MythBusters, 2008

Jamie:
It's Hyneman. James Hyneman.

Grant:
My name is Grant... Imahara. What's my name?

Kari:
Anyone else feel like an evil genius? (Tory guffaws)

Grant:
Bye-bye, double-oh Buster! (all three laugh manically)

Jamie:
[whilst making the fragile lead balloon] Little did the MythBusters know there was a herd of cattle in the next room!

Adam:
This is a lead balloon! Who has one of these?! Nobody!

[Tory leaps into tub of water]

Tory:
Yahoooo!!!

Grant:
Have you lost your damn mind?

Jamie:
I'm not sure if I can handle this, actually. We're using this particular item the way it was intended to be used.

[Tory is sitting next to statue]

Tory:
[In Italian accent] So, I finish my statue, and I like to call her 'Hey, there, Lonely Girl', but I canna' look at her too long, 'cause she make me cry. So, now we're gonna try to chop her head off!

[Statues are being brought in]

Grant:
Hey, be careful with those statues, I hear the heads fall off at the drop of a hat.

[Adam is working on picking the lock on his and Jamie's cell door]

Grant:
Well, he's got the filaments, and he has lockpick experience.

Tory:
Can we just pump in the nerve gas now?

Rob Lee (US Narrator):
But it seems that either the sun or the jet lag has got to Tory.

Tory:
We are going to start at the giant iguana. And if that doesn't happen, we will go north until we see the two humongous parrots. Hopefully they won't eat us. And let's not forget the floating dolphin head! Everyone wants to see it! I know I do!

Grant:
Oh, damn you and your science!

Grant:
Oh {censored}, something just touched me!

Grant:
I just want to say to whatever fans posted this on the fan-site, I hate you. I hate you! I HATE YOU!

Kari:
Can I remind you that I'm in the exact same conditions as they are, except I have to watch them be bored?

Kari:
I'm pulling a trick on Jamie and Adam, with the help of... Mr. Abominable Snowman!

[Kari is sending a fake yeti to bug Adam and Jamie.]

Jamie:
(unenthusiastic) Oh great, we got a yeti outside.

Kari:
Haha! Adam's hiding in the toilet! (sticks out tongue at the screen displaying Adam's sheer bravery)

Tory:
Do ya think I'm excited? You better believe I'm excited. We just built a rubber moose and now we're gonna crash cars into it. It doesn't get better than this.

Tory:
[about marshmallow spaceman in vacuum chamber] That's what happens to you in space if you don't have a spacesuit.

Kari:
Oh, he's like a raisin!

[Kari has a pair of astronaut's gloves draped over her shoulders.]

Kari:
It's a portable hug!

[Kari puts on a moon boot]

Tory:
You know how to moonwalk?

[Kari shuffles awkwardly backwards]

Tory:
Okay, so the answer's 'no.'

Tory:
Now all we need to do is go to the moon and try this for real. [Pause] I'm just kidding, we don't have the budget.

Grant:
[about vacuum chambers] And you're actually gonna let us use it?

Vacuum Glove Technician:
Yeah, I think I will, it's just, uh, be careful.

Rob Lee:
He's obviously never seen the show before.

Rob Lee:
It's the MythBusters motto. If it's worth doing - it's worth overdoing.

Adam:
[about spacesuit he's wearing] By the way, I should point out, this is not a real spacesuit. It's just my 'wear-around-town' spacesuit.

Adam:
It's a thing to wear a rig like this. It takes a lot of stamina. It's also making me quite sore in some very private places.

Adam:
[about conspiracy theorists] What do you think?

Apollo Specialist:
I think they're crazy.

Tory:
[after busting a moon landing myth] In your face, conspiracy theorists!

[Jamie and Adam are floating in NASA's special zero-gravity plane]

Adam:
That's a hundred-percent wacky right there!!

[While interleaving two phone books together...]

Adam:
Does this remind you of when you used to count money for the mob?

Jamie:
I was a hitman; I wasn't a money counter.

[Two military tanks are attached to two phonebooks, in order to pull them apart]

Jamie:
I just wanted to make a phone call. That's all I wanted to do!

[After Adam destroys the course while driving blindfolded]

Driving instructor:
That was great!

Adam:
Was it?

Driving instructor:
You nailed that! Every single one of them!

[Adam laughs hysterically]

[While drunk.]

Kari:
What is red and smells like blue paint?

Adam:
I don't know. What?

Kari:
Red paint.

[Jamie slaps Adam in the face.]

Adam:
AH! Holy crap! Holy bleeping bleepity bleep!

Jamie:
Can I do that again? That was fun.

Adam:
No, that made my head ring!

Grant:
HWAAAACHAAAAAAAA!!!

Rob Lee:
It's Crouching Savage, Hidden Hyneman.

Jamie:
Well, we've got our bamboo. It's time to go back to the shop and torture some dummies.

Tory:
We're gonna blow the CRAP out of that toilet! Get it?

Adam:
[In French accent] Jamie is imagining himself to be a plant.

Jamie:
This may look nice and sunny. And it is. But it's also a torture chamber. Or will be soon.

Tory:
Yeah, normally Grant's a better shot when he's using the toilet.

Tory:
I feel like I've been lied to. What I saw on that internet video was an explosion.

Kari:
Next on MythBusters, extreme plumbing!

Adam:
I ate a radio for science!

Jamie:
[referring to whether brandy from a St. Bernard will bring a person back from the brink of death] Or this is like an apertif before I eat the dog?

Adam:
You can't say that!

Kari:
It's always a good day when you start it at the bomb range.

Grant:
We love pianos. We're not enjoying this in the least. ...Okay, maybe just a little bit.

J.D. Nelson:
What I think you need is the MythBusters Concerto in C4.

Jamie:
We came here to get a hole in the wall, and, darn it, we're gonna get a hole in the wall! When in doubt...C4! (Chuckles)

Grant:
Non-dairy creamer cannon in three, two, one...

The cannon exploded, one of the biggest explosions on the show.

Tory:
Oh my God. That was frightening.

Kari:
Terrifying.

Tory:
Did you get that on high-speed?

Rob Lee:
Yeah, we did remember to push the R button, on the off-chance that this might be one of the biggest fireballs ever.

Tory:
This was frightening. But seriously, there was a moment where we were like "Oh crap, this was a bad idea."

Kari:
All I heard in my head was run, and I started up the hill as fast as I could go. And I'm still on my adrenaline buzz right now.