Stop! You hotheaded maniac! [He hits Ember and she falls down, Kor catches her.]

Will, Irma, Taranee, Hay Lin:
[While Cornelia is attacking Tridart] Go Corny!

Caleb:
Yeah, Cornelia!

Will:
Use your lightning!

Taranee:
Telekinesis!

Hay Lin:
Ooh, go invisible again!

Cornelia:
[voice echoes] Ok! Don't be backseat Guardians!

Shagon:
[To Kor] Go! Distract her!

Caleb:
Hey, Hairbrain! Bet you can't catch me!

Caleb:
Ok, lost that bet.

Cornelia:
[noticing them, voice echoes] Caleb!

Caleb:
Woah!

Taranee:
Will, look out!

Cornelia:
[voice echoing] This isn't safe. Get inside! I'm the only one who can do this now.

Irma:
Wow, even when she's self sacrificing, she's self centred.

Cornelia:
[voice echoes] I can't save your behinds and fight at the same time!

Caleb:
Cornelia, what are you doing?!

Cornelia:
[voice echoes] Protecting you!

Irma:
[as the fire shield closes] You can't do that! We're teammates, not sidekicks!

Caleb:
We have to get out of here.

Taranee:
Do we? I mean, what if Cornelia's right?

Taranee:
First time for everything.

Hay Lin:
We can't just leave her out there alone! We're her friends!

Will:
[holding the Heart of Kandrakar] And we're always stronger together. With or without powers. [Hay Lin smiles at her]

Irma:
Oh, she's getting our help. Whether she likes it or not!

Will:
Hey, the Heart's warm. [holding it up] Ok, it may not be transmiting from the aurameres but it's still a talisman. [The Heart creates a fold]

Susan:
[seeing Will barefoot] Will, where are your shoes?

Tridart:
Even the prettiest flower gets brittle with the cold. Brittle and likely to snap!

Cornelia:
You think I'm pretty? Uh, sorry, Coldzilla. I already have a boyfriend. As for ice, [she puts her hands together. Her voice echoes] if it's not diamonds, I'm not interested! [She transforms into yellow fire, which burns Tridart and she flies away]

Cornelia:
[voice echoing] Now, you feed on fear, you'll choke on this! [She emits wavelengths of golden yellow energy from her mind] Eat hot confidence, Ice Cube!

Shagon:
Kor, Ember - Move!

Cornelia:
[voice echoing] I rule! And I'm not just pretty, I'm gorgeous!

Tony:
Well, honey, I got that second wash. You know, that Collins guy is a genius with the shammy. So, if you're ready for that ride...

Will:
We are so there!

[Will, Irma, Taranee, Hay Lin, and Caleb appear in Tony's car]

Tony:
Uh, okay. Let's go.

Susan:
Tony, they've got responsibilities!

Tony:
Susan, one little ride... Lighten up!

Will:
Stop! Sorry! Bathroom break!

Tony:
All of you?!

Caleb:
Working with all that water.

Susan:
I hope you have a good explanation for being gone half the day?

Cornelia:
Wait! It's my fault. I flaked and they were just covering. But I'm ready to do my own work now. Please, don't punish them because of me.

Principal Knickerbocker:
Then, I suppose the others may go.

Cornelia:
What are you doing?

Hay Lin:
Helping!

Cornelia:
But...

Irma:
Hey, we're teammates not deserters.

Cornelia:
[smiles] Hey, um, has anyone seen my shoes?

Julian:
What have you done with the real Mage?

Nerissa:
I've been the only Mage for years.

Julian:
How many years?

Nerissa:
[darkly] Change your tone, Julian. [lightly] The Mage was my dear friend. Took me in after a stray portal freed me from my cell on Mount Thanos.

Caleb:
Why would The Mage help you ?

Nerissa:
She wanted to...save me. Wanted me to see the bigger picture. Which I did...to her regret.

Caleb:
Your bigger picture is the dream of every petty tyrant. Phobos was no different. We beat him and we'll beat you, too.

Nerissa:
Ha! You'd never have vanquished Phobos without me. Wouldn't you agree, Julian? Or perhaps you both require proof? [to Julian] Remember Magenzian Falls? [pause] Good. Then remember this, also. Numbers don't lie.

Caleb:
Dad, what are you looking for? Is The real Mage a prisoner at Magenzian Falls?

Julian:
[quietly] There.

Caleb:
Dad!

Caleb:
Enough! What is going on?!

Julian:
The Mage...

Caleb:
You mean she's... there? For how long?

Julian:
18 years. [Flashback of Julian and "The Mage"] But it was 17 years ago that we fell in love and had a child.

Caleb:
Wait, you're saying The Mage was my mother?

Julian:
No, Caleb, numbers don't lie, and neither did Nerissa. We have never defeated Phobos without her. She and I give the Rebellion nothing less than the rebel leader himself. Nerissa is your mother, Caleb.

Nerissa:
I sent the others outside for the inevitable arrival of the Guardians, and so that we could share some quality time, my son.

Blunk:
N-N-Nerissa be Caleb's mama?!

Nerissa:
You must have questions.

Caleb:
Just one, Mom: how do you live with yourself?

Nerissa:
By making the universe a better place.

Caleb:
No, seriously.

Nerissa:
I'm quite serious. When Meridian was under Phobos's thumb, someone had to take charge. To unite the Meridianites and save their world.

Caleb:
That was me, not you.

Nerissa:
And you were created by me, entirely for that purpose. Someone had to have a vision, Caleb. On Meridian, that was you. But I play on a larger stage. Only I had the vision to create a perfect universe. All worlds will be united under my rule. [Cassidy (still controlled) levitates down, slowly] No more war or conflict. No injustice or suffering. If I demand obedience, it is only for the greater good. To create a new order!

Caleb:
Who-Who's that?!

Nerissa:
Cassidy. Or rather, her ghost. But soon, she will live again. Even death bows to my will!

Nerissa:
[to Caleb] Then I will destroy you!

Julian:
You won't harm our child, Nerissa! If our love could create this magnificent son, there must been some good in you... once.

Nerissa:
Then, just this once, I'll let you both go, but cross me again, and there will be no mercy. Now escape.

Caleb:
Gee, Mom. Most kids just get grounded.

Hay Lin:
Nerissa is Caleb's mother!?

Will and Taranee:
And I thought my mom had issues!

Cornelia:
[waving aside Taranee's smell] Ugh! What's that scent you're wearing? Eau de Mackerel?

Blunk:
[sniffing] Yum! Brainy Girl smell good!

Caleb:
[clears throat] Look, I should have put this together sooner, but when I was with Nerissa, she had Cassidy and Halinor under her thrall. It looks like her new game plan is collecting former Guardians.

Yan Lin:
Only Kadma and I remain.

Irma:
Kadma! Right! And...who's she again.

Yan Lin:
The former Guardian of Earth. She's on Zamballa, now.

Irma:
Zamballa! Right! And...where's that again?

Yan Lin:
[voiceover] [Scene changes to a flashback of Kadma, Yan Lin and Halinor on Zamballa - a purple jungle world] Zamballa - the purple planet. An other dimensional jungle world. Back in the day, we saved the Zamballans from an attack by Phobos. Kadma led the charge and the locals were so grateful, they offered her The Heart of Zamballa and made her their Queen.

