We Bare Bears, Season 3

We Bare Bears is an American animated sitcom created by Daniel Chong. It follows three bears, Grizzly (a grizzly bear), Panda (a giant panda) and Ice Bear (a polar bear), and their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.

[Panda and Grizzly are trying to stop the coffee machine]

Panda:
AHH!! Make it stop!

Grizzly:
I'm trying! AHH!! Huh?

[Grizzly and Panda sees the demon Ice Bear]

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear. Needs. More. [in scary voice; using his axe] COFFEEE!!!

[Grizzly and Panda scream and run away. Ice Bear watches them run away]

Grizzly:
You okay?

Panda:
Yeah.

[Ice Bear is eating the beans off-screen]

Grizzly:
Dude, we got to get out of the cave. Follow me.

[Panda follows Grizzly, They both enter Panda's room instead of outside]

Grizzly:
I think we're outside. We're safe.

Panda:
No, [holds a book] I think we're in my room.

Grizzly:
What? [they both get up] How did we end up here?

Panda:
I don't know.

[Ice Bear makes a skittering noise]

Grizzly/Panda:
Huh?

Grizzly:
Who's there?

Panda:
We should hide.

Grizzly:
Dude, we're sorry. We shouldn't have fed you all that coffee. Huh?

Panda:
Wha, What?

Grizzly:
What is that?

[Grizzly gasps when he and Panda saw Ice Bear climbing up the wall like a spider]

Ice Bear:
[echoing] Bear, bear, coffee. Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans.

Panda:
NAIEE!

Grizzly:
How are you even doing that?

Panda:
Where did he go? Where'd he go?

Grizzly:
I don't know. [he and Panda hold together] Hold me, Panda.

[Suddenly, Ice Bear grabs Panda by his foot]

Panda:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Grizzly:
Panda! [grabs Panda's paw] I got you, Pan Pan.

Panda:
[yelling] It's too late. JUST DESTROY THE BEANS!!!

Grizzly:
I'm not letting you go!

Panda:
[whispers] Destroy them, Grizz.

[Ice Bear shoves Panda]

Grizzly:
Pan Pan!

[Panda disappears in the fog]

Grizzly:
STOP!!! Or else, uh, [raises the bag of beans] you can say "goodbye" to the beans! You hear me! Say something. [Ice Bear climb on the wall from behind and attacks Grizzly] Please stop. [Ice Bear tickles his armpits] No fair. [giggling] No tickling. [Grizzly flips Ice Bear] Ha, Ha! Gotcha.

[Ice Bear walks upside down and sucks the coffee beans, Grizzly growls and takes the bag of coffee beans from him, He enters the bathroom and closes the door, Grizzly falls and notices the toilet]

Grizzly:
Toilet? [looks at the bag of beans] Finally, I can destroy these evil beans once and for all. [He hears a crashing sound as he drops the bag of beans] AHHHH!!!! The beans!

[Ice Bears peaks through the hole from the door]

Grizzly:
Oh! Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Oh!

[Grizzly looks for the beans while Ice Bear breaks the bathroom door down with his axe like in the 1980 horror film, The Shining. He opens the door]

Grizzly:
Aha! Ooh.

[Ice Bear appears from the fog, Grizzly backs up]

Grizzly:
Stay away, man!

[As Ice Bear tries to kill Grizzly with his axe, His eyes becomes crossed and falls]

Young Grizzly:
♪ Aww yeah! ♪ ♪ Coming straight from the fair. ♪ ♪ Playing games and taking names. ♪ ♪ You wanna be next? Tell 'em Pan. ♪

Young Grizzly/Young Panda:
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Young Panda:
♪ It's Pan Pan coming up first, You should win the game by the end of this verse. ♪ ♪ Kickin' mad rhymes, never ever rehearsed. ♪ ♪ It's time to get to work. ♪ ♪ Take your best shot, try hard, win the prize take us home to your backyard. ♪ ♪ You like bears? Everybody does. ♪ ♪ Take a look at my little bro, covered in fuzz. ♪

[Throughout the song people are playing the game, trying to knock down the bottles, but failing]

Young Grizzly:
[Faintly] So cute!

