You Can't Do That on Television, Season 10 (1990)

Mr. Schidtler:
(angry) All right CLASS!! I figured out who wrote that on the blackboard! You didn't think I could did you? Well I did. Amy, you have an awful lot of nerve for a little girl. What you wrote was rude, vulgar and unacceptable! You will come up here and erase that from the blackboard! (Brings Amy to the blackboard to erase a giant "THAT") And another thing young lady, you will have a six month detention!

Christian:
Carlos, what's going on?

Carlos:
Someone just told the teacher that "that" is a four letter word.

Mr. Schidtler:
Carlos, did I hear you using a four letter word?!

Carlos:
Nope. Nope. N-O-P-E. Nope.

Jennifer:
(filming the pots and pans on the stove, which are boiling over, with a video camera) And... Cue!

Mrs. Prevert:
(enters the kitchen, sees the pots and pans boiling over, and shrieks) My dinner party... ruined! Jennifer, how could you?!

Jennifer:
How could I what?

Mrs. Prevert:
You said you would watch the pots and pans!

Jennifer:
Well, yes, I was watching them. Better than that, I was videotaping them!

Mrs. Prevert:
Then WHY didn't you turn them OFF?

Jennifer:
Well, you said to watch the pots and pans. You said nothing about turning them off when they started to boil over. Say what you mean, Mom.

Amy:
(in bed) Mom, Dad, can I have a glass of water?

(Amy is watered.)

Mrs. Prevert:
(enters bedroom carrying water glass) You know, Amy, you're a big girl, you could be doing this your-... AMY! You wet the bed again! You're supposed to be a big girl, young lady! I'm going to have to put you back into diapers!

Amy:
But Mom, it wasn't me, it...

Mrs. Prevert:
Now, Amy, don't lie to me. If you didn't wet this bed, who did?

Amy:
Well... I don't know...

(Amy is slimed.)

Mrs. Prevert:
Now look what you've done, young lady. (holds out water glass to Amy) Drink?