Hay Lin:
And she stayed there?

Yan Lin:
[she nods] Had to. Once the Council raised the Veil. Haven't seen her since. But Kadma must be warned. She could be Nerissa's next target.

Will:
Sounds like our cue. [holds out the Heart of Kandrakar] Guardians Unite!

Cornelia:
So...Zamballa. Who knew there were this many shades of purple.

Will:
Wasn't it night back home?

Yan Lin:
Twelve hour time difference. You can get a real case of foldlag.

Irma:
First they attack us! Now, they...ok I don't know what they just did. But those are some freaky trees.

Yan Lin:
The Zamballans I remember were peaceful and welcoming. Something is very wrong.

Hay Lin:
Wait! These walking, talking trees are the Zamballans?!

Yan Lin:
They scamming you Kadma. Nerissa and her knights doing the glamour thing, big time!

Kadma:
Halinor warned us you'd try to poison our minds.

Yan Lin:
Halinor's under Nerissa's thrall, you ninny!

Hay Lin:
She won't listen, Grandma! My turn!

Kadma:
So, Yan Lin, this is your granddaughter. Pity you couldn't have been a better role model.

Kadma:
Your friends will not succeed.

Taranee:
You underestimate them. Hay Lin! Let the healing begin.

Hay Lin:
First, [she forms a gust of air in her hands my rolling them over each other repeatedly] a cool breeze to let her know the fire's past. [she unleashes the gust of air]

Irma:
[softly] Then a gentle rain, y'know for that whole, replenished thing.

Taranee:
[To Kadma] Ok, your turn. And if you get lost...follow Cornelia's lead.

Kadma:
The jungle is healed. But we cannot awaken Ironwood.

Taranee:
Well, maybe not we alone! But if you work together [She takes Cornelia and Kadma's hands and joins them together]

Bitterroot:
Please, my Queen.

Kadma:
We will try!

Kadma:
Open your mind. Listen to the natural children of the land. Listen for the voice of Ironwood.

Cornelia:
It worked! I heard something.

Kadma:
[quietly] Yes! Yes! But her voice is so faint. Her life force so faint.

Taranee:
We can fix that. Will.

Will:
Quintessence.

Kadma:
It is done! We have brought Ironwood back and soon, we can free Bowbreaker and the others. [she walks off]

Taranee:
A thank you wouldn't hurt. If it was up to her majesty Ironwood would still be in a tree coma and the rest of us would be in cages. But do we get an apology? No, we don't.

Yan Lin:
That is Kadma's protective armour. She always had a problem owning up to her mistakes. If she doesn't admit to them, she can pretend they never happened.

Will:
Ha! Will Vandom wins! No contest. Only one question remains: will the pool evaporate before Tony Vandom finishes the race?

Tony:
Hey, I'm not that slow!

Will:
Oh, I know. I'm just so fast.

Tony:
Your times are incredible. You know, I haven't forgotten my little girl dreamed of swimming in the Olympics.

Will:
Oh, dreams still there, but right now, I'm just happy to spending some quality time alone with my dad.

Tony:
Yeah, alone. Uh, see that's what I want to talk to you about.

Will:
[seeing Sarina] Dad, it's okay. I know it's not your own personal private pool.

Sarina:
Hi.

Tony:
Uh, you're, uh, early.

Sarina:
I am? But we said... never mind. I'll come back later.

Tony:
No-no-no-no! Just...

Will:
Um, what's going on?

Tony:
I guess I, uh, lost track of time but, uh, Will, this is Sarina Sanchez. She's my friend, uh, girlfriend, fiancee. We're getting married.

Sarina:
Hi, Will. I've really been looking forward to meeting the other woman in Tony's life.

Tony:
Will, I... I didn't mean to blind-side you, really.

Will:
No, it... it's just I have to get going.

Tony:
O-Okay, we'll all get together soon, uh, right?

Will:
Sure, Dad, and it was nice to meet you, too, um...

Tony:
Sarina.

Will:
Sarina, right.

Sarina:
Will, what a lovely necklace! Is it a family heirloom?

Will:
What? That? Uh, I got it from knocking over milk bottles at a fair. Yup, costume, totally fake.

Sarina:
Doesn't mean it's not precious to you?

Will:
[Suspiciously] Right.

Kadma:
Earth Guardian - Approach.

Kadma:
We will school you to commune with the vegetation of this world. On Earth, we call this green speaking.

Cornelia:
Yeah, I can see how purple speaking doesn't have the same ring.

Kadma:
Concentrate, child. Ever plant on this planet will aid our search.

Kadma:
Heart of Zamballa, fuel our power over the land. Help us [the Heart glows as she raises the staff] to hear all our loyal subjects.

Nerissa:
How?

Kadma:
Nerissa, there is no place on Zamballa where you can hide from us!

Will:
And no way you can beat us. Two Hearts to one. Advantage, good guys!

Will:
We'll return to Zamballa tomorrow.

Irma:
[sarcastically] Ooh, can't wait.

Will:
[starts to walk away] Me neither. No one wants to finish this more than I do.

Hay Lin:
Then...why'd you rush us home?

Will:
Can't say. Me to know only.

Taranee:
Gee, look who's suddenly ready to rule the universe.

Irma:
Yeah! I wonder if going power mad is a Keeper of the Heart automatic.

Will:
We end this now! Once and for all!

Will:
What part of "once and for all" didn't you understand?!

Kadma:
Finish the Knights! We will handle Nerissa!

Shagon:
Except that Nerissa has been handling you from day one.

Caleb:
They're trapped inside the tunnel.

Cornelia:
Not for long they're not.

Caleb:
Cornelia, look out!

Caleb:
She'll be ok, but she's down for the count.

Hay Lin:
But how are we supposed to save Will and Kadma without her?!

Irma:
Uh, first thing's first, how do we save ourselves?!

Kadma:
Now, Will!

Kadma:
She'll recover soon. Quickly, Will. [Will walks over to Nerissa] Absorb the Heart of Meridian [Will summons the Heart of Kandrakar] into the Heart of Kandrakar. [The Heart of Kandrakar almost touches the Heart of Meridian and starts to make the electrical connection but Will stops]

Will:
No!

Kadma:
What?

Will:
The others were right. It's too much power for any one person. We don't need to absorb one Heart into the other. We just need to save Elyon.

Kadma:
We can free Elyon [she pushes past Will to get to Nerissa] once the power is secure!

Will:
Wait!

Kadma:
Have no fear. We have harnessed these Hearts. In our hands, they will be an unstoppable force...for good.

Nerissa:
Impressive. Your pride that is.

Nerissa:
And arrogance that convinced you that no power, no matter how awesome was bey-ond your control. It is the chink in the armour of your soul, Kadma. [An aura of arrogance surrounds Kadma]

Will:
NO!

Nerissa:
[darkly] And all I need to make you mine! [Kadma's eyes are closed. The aura turns dark purple but Kadma creates rock armour] I promise you more power than you've ever known, Kadma! But you will use that power... [The armour starts to crack]... for me! [The armour breaks and Kadma opens her eyes, which reveal she is being mind controlled by Nerissa]

Nerissa:
Behold, the Seal of Nerissa! Two Hearts to one. Advantage, Mine!