[Young Ice Bear squishes his cheeks]

Young Panda:
♪ Three bears barely breaking a sweat. ♪ ♪ Everybody's jocking us 'cause we're the best. ♪ ♪ But I'm already talking too much. ♪ ♪ Let me let my bro get some of this flavor. ♪

Young Grizzly:
Yeah, boyyyyyyy! Okay, okay, nobody's won yet, but you're looking super lucky today. Let's see if you can give it a try!

Young Panda:
♪ Play the game. ♪ ♪ Three balls, three tries, three bears, your prize. ♪ ♪ You could take us home right now, come on Grizz, get on the mic and tell 'em how. ♪

Young Grizzly:
♪ Anyone could play this game, just watch now. ♪ ♪ Take a throw and the balls get knocked down. ♪ ♪ It's easy as 1, 2, 3, step 3 being taking bears home, you see. ♪ Come on! ♪ Step right up, just take a chance, you could win big time, cancel all plans. ♪ ♪ There's nothing more important you gotta do than pay the man, throw the ball, and win too. When it comes to prizes bears are the best ones, not stuffed, but the kind that can have fun. ♪ ♪ You know, let's show these nice people what real fun looks like! ♪

Young Grizzly/Young Panda:
♪ Play the game. ♪ Bust it, Grizz, bust it, Grizz, bust it! Kick it, Pan, kick it, Pan, kick it! Go little bro, go little bro, go! Go little bro, go little bro, go! Bust it, Grizz, bust it, Grizz, bust it! Kick it, Pan, kick it, Pan, kick it! Go little bro, go little bro, go! Go little bro, go little bro, go!

[The Bear cubs have finish their song]

[The Bears hear a soft growl and Ice Bear stops walking. Their eyes grow bigger and they turn their heads towards the log the Kitty is hiding in]

Grizz:
Huh? What was that?

[The Bears are looking inside the log for the purring Kitty]

Grizz:
Panda, stick your paw in there and see what it is.

Panda:
What? No, you do it!

[The Kitty is lying down in log]

Grizz:
Um, hey, there! [Grizz and panda look inside log while Ice Bear is looking at it on top of the log] You okay? [The Kitty wakes up] Oh my gosh! It's coming out!

[Panda and Grizz look inside the log]

Panda:
What is that thing?

[The Kitty makes it's way out of the log]

Kitty:
Meow.

[Grizz and Panda show large eyes]

Grizz and Panda:
[gasp] Aww!

[Kitty tilts head as it looks up at the two bears]

Panda:
It's a little kitty!

Kitty:
Meow!

Grizz:
[picks Kitty up] Oh, look at that face! OH! [Grizz stands up, and so does Panda. Ice Bear walks over to Panda, smiling] We have an Internet celebrity in the making! [Eyes turn back to normal, and so does Ice Bear's. Kitty climbs around Grizz and jumps into Panda's arms. Ice Bear tilts his head to get a better look at the Kitty touching Panda's fur]

Panda:
[laughs] It tickles! [Panda puts the Kitty on his head. Eyes go back to normal] Ahh. My body feels like fresh dough. [Kitty jumps on to Ice Bear's head and Ice Bear's eyes grow bigger]

Kitty:
Meow! [He purrs and lies down]

Ice Bear:
[Closing his eyes] Ice Bear's cold heart is melting.

Panda:
[As his eyes go large and he gasps] Wait a minute, I'm allergic to cats, and yet I don't feel any different. This cat is magical! Can we keep it?

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear thinks we need more roommates.

[The episode begins at nighttime with a full shot of the Bears' cave. Water can be heard running during the shot until it is turned off. The shot changes to the inside of the cave with the bathroom door to the right of the shot. Grizzly walks out of the shower wrapped in a towel, and with another towel wrapped around his head]

Grizzly as Crowbar Jones:
[scatting; opens the fridge] Huh, so many choices...

[A silhouette dashes behind Grizzly]

Grizzly as Crowbar Jones:
[confused] Huh?... Hello?... Anyone there?

[Another bear jumps in the scene wearing a black full-body ninja suit]

Grizzly as Robot Ninja:
AHA! [Grizzly steps back, startled, and lets out a gasp] Hello, my friend. I've been sent here to destroy you.

Grizzly as Crowbar Jones:
Oh, then, allow me to introduce myself... HI-YAH!

