RobertHaigh's Quotes Page #8

Here's the list of quotes submitted by RobertHaigh — There are currently 624 quotes total — keep up the great work!

I consider myself a poet first and a musician second. I live like a poet and I'll die like a poet. – Bob Dylan Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
In 'The Mark' I played a psychiatrist. And in the '50's everybody went to a psychiatrist because if you didn't, you'd have nothing to talk about at cocktail parties. – Rod Steiger Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
We come. We go. And in between we try to understand. – Rod Steiger Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
In the 1800s, one of the MPs in London decided to introduce tax. In those days it was 2p in the pound. I thought it still was. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
The man who invented cats’ eyes got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights. If the cat had been going the other way, he would have invented the pencil sharpener. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
I used to think I was marvellous in bed until I discovered that all my girl friends suffered from asthma. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
It’s a privilege to be asked to play here tonight on what is a very special anniversary. It is 100 years to the night since that balcony collapsed. (Addressing people in The Gods at a provincial theatre.) – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
I’ve seen a topless lady ventriloquist. Nobody has ever seen her lips move. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
I wanted to take the dog to obedience class but it wouldn't go. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
I did 25 minutes running on the spot this morning - I had my braces caught in the banister – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
I do all the exercises every morning in front of the television - up, down, up, down, up, down. Then the other eyelid. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
Do I believe in safe sex? Of course I do. I have a handrail around the bed. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
(On his marathon live shows) You think you can get away, but you can't. I'll follow you home and I'll shout jokes through your letterbox. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night, saying: 'Well, that taught me a lesson. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
So it turns out that if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn’t make the sound of a coconut. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Nobody knows – it’s never been done before. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
I always feel at home in theatres like this ... because we're about the same age – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday? Tell her a joke on a Wednesday. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to my shows to escape the cares of life. They don't want to be embarrassed or insulted. They want to laugh and so do I - which is probably why it works. – Ken Dodd Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
I love playing and I love singing, and the writing. There's kind of a symbiotic relationship between the writing and the playing. – Guy Clark Famous Quote	added 4 years ago
All gut strings. That's just the first kind of guitar I played, it was a nylon string guitar. And to me, it's the purest form of guitar making, and I just enjoy doing it. – Guy Clark Famous Quote	added 4 years ago

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