Irma:
Come on! Let's get you out of here. But where's Kadma?

Will:
She's lost. Go! Swim!

Cornelia:
Uh, what hit me?

Will:
A thing like what's about to. Taranee, Hay Lin! Get over here!

Taranee:
There's a plan, right? Tell me there's a plan!

Will:
The plan...I'm going to teletransport for the first time! Hang on!

Will:
Uh, guys?

Hay Lin:
Uh, yeah?

Will:
Oh my gosh! [The others walk around the entrance to Will] I put you in the wall.

Irma:
No. But you came close.

Will:
Ok, not trying that again, any time soon.

Tony:
Hold that thought, babe. Will! Hello, Will! What a surprise, Will!

Will:
Yeah, Dad, smooth. Hey, can I talk to Sarina?

Sarina:
Hello, Will.

Will:
Hi. Look, I think maybe I was blind-sided. Dad marrying a total stranger, but all that matters is you make each other happy, right?

Tony and Sarina:
Right.

Will:
And that means you're not the evil witch I thought you were. Literally!

Sarina:
Thanks, I think.

Will:
So, welcome to the family!

Tony:
I think this is the start of something great. Sarina has a lot to offer, Will. And an extra heart caring about you can't hurt either.

Will:
An extra heart? Advantage: me.

Hay Lin:
[she holds her hand out] Guys. Wait. If we're all here, who's protecting my Grandma?

Taranee:
But Hay Lin...

Hay Lin:
No buts, [she hops as she gets her trainers on] One of us has Wednesdays and it's not me. So it must be [she runs off] one of you!

Irma:
Hay Lin, chill! Everything's...

Will:
Is that smoke?

Cornelia:
That smell, it's, it's...

Yan Lin:
[Blunk is holding out a bowl] Lunch special number three. [She uses chopsticks to give Blunk the shrimps] Sizzling scallops and shrimp.

Blunk:
Yum! Smiley girl should try spicy noodles - she smile again.

Hay Lin:
I don't need noodles as long as you're alright. So, Caleb, Wednesday's your day?

Caleb:
Yeah, why?

Hay Lin:
[looking at the girls] Cause, I may have overreacted. But...

Taranee:
[Fire appears in her glasses] No buts.

Yan Lin:
Ah, granddaughter. You worry too much. Nerissa's crew never find me here. So, relax! [hands her a bowl] Have a number seventeen!

Shagon:
We'll take ours to go.

Shagon:
Oh, and...throw in a side of Grandma Lin. For Nerissa.

Shagon:
Let's make this quick and painless. Or better yet, just quick.

Will:
Couldn't agree more. [holding the Heart of Kandrakar] Guardians Unite!

Irma:
Water!

Taranee:
Fire!

Cornelia:
Earth!

Hay Lin:
Air!

Will:
Quintessence!

Cornelia:
Remember, they feed on negative emotions. No feeding the animals.

Will, Irma, Taranee:
Got it!

Blunk:
Got it!

Tridart:
Please. There's enough fear in this cave to glut three of me.

Taranee:
Hay Lin!

Hay Lin:
We have to protect my Grandma! Nerissa's gonna...

Yan Lin:
Channel that fear, kiddo. Right now, it's doing more harm than good.

Hay Lin:
Got it!

Shagon:
You won't be able to protect old Yanie forever.

Yan Lin:
Hey! Who you calling old?

Shagon:
Nerissa has turned the other ex-Guardians to her side. [darkly] You will be next.

Hay Lin:
What if he's right? This cave is so no longer safe.

Yan Lin:
Ah, Shagon just having a permanent bad hair day. Now, who wants to eat?

Irma:
Off the floor?

Blunk:
Blunk got it covered. [He licks the ground - where the spilled food is] Better than Sheffield Cafeteria. [He licks it again] Maybe even better than Sheffield Cafeteria Dumpster!

Will:
That's it! That's how we keep Yan Lin safe!

Irma:
We hide her in the dumpster?!

Will:
No! We hide her in plain sight.

Nerissa:
Your concern for your grandmother is quite touching, Hay Lin. But also quite pointless. I had Blunk's tooth in my posession for weeks. The spell I placed on it traces every fold he makes!

Tridart:
You cannot hide...any longer.

Yan Lin:
Maybe a little longer. [She turns invisible]

Tridart:
Maybe no...

Hay Lin:
Great idea, Grandma!

Hay Lin:
Hey, over here!

Hay Lin:
No! Over here!

Shagon:
I am getting very FRUSTRATED!

Tridart:
[to Ember] Watch it, Hothead!

Nerissa:
Yan Lin cannot stay invisible long. [Yan Lin reappears] It will drain her life force.

Yan Lin:
No one likes a know it all.

Yan Lin:
Woah!

Nerissa:
You dare interfere!?

Ironwood:
I want no part of your conflict, sorceress, but I will not [Blunk creates a fold] take root while you attack innocents.

Hay Lin:
Thank you, Ironwood! Sorry to leave you holding that bag.

Blunk:
Smiley girl? [Hay Lin (still invisible) runs into Blunk, pushing him onto the fold] Aargh!

Yan Lin:
Hay Lin?

Hay Lin:
I'm staying invisible. We need the edge! Nerissa is relentless.

Yan Lin:
You think?

Yan Lin:
Ugh, Taranee. Thank goodness.

Taranee:
Thank goodness back! We were so worried, but where's Hay Lin?

Hay Lin:
Where's your psychic power?! If you were really Taranee you'd have sensed I was here, Nerissa.

Taranee:
Oh, aren't we the clever one.

Taranee:
But perhaps a little too clever... [She transforms into Nerissa]

Nerissa:
...for your own good.

Hay Lin:
Leave us alone!

Principal Knickerbocker:
What is going on?!

Principal Knickerbocker:
[quietly] ...in here?

Principal Knickerbocker:
What?! What is this?! [notices Blunk] What is that?

Hay Lin:
Ugh! Principal Knickerbocker!

Principal Knickerbocker:
Hay Lin! Uh... [Yan Lin and Blunk run over to Principal Knickerbocker] ...I don't understand!

Hay Lin:
My grandmother! [Nerissa fires a lightning bolt at her from her staff (The Seal of Nerissa) and she jumps out of the way] Get her out of here!

Principal Knickerbocker:
Yes! Yes! Of course! Everyone [she grabs Yan Lin by the arm and walks off with her] [hysterically] JUST REMAIN CALM!

Yan Lin:
Halinor?!

Hay Lin:
NO! GRANDMA!

Hay Lin:
Aargh!

Hay Lin:
Grandma.

Nerissa:
Finally! All my old friends together again. The Original Guardians Reunited. What do you say, Yan Lin? Ready to join our...world tour?

Yan Lin:
Never...gonna...happen.

Nerissa:
Oh, well. We'll see.

Nerissa:
Turning invisible was once effortless. It never drained you like this. Wouldn't you like that power again? In endless supply?

Yan Lin:
I've got a different request - you sit in this cell and let me gloat a while.