[Grizzly swiftly rips off his towel, throwing it at the Ninja]

Grizzly as Robot Ninja:
[takes the towel off of his head and grows shocked expression] It can't be...

Grizzly as Crowbar Jones:
My name... [rips the towel on his head off, revealing his gray hair and blue bow because he is playing Crowbar Jones] is Crowbar Jones, and I'm the bear that's gonna bring you down.

[The Ninja throws some punches while grunting. Grizzly as Crowbar Jones whips the Ninja with the towel two times. The second hit results with a delayed reaction from the Ninja, eventually falling over and onto his back]

Grizzly as Crowbar Jones:
Who sent you?!

[Grizzly recording gets reversed a few times, causing Crowbar Jones to repeat that same phrase; episode now set in actual reality]

Grizzly:
[laughs excitingly] This's looking so good! A few tweaks here and there and the world will see my masterpiece!

[Panda walks into the scene]

Panda:
Hey, Grizz, do you where all the bedsheets went? I-I can't find any of them... Wh- You're making another "Crowbar Jones"? [Grows a stern look] Wait, Pando isn't in this one, right?

Grizzly:
Who, Pando? No no...

[Grizzly and Panda looked surprised as they hear Grizzly as Pando's voice]

Grizzly as Pando:
[on the Computer in the same nasally high-pitched voice] AAH! No, I love her, even though I know absolutely nothing about her or-- WOO!

[Grizzly as Pando falls over]

Grizzly:
Oooh, that Pando, yeah, he's totally in it.

Panda:
[annoyed] Ugh, come on, maaan! Why are you always embarrassing me?! UGH! [throws face into paws]

[The bears arrive at the trailer]

Grizzly:
You sure this is it, Pan Pan?

Panda:
Yeah, I think so.

Grizzly:
Hey, uh, Tabes? Are you in there? You ready for morning rounds?

[He knocks at the door]

Dana Tabes:
[singsong voice] ♪ Coming! ♪ [she wear arts and crafts clothes] Oh. Hey, there, bears! Good to see you!

[Kirk barks happily at them]

Grizzly:
Uh, good to see you, too?

Dana Tabes:
[as she grabs Grizzly] Come on inside. Make yourselves at home.

Panda:
So, uh, why aren't you dressed for work?

Dana Tabes:
I'm glad you asked, Stripes. 'Cause I quit!

Grizzly, Panda and Ice Bear:
WHAT?!

Dana Tabes:
Oh, yeah. And it's been great. So much free time. I've been trying out all sorts of new things, like baking! [she holds a cookie tray with burned cookies] Cookie?

Grizzly:
Uh, yeah.

Panda:
Um, okay, sure.

Dana Tabes:
Good, right? I like to bake while making crafts for my Internet store.

Grizzly:
Hey, that's that's great. But, um...

Dana Tabes:
Take a look. It's a pinecone bird. They're selling like hotcakes.

Grizzly:
Um, happy to hear it, Ranger Tabes, But I...

Dana Tabes:
Oh, no, no, no. [Kirk coughs] Please, boys, call me Dana.

Grizzly:
[whispering] Tabes isn't her first name?

Dana Tabes:
Darn glue not super enough.

Grizzly:
Look, Tabes I mean Dana, look, it's nice catching up and all, but we just were wondering, why'd you quit being a ranger?

Panda:
The forest needs you.

Dana Tabes:
[sighs] Guys, the forest is better off without me. First, I destroy that deer's chance at love. What's NEXT?! I accidentally knock some frogs into a wood chipper?! I broke my oath to protect the forest and everything in it. Besides, now I can spread joy through the Internet. [off-screen] See, a pinecone owl.

Grizzly:
[off-screen] Dana...

Dana Tabes:
[off-screen] And a pinecone porcupine.

Grizzly:
[off-screen] Dana...

Dana Tabes:
[off-screen] And how about a pinecone...

Grizzly:
[as he holds a picture of young Tabes and her mother] Hey, Tabes, this isn't who you are! You are a ranger at heart.

Dana Tabes:
[as she grabs the picture] No. That's who I was. Now I'm just a normal person who can wear pajamas whenever. [The computer chimes] Oh, happy day, I've made a sale. "Your pinecone is forthcoming, friend."


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