WCW Pay Per View Events, 1996

[At the end of the Rey Mysterio Jr./Psychosis match]

Tony:
In the words of the late Mel Allen, "How about that?!"

Dusty:
Yeah, holy cow! Phil Rizzuto!

Bobby:
And like Harry Caray would say is "I'll have one!"

Tony:
Would you please?!

Michael Buffer:
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. Tonight here at the 1996 WCW Bash at the Beach, an event like no longer in the history of professional wrestling is about to take place. A group of outsiders have threatened the sanctity of WCW with a hostile takeover. A lottery has been held among the great superstars of World Championship Wrestling, and three men have been selected to defend the honor and possibly the very existence of the WCW. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready?!

[The crowd cheers]

Tony Schiavone:
Damn right we are.

Michael:
WCW fans, are you rrrrrrrrrrrrrready?!

Dusty Rhodes:
Let's do it.

Michael:
For the thousands in attendance here at ringside and the millions watching around the world on television, ladies and gentlemen, [drawing it out] LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!

Michael:
Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, let me introduce the men whose plan and goal is to take over the WCW with force and hostility. We were told there would be three of these interlopers, and I must apologize as I have been informed, and as you can see, there are only two. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Outsiders!

Mean Gene Okerlund:
Gentlemen, if I could have your attention. I don't have police protection with me at this time, but I want to confront you in front of this full house here at the Ocean Center and millions of others across the country and around the world. I don't see three men here tonight; where is your partner?

Scott Hall:
You know, Scheme Gene, Chico, you know too much already. All you need to know, little man, is he's here, and he's ready.

Mean Gene:
[turns to Kevin Nash] Well, wait a minute. Is your partner telling me that your third man is in the building?

Kevin Nash:
Oh, he's here all right, Gene. Let me tell you something. We got enough to handle it right now, right here.

Tony:
And then there was one, and it was Sting and he doesn't look too good.

[Hulk Hogan comes out]

Dusty:
Hulkamania!

Tony:
Hulk Hogan! Hulk Hogan's here!!

Dusty:
Hulk Hogan is in the building!

Tony:
You're damn right, he is!

Dusty:
Go get 'em, Hulkster!

Bobby Heenan:
Yeah, but whose side is he on?

Dusty:
Go...what are you talkin' about?

Bobby:
Whose side is he on?

Dusty:
What are you talking about?

Tony:
[as Hogan rips his shirt off and the Outsiders leave] Yes sir!

Dusty:
Get 'em Hogan! Go get 'em baby!

Tony:
Come on and get some of this now!

Dusty:
Who's bad now boys?

Tony:
Hulk Hogan arrived, Hulk, Hulk - [Hogan pushes off Peewee Anderson and drops the leg on Randy Savage] OH MY GOD!!!

Dusty:
WHAT IS HE DOING?!! IS HE THE THIRD MAN?!!

Bobby:
He's the third man!

Dusty:
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!!

Bobby:
[as Hogan greets The Outsiders] Hulk Hogan has betrayed WCW! He is the third man in this picture.

Tony:
Oh my God!

Dusty:
What the hell is going on?!

Tony:
Oh my God!!

Dusty:
Are you kidding me?!

Bobby:
Probably the lowest shot ever given to professional wrestling. That man did right there, Hulk Hogan.

Tony:
Let's get everybody out of the dressing room right now and kick his rear end!

Dusty:
Unbelievable, brother. You've just sold your soul to the devil.

Bobby:
What have I been saying all these years? Huh, what have I been saying all these years? You humanoids can...

Dusty:
[as Hogan drops a 3rd leg on Savage] A career of a lifetime right down the drain kid! I hope you love it. You just sold your soul to the devil.

Bobby:
[as Hall counts the pin of Hogan on Savage] Can you see the little Hulksters with tears rolling down their faces right now?

Tony:
We are not even going to acknowledge that three count.

Bobby:
Now, what happens to us? What happens now to WCW?