Nerissa:
Join me. And I will give you back your youth. [whispered strongly] Your beauty.

Yan Lin:
Youth overrated and I'm still one hot old broad.

Nerissa:
[sighs] You try my patience, old friend! [quieter] Know that I will let nothing stand in my way. Including your precious granddaughter. [louder] Hay Lin's only hope is for you to join the Old Guardians!

Yan Lin:
Eh! Old Guardians are so over. My money's on the New ones.

Nerissa:
You seem to be incorruptible and I'm running out of time.

Hay Lin:
Nerissa!

Nerissa:
[sighs] DON'T YOU EVER GIVE UP?!

Hay Lin:
I took relentless lessons from you!

Blunk:
Granny safe now.

Yan Lin:
Never doubted it for a minute.

Eric:
Well, maybe you and your grandmother and me and my gramps, can, all of us could, sometime...

Yan Lin:
Why not now? We can double date. Your grandpa...he's a real hottie.

Zacharius:
Oh, goodness! My girlfriend's beast, isn't she?

Yan Lin, Hay Lin:
Girlfriend?!

Yan Lin:
Mmmm, like the sound of that! The girlfriend part, [A swishing sound is heard] not so much the beast.

Yan Lin:
[She waves her hand in front of his face] Zacharius?

Nerissa:
You won't like the sound of this.

Nerissa:
You are not the real Yan Lin. You are... an altermere.

Yan Lin:
Oh! Just a dream

Nerissa:
[voice] A dream come true.

Nerissa:
You are an altermere. A living duplicate. Created on Mount Thanos.

Nerissa:
You seem to be incorruptible. And I am running out of time. So, let's see if I can't find a suitable replacement. [She uses the Seal to unleash lightning bolts, which trap Yan Lin within it]

Nerissa:
We'll just hide you away. And create someone more... [She creates an altermere in the cell] accommodating.

Hay Lin:
Nerissa!

Nerissa:
[voiceover] The Guardians [The scene plays out as per the previous episode - she fires a lightning bolt at the Guardians who fly out of the way] rescued you as I planned. Only you aren't you.

Yan Lin:
What do you want?

Nerissa:
Nothing, now. [She walks back into the shadows] Enjoy her life. Have a moo shoo. But reveal who you are to anyone and I will absorb you back into the Seal... and oblivion!

Nerissa:
Make your choice, altermere! Oblivion or existence?

Yan Lin:
You seem to have created a flawed copy, Nerissa. I do not have Yan Lin's strength of character. I love her granddaughter. I may even love Zacharius. [sighs] I cannot give up this life. I choose...existence.

Nerissa:
That is all I need to make you mine.

Will:
Don't you have eardrums to shatter?

Shagon:
No. I'm done.

Will:
[laughs] Don't tell me. Stage fright.

Shagon:
No. I mean I'm done slaving for Nerissa. But she's not done with me. Will, [he walks up to her] I need your protection. If I bring you [he puts his hands on her shoulders] to the real Matt, will you help?

Will:
That's a big "if".

Shagon:
I've stashed him somewhere safe. But the other Knights are searching.

Will:
I'll... [sighs] unite the Guardians.

Shagon:
[gasps in contempt] And while you scare them up, the Knights will hunt Matt down! You want him back...or not?

Eric:
[After hearing Uriah and the Dunsters (awfully) play their song "Feel the Beat"] Do you know any song? Any song at all?

Uriah:
Uh, Itsy Bitsy Spider.

Eric:
Ok, that's...something.

Uriah:
[hysterical] That's nothing! We're gonna totally punk ourselves! But don't worry, I'm a genius at trouble and Kurt's been making trouble since he was six.

Ember:
Ok, Flame Girl. Let's see just how much heat you can take! [She fires a firebeam at Taranee but she creates a fire shield around herself]

Taranee:
More than your boyfriend!

Ember:
He is not my boyfriend!

Nerissa:
[To all the controlled Old Guardians] Finally, the gang's all here and I think we earned a little power trick. Courtesy of our dear Knights of Destruction. [She creates a fold] [Later, After creating a fold in the doorway to the roof, it allows her to watch and she sees Will unconscious on the ground] Perhaps the Knights have earned a few more minutes to work their magic before I work mine.

Matt:
Game, set, match, Shagon. So Shagoff!

Will:
Matt?

Shagon:
You pulled me back, Will. Saved me from myself. [To Kor, regarding Cornelia] Let her go, Huggles.

Will:
That's Huggles?

Shagon:
Yup. Sic 'em, boy!

Ember:
The battle is not over!

Nerissa:
It is over. Time for the Knights' power to serve a higher goal. GUARDIANS...UNITE!

Cornelia:
Look!

Ember:
My flame!

Tridart:
Ember!

Halinor:
Fire!

Kadma:
Earth!

Tridart:
Mistress! Please!

Cassidy:
Water!

Yan Lin:
Air!

Will:
Matt!

Irma:
[To Martin, regarding the Battle of the Bands contest] You know for once, it looks the battle goes to the good guys.

Nerissa:
The battle has only just begun!

Cornelia:
You mean you like them?!

Hay Lin:
Sure! [She shows her braces] They make me feel special and they're so shiny. I can't wait to show Eric!

Matt:
Oh, he'll love them, H.L.

Nigel:
They're sweet.

Will:
I think your braces look great!

Martin:
Make way! Make way!

Andrew:
Yo, little dude, who is that?

Martin:
Stacey...senior...just transferred. [does his laugh]

Andrew:
Righteous.

Irma:
Is that my Andrew and my Martin drooling over the new babe?

Taranee:
Irma, are you really in any position to be territorial?

Nigel:
Excuse me.

Irma:
[smugly] I don't know. Are you?

Nigel:
[to Stacey] Ah, you are too sweet to wait in line. [To a group of girls] Make way. Make way.

Taranee:
Nigel?

Will:
Uh, what's wrong with "your boy"?

Matt:
Uh, he's getting in touch with his inner jerk.

Andrew:
Babe! Is this freshman making you serve yourself? [He grabs the tray and walks off with her] That is so wrong.

Andrew:
You relax. Let a senior serve you.

Martin:
[grabbing a tray] No, let a geek do it! There's more grovelling that way.

Boys:
No!

Uriah:
He-Hey, there's more trays over here!

Stacey:
[smiling, softly] Oops! [She drops her napkin, all the boys freeze, Nigel skids across, runs over to catch it but knocks into Uriah and Martin, who are holding trays of food, making the food go everywhere. Stacey closes her eyes at the sond of the crash and Yan Lin (who has appeared out of nowhere) gasps]

Stacey:
[quietly] Quintessence. [She opens her hand, which telekinetically moves the food over to the girls' table (Matt is still there) making the food go over them]

Stacey:
Oopsy. Guess...desserts...on you. [she giggles]

Andrew:
Stacey, babe, are you alright?

Martin:
Do you need mouth to mouth, my passionflower?

Nigel:
I saved your napkin!

Stacey:
Boys! Boys! Give a girl a chance to breath.

Taranee:
Uh, hello? Nigel! [Fire appears in her glasses, Eric walks over] Like, I could use that napkin.

Eric:
[To Hay Lin] Hey, you. What's up?

