WordGirl, Season 3

WordGirl:
Tobey, what are you-- What are you wearing?

Tobey:
Oh, this outfit? It's cruise-wear. Pretty spiffy, huh?

WordGirl:
Heh. Uh, well, it's--it's something. Is that your robot?

Tobey:
Chronos! You were going to be my first mate!

WordGirl:
Your robot almost destroyed the whole city!

Claire:
[pops up] That's it! You're grounded for a week!

Tobey:
A week?!

WordGirl:
You know, for someone who calls himself "The World's Most Formidable Boy Genius," your plans seem to go away a lot.

Tobey:
Fine. I admit, the robot didn't quite work as expected. I programmed him to stop time, but there must have been some glitch. All I wanted was to prolong summer. You know, forever?

WordGirl:
Prolong summer?

Tobey:
Yes. If you don't know what prolong means I would happily define it for--

WordGirl:
Prolong means to increase or extend. So if you tried to prolong summer vacation it means you wanted it to last longer, and I can't blame you for that.

Tobey:
You can't? You mean, you understand what I'm feeling?

WordGirl:
I-I guess I do.

Tobey:
Since we're getting along so well, perhaps you'd like to come by for a little game of shuffleboard.

WordGirl:
Wow, that sounds like a great time, but we've really got a lot to do. See you! [she and Huggy leave]

Tobey:
Call me! [Claire grabs Tobey by the ear and storms off with him]

Dr. Two-Brains:
[getting his picture taken] Cheese! Photo please! How's it look? Wow, that's good, put that one on a mousepad. [suddenly lurches toward Becky, laughing maniacally] MOUSEPAD!!!

TJ:
That was amazing, Bampy! You defeated a robot with just a screwdriver!

Bampy:
Well, ha! That wasn't invincible after all, was it? Kind of exciting.

Becky:
What did I miss?

TJ:
What did you miss? Bampy defeated a giant robot, Becky! and all this time, you thought his story was fictional, huh? Now, do you believe me?

Bampy:
TJ, here's your present back? [Bampy hands TJ his screwdriver back]

TJ:
Awesome! A robot-defeating screwdriver!

[Huggy drags Tobey and lets go of him as Mrs. McCallister pops up]

Tobey:
Well, let's just get over with. [his mom grabs his ear] Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ooh, next time, WordGirl and sprightly old man-- Oh, ow! Don't! Ow!

Sally:
We're glad you're okay, Bampy. Fighting giant robots can be dangerous.

Claire:
[reading a letter from the front door] "Mrs. McCaliister, there is no need to attend the upcoming parent-teacher conference because Tobey is a boy genius and a perfect student. But you will still need to pick up Tobey up at the end of the school day. Thank you. Robots forever." Good job, Tobey!

Ms. Davis:
Tobey, have you finally learned your lesson about robots?

Tobey:
I sure did, Ms. Davis. Next time, make sure robot mom get less peeved when insulted.

Claire:
[offscreen] I HEARD THAT!

Tobey:
[looks at his mom] MOTHER!

Claire:
[grabs Tobey's ear and leaves] You're coming with me young man!