Johnzilla1126's Quotes

Here's the list of quotes submitted by johnzilla1126  —  There are currently 12 quotes total — keep up the great work!

Alvin:
Hey, guys! Look what I won! (pulls out a plush toy replica of himself) Isn't he cute? Look at that face!

Dave:
(laughs) That's actually funny, Alvin.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip  Movie Quote

added 19 days ago

Alvin:
Remember I said someday I may need to disobey you? Sorry, Dave; but I gotta disobey you.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked  Movie Quote

added 1 month ago

Alvin:
Um, Dave?

Dave:
Yes, Alvin?

Alvin:
I just wanted to say now that we're not all...you know...(coughs) dead...(chuckles)...Sorry.... Sorry. Hm? Heh, Sorry I was acting like a child on the ship. And kind of maybe ruined our family vacation.

Dave:
Sometimes a racehorse needs a little room to run.

Alvin:
Yes. Yeah. I like where your head's at. That is very wise, David.

(Dave holds out his fist and Alvin gives him a fist bump.)

Ian:
'Sup? (Holds out fist for a fist bump also but no one gives him one) What, no love for Uncle Ian?

Brittany and Eleanor:
You put us in cages!

Ian:
Seriously? Are we still talking about that?! New subject: I saved Dave's life!

Theodore:
Okay, but I'll be watching you, mister.

(Ian gives Theodore an "I'm watching you" gesture)

Dave:
Alvin, you still have that pocketknife I gave you?

Alvin:
Knife? Oh, right! (chuckles) Sorry, I meant to give it back. (pulls it out)

Dave:
I want you to keep it.

Alvin:
Really?

Dave:
Maybe you can use it to signal that helicopter.

(A emergency helicopter flies by)

Ian:
What?

Elanor:
Hey!

Brittany:
We're down here!

Dave:
Hello!

Ian:
It's me, Ian Hawke! Jett Records!

(Alvin flips open the knife)

Dave:
Guys, circle around!

Rescue guy in the helicopter:
Everything's okay. We got you, guys!

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked  Movie Quote

added 1 month ago

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

Taylor Hawkins  Famous Quote

added 10 months ago

(Bowser notices Peach, Mario, Luigi & Donkey Kong walking right towards him)

Bowser:
Peaches! (chuckles nervously) Listen, this is not the way I pictured it, but give me one more chance.

Peach:
Ew, No!

Bowser:
No, nonononononono-(gets force-fed a Mini Mushroom by Peach and shrinks) Hey! HEY! That is NOT cool!

Donkey Kong:
Ha! He got the Blue Mushroom!

Mario:
Eh? Told ya I'd get you a pet turtle!

Peach:
(giggles) Not bad, mustache.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie  Movie Quote

added 11 months ago

Jamie:
We came here to get a hole in the wall, and, darn it, we're gonna get a hole in the wall! When in doubt...C4! (Chuckles)

MythBusters, 2008  Show Quote

added 12 months ago

Curly:
I'm sorry, Moe! I didn't mean it, it was a coincidence!

Moe:
If I didn't need you, I'd exterminate you. (pounds Curly's nose)

Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

I've been big ever since I was little.

William Perry  Famous Quote

added 2 years ago

Kevin McCallister:
Hey! Why don't you guys try the stairs?

Marv:
Right.

Harry:
(pulls Marv to the side) Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't you remember what happened last year?

Marv:
No.

Harry:
Watch this. Let's get him!

(as he makes footstep sounds on the stairs, Kevin throws a tied-off paint can down)

Harry:
(pretending to get hit) OW! HE BUSTED ME RIGHT IN MY MOUTH, MARV! (can barely contain his glee as he turns to Marv) That's one.

Marv:
Don't worry, Harry! I'll get him!

(he does the same thing, with Kevin throwing another paint can)

Marv:
Ow! Right in the schnoz!

Harry:
(thinking they've actually outsmarted Kevin) That's two. Come on, let's get him.

(as they run up the stairs, Kevin heaves a large pipe down)

Marv:
Oops.

(the pipe hits them square in the face, knocking them down into the basement)

Marv:
That's...three.

(Kevin cuts the pipe loose)

Harry:
(sees the aforementioned pipe is about to land on them) No.

*pipe bangs*

Harry:
(in pain) That's...four.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

The difference between Ordinary and Extraordinary is that little extra.

Jimmy Johnson  Famous Quote

added 2 years ago

Do you want to be safe and good, or do you want to take a chance and be great?

Jimmy Johnson  Famous Quote

added 2 years ago

Ace Rothstein:
I'm not trying to tell you what to do. But you were way out of line, Nick. What're you doing? Where's your head?

Nicky Santoro:
Where's my head? Where's your fuckin' balls? Huh? You know I'm trying to put something really big together out here. You know what I'm talking about, huh? You know! If you're acting like this now, how can I depend on you? There's a lot of things going to change out here. And if you wanna be there with me, Sammy, you're going to have to go my fuckin' way.

Ace Rothstein:
Listen, Nick, you got to understand my situation. I'm responsible for thousands of people. I got a hundred million a year going through the place. It's all over, I'm going to tell you, it's all over, if I don't get that license. And believe me, if it goes bad for me, it's gonna go bad for a lot of people, you understand?

Casino  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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