Hay Lin:
[facing him and pointing to her braces] Look! Under the pudding, I've got...

Eric:
Woah! [He pushes past Hay Lin and walks over to Stacey, with his hand waved]

Stacey:
[softly] Hey.

Eric:
Hey...you!

Stacey:
Wanna, oh, I dunno... Carry my books?

Eric:
You-you don't have any books.

Stacey:
Find me some.

Eric:
I'll find you a library!

Boys:
No, I will!

Hay Lin:
[gasps] Did you see that? He took one look at my braces and bailed. They're ugly and horrible and...

Yan Lin:
Totally not the problem.

Yan Lin:
Dallas to dim sum, the new girl's a glamoured Nerissa.

Will:
Woah, woah, woah! Come on. I learned the hard way that just because we don't like someone, doesn't mean...

Yan Lin:
I heard her Quintessence that pudding you're wearing.

Will:
I knew she was Nerissa!

Yan Lin:
With Matt un-enthralled and no longer spying for her, Nerissa's doing the job herself.

Hay Lin:
So, Eric hates my braces and is in love with Queen Nasty.

Yan Lin:
It isn't love. Just a spell

Taranee:
Of course! That must be how she hooked Nigel and the other guys.

Matt:
Well, how come I'm not all hot and drooling? [To Will] Well, I'm hot, but...

Will:
Maybe, when you defeated your inner jerk, uh, Shagon, you became immune?

Irma:
Are you telling me that we have to put up with Nerissa every day?

Cornelia:
Yeah, because I for one, do not appreciate the competition. I mean, one great beauty's enough [she flicks her hair and golden/yellow leaves appear] for any school, isn't it?

Yan Lin:
Ok. Silver lining time. You know Stacey as Nerissa but Nerissa doesn't know you know.

Irma:
And we know she doesn't know, y'know.

Yan Lin:
You can trail her, catch her off guard and maybe, just maybe, you can steal the Seal of Nerissa.

Hay Lin:
Steal the Seal? [She hugs Yan Lin, their cheeks are touching] I like that plan. Grandma! You're a genius!

Cornelia:
Nerissa's going shopping? Oh, big mistake! She's on my turf now!

Cornelia:
[in a costume] Would someone explain how that man could look at me and think camel?!

Irma:
Ok, I hate to admit it, but I want a bottle of whatever she's selling.

Will:
[quietly] She's alone. We'll never have a better time to grab the Seal.

Cornelia:
Um, shouldn't we Guardian up first?

Taranee:
Duh, when we transform it's 4th of July time! Light, noise, colour.

Hay Lin:
We'd lose the element of surprise. I say we go with Grandma's plan. You ready, Will? [She turns invisible and walks to Nerissa]

Will:
Right behind you. [She follows Hay Lin]

Nerissa:
MY SEAL!

Hay Lin:
Will, catch!

Will:
[catches it] Got it! [But it is immediately teletransported back to Nerissa and she cackles]

Nerissa:
[tranforms into her youthful Guardian self] So much for the element of surprise.

Will:
Lose the disguise, "Stacey". We know it's you.

Nerissa:
This is the real me, once, now, and forever! We are the true Guardians!

Irma:
Who are these guys, The Knights of Fashion?

Hay Lin:
[noticing Yan Lin] Grandma? [All the Guardians open their mind controlled eyes] You look just like your wedding picture.

Taranee:
Woah! If that's Yan Lin then...

Cornelia:
Kadma, Halinor and Cassidy.

Will:
Nerissa's resurrected the Old Guardians!

Hay Lin:
[quietly] And my Grandma...she betrayed me.

Nerissa:
Guardians Attack! Element against Element.

Taranee:
Can't...hold it...back! [She is pushed backwards by the fire. Cornelia telekinetically moves cutlery to attack Kadma]

Cornelia:
Eat flatware, Kadma!

Cornelia:
Will, they're too powerful, it's time to wing it.

Will:
[holding the Heart of Kandrakar] I know! Guardians u-woah! [a lightning bolt hits Will and she flies backwards]

Nerissa:
[walking over to the other Guardians, hand held out] Now, now. No levelling the playing field.

Hay Lin:
Grandma! Grandma, please.

Matt:
Hay Lin!

Matt:
[unhooking his wings from the costume] Guess all that Shagon flight training did come in handy.

Matt:
Will! Get us out of here now!

Will:
Fold, Open!

Will:
Hurry!

Nerissa:
Don't just stand there, you fools. Get them!

Irma:
No way we can fight those guys, without full on Guardian powers!

Taranee:
Not sure it would make a difference. Their powers are fuelled by two mystic Hearts, we only have one.

Cornelia:
[softly] Hey, shhh.

Hay Lin:
[quietly] Grandma. She...how could she?

Will:
She didn't. Come on, Hay Lin, you know she's not in control, it's Nerissa.

Irma:
Yeah, and there's nothing worse than a sorceress who's also a control freak.

Hay Lin:
[quietly, emotionally] My Grandma's supposed to love me.

Cornelia:
She does. In her true heart and soul, where Nerissa can't touch her, she still loves you.

Matt:
[puts his hand on her shoulder] And she's fighting, like I did. And your love will help her beat this, trust me.

Hay Lin:
[quietly] But she's my Grandma. [continues crying]

Nigel:
Stacey, from my heart to yours.

Taranee:
He's under a spell. [Fire appears in her glasses] He's under a spell. He's under a spell…

Martin:
[about Stacey] She's my sugar plum cutie!

Andrew:
Hey, hey! She's nobody's fruit, little dude!

Irma:
[clenches her fist and water appears] They're under a spell, and they're not my boyfriends. They're under a spell, and they're not my boyfriends!

Cornelia:
If Caleb ever looked at her like that...

Will:
Ew, hello! Nerissa's his mom!

Cornelia:
Oh, right...Gag!

Hay Lin:
[quietly] I feel like I can't breath.

Will:
I know it hurts.

Hay Lin:
[quietly] Everyone I love...

Will:
But they're not themselves, Hay Lin...!

Nerissa:
Come on, boys! We have places to go...and worlds to conquer!

Nerissa:
[About Hay Lin] Poor thing. It really is too much for her.

Will:
You have no idea how strong she is!

Nerissa:
Please! We both know she's falling apart. But you could put an end to her misery. Agree to one final battle, swearing on The Heart of Kandrakar, you won't fold or teletransport away.

Will:
Why in the world would I do that?

Nerissa:
Sooner or later...you'll have to fight. Take the offer now, while you still have a little Hay Lin left!

Will:
[sighs] Alright. I swear on The Heart of Kandrakar that we'll see this through. We won't flee the battle.

Nerissa:
Perfect! Meet me back here tonight after the mall closes. [Puts her hand on Will's shoulder] [quietly] Fewer interruptions that way. [Will takes Nerissa's hand off her shoulder and the girls walk off]

Nerissa, Will:
Guardians Attack!

Nerissa:
Quintessence!

Cornelia:
[raises her hands to use her powers] No way, you're using my power against me. [To the trees] About face!

Cornelia:
About Face. About Face! About Face!