Tony:
There was no three count. I'd never thought I would say that he's yellow, but he may be wearing red, but he's wearing red AND yellow!

Bobby:
What do we do now?

Dusty:
I tell you what, this is a... unbelievable situation at the Bash at the Beach. Hulkamania, the third guy with the Outsiders, betrayed WCW.

Tony:
Can't talk.

Bobby:
Well, I told you so.

Dusty:
Enjoy it my friend. You got to look yourself in the mirror. You got to stand up and look in the mirror.

Tony:
[the crowd starts throwing trash at Hogan] There you go, that's right.

Bobby:
I never thought I'd see people throwing debris at Hulk Hogan. I knew it should have been done a long time ago.

Tony:
I guess this was premeditated all the way back from '94. I guess this is what it was.

Bobby:
Look at the ring.

Tony:
The most incredible scene...

Bobby:
And Savage, his best friend, one of his best friends, Hogan turns on him.

Mean Gene:
Hulk Hogan, excuse me. Excuse me. What in the world are you thinking?

Hulk Hogan:
Mean Gene, the first thing you need to do is to tell these people to shut up if you want to hear what I've gotta say!

Mean Gene:
I have been with you for so many years. For you to join up with the likes of these two men absolutely makes me sick to my stomach! And I think that these people here and a lot of other people around the world have had just about enough of [points to Outsiders] this man and this man. And you want to put yourself in this group? You've gotta be kidding me!

Hulk:
Well, the first thing you've gotta realize, brother, is this right here is the future of wrestling. You can call this the New World Order of wrestling, brother. These two men right here came from a great big organization up north, and everybody was wondering who the third man was. Well, who knows more about that organization than me, brother?

Mean Gene:
I've been there and done that. You have made the wrong decision in my opinion.

Hulk:
Well, let me tell you something, I made that organization a monster! I made people rich up there. I made the people that ran that organization rich up there, brother. And when it all came to pass, the name Hulk Hogan, the man Hulk Hogan got bigger than the whole organization, brother! And then Billionaire Ted, amigo, he wanted to talk turkey with Hulk Hogan. Well, Billionaire Ted promised me movies, brother; Billionaire Ted promised me millions of dollars; and Billionaire Ted promised me world-caliber matches. And as far as Billionaire Ted goes, Eric Bischoff, and the whole WCW goes, I'm bored, brother. That's why these two guys here, the so-called Outsiders, these are the men I want as my friends. They're the new blood of professional wrestling, brother! And not only are we gonna take over the whole wrestling business, with Hulk Hogan and the new blood, the monsters with me, we will destroy everything in our path, Mean Gene.

Mean Gene:
[referring to the increasing garbage being thrown in the ring] Look at all of this crap in this ring! This is what's in the future for you if you want to hang around the likes of this man, Hall and this man, Nash.

Hulk:
As far as I'm concerned, all this crap in the ring represents these fans out here. For two years, brother, for two years, I held my head high. I did everything for the charities. I did everything for the kids. And the reception I got when I came out here, you fans can stick it, brother! Because if it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, you people wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff would be still selling meat from a truck in Minneapolis. And if it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, all these Johnny-come-latelies that you see out here, wrestling wouldn't be here. I was selling out the world, brother, while they were bumming gas to put in their car to get to high school. So the way it is now, brother, with Hulk Hogan and the New World Organization of wrestling, brother, me and the new blood by my side. Whatcha gonna do when the New World Organization runs wild on you?! Whatcha gonna do? What are you gonna do?!

Mean Gene:
Hey, don't touch me, I've got a fleet of lawyers! Tony, Bobby, Dusty, dammit, let's get back to you!

Tony:
Alright, we have seen the end of Hulkamania. For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, for Dusty Rhodes, Gene Okerlund...I don't know. I'm Tony Schiavone. Hulk Hogan, you can go to hell. We're outta here. Straight to hell.