Yes, Dear, Season 1

Gloria:
[Kim and Greg has just found Gloria, their babysitter, on their couch with a guy] Oh, I'm sorry... have you met my husband Guillermo?

Kim Warner:
No, I don't believe I have.

Gloria:
Well, if you do, don't tell him about Lou.

Greg:
What's going on?

Blue:
Bow-bow-bow-bow-bow-bow!

Greg:
Look. I don't know how the other guy understands you, but I have no idea what you're saying. How do I get outta here?

[Blue leaves a paw print on the screen.]

Greg:
I get it. That's how I'll figure it out. I have to find clues. Blue's Clues. I have to find a paw print. That's the first clue. We put it in our notebook, and then what do we do? Blue's Clues, Blue's Clues!

Jimmy:
Come on.

Greg:
Jimmy, what are you doing here?

Jimmy:
Come on. You've lost your mind. Let's get outta here.

Greg:
But, I'm about to play Blue's Clues. I have to find the notebook. Where's the notebook?

Jimmy:
Let's go.

[Jimmy and Greg both skidoo to the "Yes, Dear" set. Jimmy wakes Greg up with his hand.]

Greg:
What?! I'm playing Blue's Clues!

Christine:
You use the tape to keep the little guy quite, didn't you.

Greg:
Yeah I was, dreaming I was in the show.

Jimmy:
Yeah, those tapes will drive you crazy.

Christine:
I'll tell you what, Greg. Why don't you get out of the house and, and I'll watch Sammy.