Taranee:
This isn't working! [fire appears in her glasses] Element versus Element. [She flies as Halinor unleashes fire which hits the pillars of the mall, which Taranee uses to miss them] They've got double our powers!

Matt:
Hay Lin! You've got to fight back!

Hay Lin:
[quietly] I can't fight my Grandma.

Will:
Then trade! Come on, trade with me! I'll take Yan Lin you take, ugh, what am I saying?

Nerissa:
Oh, by all means. Let Hay Lin and I have this dance. After all, she'll be needing a new partner. [The lamp turns and an unconscious Eric is strapped to it] Since they'll be nothing left of her old one...but a sunspot.

Nerissa:
[mocking] Oh, Grandma! My boyfriend's a charcoal briquette! [[she laughs]

Hay Lin:
[Hay Lin clenches her hand and slowly gets up, she has now got all four limbs stretched out on the floor, her tears roll down onto the floor] So that's it.

Nerissa:
Yes...that's it. You lose. I win.

Hay Lin:
[She stands up but her head is still down] No, I mean that's how you survive the drama, not by knowing everything will be all right, but [she lifts her head up] by having no other choice.

Nerissa:
What are you talking...?

Hay Lin:
I don't have the luxury of breaking down right now, not when innocent lives are at sake!

Hay Lin:
Keep an eye on him, ok?

Matt:
Totally. Hey! Good to have you back.

Hay Lin:
Yeah. Right.

Will:
That's the answer. Guardians, switch partners, now!

Taranee:
Will, you're a genius! Nerissa's thralls are heavy on power.

Will:
But light on free will. Without constant instructions, they can't keep up.

Nerissa:
But, I can.

Nerissa:
[Lightning is coursing around her arms and in the air around her, her hair is raised, blowing in the wind] DO NOT PRESUME TO TEST MY POWER!

Irma:
[Irma manipulates the water to grab and twist around Nerissa, holding her in mid air] Aww, can't I presume a little?

Nerissa:
Help me, you fool!

Yan Lin:
How, Mistress?

Nerissa:
Kadma! Dispatch these vines!

Taranee:
Kadma's a little preoccupied now.

Cornelia:
Hey, you could always give them back their free will!

Hay Lin:
But then my Grandma would never do your dirty work.

Irma:
Not Yan Lin. Not any of them.

Will:
[With the other New Guardians, slowly flying down] Kind of a Catch 22, huh? Kick Butt Warriors or Butt Kick Slaves! Your call, girl!

Nerissa:
I can admit when I've...miscalculated. [She slowly flies up] Congratulations, "W.I.T.C.H"! The battle goes to you. But the war...is far from over. [She creates a fold]

Will:
Hey! We made a vow. No running!

Nerissa:
You made the vow, not I! [She walks through the fold, followed by the other Old Guardians]

Will:
Man! She is such a cheater!

Taranee:
Hey, what can you expect from the Decency Challenged?

Cornelia:
Hey, you ok?

Irma:
Yeah, you're not gonna go all catatonic again, are ya?

Taranee:
Irma!

Irma:
I'm just saying.

Hay Lin:
I'm ok.

Hay Lin:
Look, I'm sad or whatever. I mean, more than sad. But this, this is what we do, this is who we are.

Will:
We're Guardians.

Taranee:
Totally.

Irma:
Tell me about it.

Hay Lin:
We face whatever trauma comes. Whether it's as stupid as getting braces or as terrible as, as...losing your grandmother to the dark side.

Cornelia:
As long as we face it together.

Matt:
Uh, ladies? Hate to interrupt the group hug, but...

Eric:
Uh, what's going on? where am I? And, how did I get this golden tan.

Hay Lin:
Don't you remember anything?

Eric:
I'm not even sure what day it is. And... [notices the mall] what the heck happened here?! Was there an earthquake, or something?!

Hay Lin:
Or something.

Eric:
Well, is it, is it gonna be ok?

Hay Lin:
It will be. I know it.

Eric:
Hey, you! When did you get braces?

Hay Lin:
[covers her mouth] I know! They're kinda ugly.

Eric:
How could anything look ugly on you? Besides, they're only temporary. And they're so [he claps] shiny!

Cornelia:
This is torture!

Harold:
Babysitting is not torture.

Cornelia, Lillian:
Is so!

Napolean:
Meow.

Cornelia:
See! Lillian's a big baby and I'm...

Harold:
All of fourteen.

Cornelia:
A so totally mature fourteen!

Harold:
Total maturity! That's why you're the one babysitting. Now, we won't be late. Make sure your sister's in bed by nine and try to get along. Or next time, Lillian babysits...you. Ciao!

Lillian:
So...now what do we do?

Cornelia:
I study the winter fashions. You keep quiet.

Lillian:
[Holding up Napolean] I wish you could speak, Napolean. At least then, I'd have someone to talk to.

Cornelia:
Ok, that's it! Bedtime!

Lillian:
It's only eight o'clock!

Cornelia:
I'm in charge and I say it's nine! Now brush your teeth and pyjamify. Now! [She points towards another room (probably Lillian's bedroom)]

Lillian:
[grunts] I hate you!

Cornelia:
Then my work here is done. [she sighs and reads her magazine]

Napolean:
Lose the magazine, doll. We gotta talk.

Taranee:
[dryly] The cat talks?

Napolean:
[sarcastically] No. [The girls gasp] [Referring to Mr Huggles] Ricky Rodent over there's a ventriloquist.

Irma:
Um, no offence, but this just ain't normal.

Matt:
Yeah, Mr Huggles doesn't like it either.

Napolean:
Well, your rat can just get over it.

Matt:
He's not a rat, he's a dormouse! And, egh, I'm arguing with a house pet.

Napolean:
Not just a house pet, Mack, I'm a familiar. Lillian's familiar.

Will:
Familiar?

Hay Lin:
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, a familiar's a magical animal spirit that attends and protects a witch!

Cornelia:
My sister may be a brat but she's no witch! Not a real one anyway.

Napolean:
Well, she's something. Gave me the power of speech. Just by wishing. Kid was marked for greatness. Otherwise she wouldn't have wound up with me. But I'm thinking her power surfaced ahead of schedule. Extreme mystic might in the pores of an eight year old. Bad medicine. My two cents: Keep her in the dark 'til she's older and can handle it.

Cornelia:
Keep her in the dark about what, exactly? All we have are questions.

Will:
Then let's go find some answers!

Cornelia:
I can't leave Lillian alone! Especially not now.

Matt:
I'll cover for you. Go!

Will:
Thanks, Matt!

Napolean:
Uhhh, meow.

Lillian:
I heard voices and...where, where's Cornelia?

Matt:
Uh, she'll be back soon. She just stepped outside to, uh...

Lillian:
Ditch me for her friends? [softer] Big surprise.

Matt:
Hey! You've still got me.

Matt:
And Mr Huggles.

Matt:
And...your...familiar. [Napolean smiles] Um, that is, you're familiar...with Napolean. [Napolean pushes his head out towards Lillian, closes his eyes and smiles. Lillian smiles back]

Luba:
From all you've told me, Cornelia's sister may well be a vast font of magical energy. Perhaps The Heart of Earth itself.

Cornelia:
No way!

Luba:
It would explain why The Oracle chose one such as you to be a Guardian.

Irma:
Ok, wait, wait, wait! The Oracle chose us?!

Taranee:
I thought Yan Lin picked us. She was an ex Guardian and we were her granddaughter's best friends.

Will:
But, that, that makes no sense. I had just come to town. I barely knew Hay Lin.

Luba:
Hay Lin was indeed chosen to provide a continuity of spirit. But Cornelia's selection as Guardian of Earth may have been to ensure that she'd have the power...and wisdom to guide [Cornelia's arms are folded] and protect her sister, the Heart of Earth.

Cornelia:
Ugh, I do not have the wisdom to guide any...

Taranee:
Ok! Curiosity officialy peaked!

Will:
Why were we chosen?!

Irma:
Yeah. Spill!

Luba:
Such truths only emerge with the fullness of time.

Luba:
For now...you must focus on the child. Should Nerissa learn of this young girl and her untapped potential...

Will:
Ugh, she'll try to add Lillian's power to her own magic seal!

Taranee:
But a Heart can't be taken by force. It has to be given up willingly.

Luba:
Do not underestimate Nerissa or forget that she tricked Elyon and Kadma into surrendering their power.

Cornelia:
Hoho...no... [she shakes her finger] No one messes with my sister but me! Will, send me home...now!

Matt:
Ok, there...so, once upon a time in a beautiful castle, [Huggles jumps off his shoulder and onto the bed] there lived a magical princess whose name just happened to be...

Lillian:
Lillian!

Matt:
How'd you know?

Cornelia:
Hi! Hate to interrupt, but I have news for Matt.

Cornelia:
[quietly] We're on a Nerissa alert. The others are at the Dragon working on strategy. I'll take over here.

Matt:
Right.

Matt:
Take care, Lil.

Lillian:
you're going?! But you just started the story! [Matt leaves] Cornelia, you ruin everything!

Cornelia:
[nicely] Hey, it's ok! You and I can make nice.

Lillian:
You're never nice! Not to me.

Cornelia:
Is that really how you feel? Listen, I'm gonna be a better big sister. Starting Right now!

[Matt walks back into the room]:

Matt:
Uh, my bad, Cornelia. Huggles got away from me. [Mr Huggles jumps on the bed, Cornelia screams and Matt jumps over to catch Huggles]

Matt:
Come here, you... argh! [Huggles jumps out of the way, onto a shelf and runs out of the room with Napolean] Oh, great! Now the whole menagerie's gone beserk. [He takes Cornelia's arm] Help me out, C. [Matt drags her out of the room]

Cornelia:
What are you doing?! We can't leave Lillian alone! Not now!

[A fold appears and the other girls appear and Cornelia appears last]:

Matt:
'Bout time. I didn't know how much longer I could stall!

Cornelia:
[surprised] Is that...?!

Matt:
Yeah, Huggles tipped me off. [Napolean and Huggles run over and Huggles runs up to Matt's shoulder] And I didn't have the power to risk a fight so I had to riff.

Cornelia:
Nice try, Nerissa. But even a mouse can see I'm better [she flicks her hair and walks over to Nerissa] looking in that.

Nerissa glamoured as Cornelia:
Then perhaps I better... [she de-glamours]

Nerissa:
Change.

Cornelia:
Wow, I'm still better looking! [Nerissa frowns] The Guardian makeover: just not working. The dried-prune look was so much more you.

Nerissa:
Petty insults will hardly protect your sister. [as she walks through the fold, but doesn't completely walk through] I will be back. [she walks through the fold completely]

Cornelia:
[holding Napolean. Quietly] She won't give up, will she?

Lillian:
Give up on what? [she opens the door]

Cornelia:
None of your business. What are you doing up anyway? Get back in bed!

Lillian:
It was all a trick. I knew it! I knew she didn't mean that stuff about being a better sister!

Matt:
Aww, oome on, princess. We've still got a bedtime story to wrap up.

[He leads Lillian into her bedroom]:

Napolean:
[to Cornelia] Smooth, doll. Real smooth.

Irma:
One big sister to another...you need to win back her trust. Now that she's in Nerissa's sights...her life could depend on it!

[Cornelia nods and walks into Lillian's bedroom, the other girls walk away]:

Lillian:
Hmmph! Matt, could I have more story please?

Matt:
[noticing Cornelia and walks over to her] Actually, why don't we let your sister spin it?

Cornelia:
[As Matt is pushing her over to the bed] That's ok, I missed chapter one.

Matt:
Hey, we barely got past "Once upon a time, there was a princess named Lillian" before a certain Cornelia Hale interrupted. [he winks]

Lillian:
She won't do it.

Cornelia:
Don't tell me what I won't do! If I wanna tell you a story, I'll tell you a story. It's um, it's about an evil sorceress named Nerissa, [Matt walks over and sits on the stool] who wants to drain princess Lillian of all her magical power. But lucky for the princess, she has five [shows the number with her hand] fairy protectors - [she counts off the numbers on her hand as she says the names] Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia and Hay Lin.

Lillian:
No way you'd protect me!

Cornelia:
Ugh, fine! Four protectors.

Lillian:
That's better [she yawns] I might like this story. I just wish it were true. [Napolean looks shocked. Her wish results in her powers transforming the apartment block into a castle. Inside, the girls have been transformed into Guardians [excluding Cornelia]

Taranee:
Uh, Will...did you say Guardians Unite while I wasn't listening?

Will:
[to Irma] Do not look at me! I so didn't do any of this!

Irma:
By this, do you mean us spontaneously going Guardian, or the Hale's apartment spontaneously going Medieval, or say, the world spontaneously going King size?!

Will:
Er... D, "All of the above"?

Nerissa:
Fools! The Heart of Earth, it's power has been siphoned.

Shagon:
And you'll never guess by who.

Will:
Shagon?!

Shagon:
Little Lil gave us her power and look what happened. Guess old habits die hard.

Nerissa:
You said gave us your power?

Shagon:
Myself, Huggles, and Napoleon. Did we miss much?

Nerissa:
I missed you, dear Heart. What do you say we crush the Guardians together? For old time's sake?

Shagon:
I say: [blasts Nerissa] Sorry, Nerissa, under new management.

Will:
You so freak me out with that "old habits" thing.

Shagon:
Old habits, new tricks. Guess I'm hard-wired from Shagon-morph but now I control the on-off switch. I'm still Matt inside and I don't feed on hate, just Lilian power.

Will:
[sarcastically] You're like a Guardian.

Shagon:
I know. Are we like perfect for each other or what?

Cornelia:
[finishing her story] Plus P.S. the princess' big sister promises to always be there for her [pecks Lilian's cheek] to make sure nothing ever divides them again!

Napolean:
And they lived happily ever after. So, any tuna in the house?

Caleb:
[referring to Phobos] Meet Sheffield's newest foreign exchange student.

Hay Lin:
Too foreign! I could whip something up...

Phobos:
[raises hand and glamors himself into a college boy with a black shirt] Am I not down with my bad self?

Irma:
[sarcastically] Ho-ho-kay, chillin' with a villain...

Phobos:
Oh, how did you people ever defeat me?

Cassidy:
Destroy Phobos and anyone who gets in our way.

Matt:
Anyone?

[Matt transforms into Shagon]

Shagon:
Would be me!

Irma:
Anytime you want to pinch in...

Phobos:
And use of my life force?! You're supposed to protect me!

Taranee:
Newsflash, Phobert! Without Will, we can't Guardian up!

Cornelia:
Yeah! What you expect us to do, act as human shield?!

Phobos:
Yes! Perfect!

Cornelia:
[sarcastically] Perfect.

Phobos:
I must have power! [absorbs Taranee and Cornelia's life forces]

Phobos:
You hardly got any lunch Cornelia, what some popcorn?

Cornelia:
Thanks and take your time

Cornelia:
[about Phobos] Ew, you guys, I think he's totally hitting on me!

Irma:
Uh! Something's really wrong with him. [Cornelia glares] I-I'm just saying...

Haylin:
He's almost ... nice

Phobos:
[Appearing from other side with a popcorn basket, sits down and flips it towards himself, having popcorn fly all around] Ummm, Phobos LOVE popcorn! Ummmm!

Phobos:
[upon seeing Will in the Swim Meet] Ra Ra Sis boom ba!

Will:
Ew, is that algae?

Cornelia:
Look, I'm working with what I have!

Will:
[after finding out that it was Matt, Caleb, and Blunk glamoring as Phobos] Wait a minute. How long have you guys glamored as Phobos?

Phobos:
Since the attack in the park, your plan was working, so I thought of a better one.

Cornelia:
So you weren't hitting on me!

Taranee:
Or eating crickets!

Will:
Or kissing Mandy!

Matt:
You kissed Mandy?!

Nerissa:
Water. Fire. Earth. Air. Quintesense. Now, all five elements are mine! I am sole guardian of my power.

Lilian:
Why are you wearing pyjamas to go trick or treating?

Chris:
I'm a ninja

Lilian:
[sarcastically] Ninjas wear pyjamas?

Napolean:
Ok doll, as long as you protect [sees Chris and Lilian entering] MEAAAAAOW!

Blunk:
Free candy? Blunk go too! Just need costume!

Lilian:
Um... isn't he already wearing one?

Lilian:
[Coming in to find W.I.T.C.H in guardian mode] Wow... you change fast.

Elizabeth Hale:
[on seeing Hay Lin in her guardian mode] I don't remember Halloween costumes coming with that kind of padding?

Chris:
I knew you really wanted to go! You had a costume all the time!

Irma:
[seizing his hand] It's not a costume...it's a disguise...so no one sees me with you!

Taranee:
Wonderful. The spooky old bookstore where you nearly destroyed us.

Cedric:
[wistful] Ah, memories...

Irma:
Malt balls? Wow, old Mrs. Primusberger usually gives out toothbrushes! Not bad!

Blunk:
Blunk happy too! Look!

Irma:
Moth balls?

Blunk:
[slurps] Yum, menthol!

Irma:
[brainwashing a selfish glutton] Give us candy, give us candy... CANDY!

Chris:
Isn't my sister the coolest?

Hay Lin:
Irma! You found us!

Irma:
Yeah, the twenty-foot snake monster makes it surprisingly easy.

Caleb:
[throwing softballs at Nerissa] Did I win a prize, Ma?

Nerissa:
Baby needs a spanking!

Hay Lin:
Ugh! I am beyond beat. Since Phobos' Halloween coming-out party, it feels like we've been fighting 24/7.

Taranee:
Except for school, we kind of have.

Irma:
The creep never gets tired! He's like the triple-espresso of evil.

Nerissa:
I lacked vision! He's the fool with no vision! Destroy everything in his path, no goal, no plan? I would have united worlds. That... is vision!

Elyon:
Vision, sure, just no conscience. This is all your fault, you...

Nerissa:
Watch your tongue, whelp, or I'll... [Elyon zaps her] How?! I drained your power into the Heart of Meridian!

Elyon:
And imprisoned me inside of it, you hateful hag!

Yan Lin:
I've been teaching Elyon to reabsorb the Heart's power. A power that is rightfully hers alone.

Elyon:
I may not be strong enough to free us from my brother's scepter, but I can crush you like a bug!

Cassidy:
And we'll help!

Phobos:
You've lost every battle since my return.

Will:
A streak will break tonight, buster!

Irma:
Buster?

Will:
It's been a long day!

Nerissa:
Caleb is my son. I will not allow Phobos to harm him.

Elyon:
Yeah, you're Mother of the Year...

Hay Lin:
Did he just...

Irma:
Swallow Phobos whole? Oh yeah.

Miranda:
My Lord.

Cedric:
Oh, my Love.

Irma:
My lunch…

Hay Lin:
Ewwww!

Matt:
I don't like it.

Will:
But you know it's has to happen

Matt:
Yeah, but Will, If this all goes south, I'm gonna be beside you.

Will:
I know. I was always a sucker for doomed romance. [They kiss]

Irma:
Yo Romeo and Drooliet, we've got a mega battle coming!

[Nerissa's illusion]

Nerissa:
Fools! Did they really think I've given up? For an improvised plan it went quite well. In those forms you know longer have the will to resist me. You will become my thralls for the conquest to come.

Caleb:
You'll never get away with this.

Nerissa:
Oh, but I will. Kandrakar toppled in a matter of minutes. Poor battered Meridian took even less time. One by one, the worlds will fall. One by one they will give me their Hearts, until even Earth with all it's technology will have no choice but to acknowledge Nerissa as it's Queen.

Julian:
I should never have doubted you, love.

Caleb:
You did it. You brought order to the universe. With but a few battles, you ended war for all time. I am proud of you, mother.

Elyon:
Cornelia, please!

Cassidy:
Irma, wake up!

Altermere Yan Lin:
Snap out of it, granddaughter!

Yan Lin:
Excuse me, my granddaughter.

Matt:
Why can't they come back?!

Halinor:
They've evolved beyond humanity, lost themselves. They can come back. They simply forgotten they should.

Irma:
We touched the Dragons.

Taranee:
And got burned.

Cornelia:
So that is all what left of us? I want my humanity back!

Irma:
Uh, what's humanity again? And, uh, where do we find it?

Will:
Matt.

Matt:
Okay, that's a trick we're not trying again anytime soon.

Will:
It was over. Took everyone and everything we had. Teamwork. Harmony. Yeah, that's how we maxed out our power. Anyway, we won! We all made tracks and the Regents abandoned the glamour. The destruction down town was blamed on the snowstorm, which made no sense, but people believe what they like to believe. Case and point: Nerissa. She would remain with Julian. And, maybe in time father and son would make peace with what she had done. Meanwhile the other baddies where back where they belonged. And so was a fully powered Elyon on Meridian's throne, surrounded by people she can trust, including Raythor, who finally has a monarch worthy of his service. It was kind off a new start for everyone. The Council of Kandrakar was back in business. Queen Kadma returned her heart to Zamballa, but abdigated her throne for a more humble life on Earth. And a ghost-free Cassidy went home too. Yan Lin introduced her family to her long lost twin sister Mira, while the rest of us just tried to find our way back to normal.It pretty much took all winter break. But by the time school started I think we had finally decompressed.

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