Christian_Waits's Quotes

Here's the list of quotes submitted by Christian_Waits  —  There are currently 9 quotes total — keep up the great work!

Etienne Forcier:
I have never stolen a thing in my life, okay? I tried to give the money back, but they won't take it.

Agent Dylan Rhodes:
Okay, let's just say you robbed a bank.

Etienne Forcier:
I did.

Agent Dylan Rhodes:
Fine. Fantastic. You did. But since I'm new to this, can you explain to me how you went from Las Vegas to Paris in three seconds?

Etienne Forcier:
With the teleportation helmet.

Agent Dylan Rhodes:
Okay, what the hell is going on here?

Now You See Me  Movie Quote

added 4 years ago

Chief Cliff:
May I ask you a question?

Officer Ronnie Peterson:
Sure. Ask away.

Chief Cliff:
You have been saying that this is all gonna end badly, from the very beginning, over and over. So, what made you so fucking sure of that? How did you know everything in advance?

Officer Ronnie Peterson:
Do you really want to know?

Chief Cliff:
Yes! I want to know. I really want to know!

Officer Ronnie Peterson:
Okay. I know because I've read the script.

Chief Cliff:
You...read the script. The whole script? All of it?

Officer Ronnie Peterson:
Yeah. Jim gave me the whole script.

Chief Cliff:
He only gave me our scenes. I never saw a complete script. After all I've done for that guy. And it's a lot that you don't even know about.

What a dick!

The dead don't die  Movie Quote

added 4 years ago

Hank:
Like I said on the phone, Cliff, often Fern gets here early...so I thought I might get some coffee to go, and then...Oh, my god. I saw them, Fern and Lily.

[Chief Cliff enters the coffee shop, takes a look inside and comes back out]

Hank (continues):
What the hell was it? A wild animal? Several wild animals?

Chief Cliff:
I don't know. But whatever it was, it even smashed the coffee pots.

[Officer Ronnie Peterson arrives, enters the coffee shop, takes a look inside and comes back out]

Officer Ronnie Peterson:
Jesus Christ, Cliff. What the heck was it? A wild animal? Several wild animals?

Hank:
That's exactly what I said.

Officer Mindy Morrison (on arrival):
Hey guys...(looks at some floral arrangements at the entrance of the coffee shop)...Wow, Fern's really done wonders with these flower beds. Really perks up the place, huh. What? What happened?

Chief Cliff:
God, Mindy. I don't think you want to see this.

[Mindy enters the coffee shop, takes a look inside and comes back out]

Officer Mindy Morrison:
No, I didn't need to see that. Was it a wild animal? Or several wild animals? Cliff, is that really Fern and Lily in there?

Chief Cliff:
Oh, no. That was Fern and Lily, but now...

Officer Mindy Morrison:
Do you need me here?

Chief Cliff:
Maybe you could help out with crowd control.

Officer Mindy Morrison:
(speaking to 3 people who were standing a few meters away) Okay folks, can you move it along now, please? Thank you.

The dead don't die  Movie Quote

added 4 years ago

Norma Desmond:
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

Sunset Blvd.  Movie Quote

added 4 years ago

Narrator:
Sexual tension is an elusive thing, but Kathy had pretty good radar for it.

It was like someone had turned a knob a hair to the right, and the radio station clicked in so loud and clear it almost knocked her over.

Once she became aware of the connection between them, it seemed impossible that she'd missed it before.

On a hunch, Kathy dropped her fork in the hopes that

while retrieving it, she would catch Sarah and Brad playing footsie.

But she was mistaken.

Little Children  Movie Quote

added 4 years ago

Fleabag:
I met someone.

Claire:
What? really?

Fleabag:
Yeah.

Claire:
Oh my God, that's amazing. What does he do?

Fleabag:
He's a Priest.

Fleabag  Show Quote

added 4 years ago

Claire:
Tell the truth.

Fleabag:
It's horrendous.

Claire:
It's horrendous.

Fleabag:
It's modern.

Claire:
Don't lie.

Fleabag:
I'm not.

Claire:
I look like a pencil.

Fleabag:
You...(laughing)...don't look...

Claire:
Don't laugh!

Fleabag:
It's OK.

Claire:
It's not OK. I'm gonna lose my job.

Fleabag:
You're not gonna lose your job. It's cool.

Claire:
it's not cool.

Fleabag:
It's edgy.

Claire:
Oh, fuck off!

Fleabag:
No, it's chic.

Claire:
It's unsalvageable!

Fleabag:
Claire, it's french.

Claire:
Really?

Fleabag:
Yes.

Fleabag  Show Quote

added 4 years ago

Susana:
Si quieres hacer reír a Dios, cuéntale tus planes.

Amores perros  Movie Quote

added 4 years ago

Vincent:
I gotta know what a $5.00 shake tastes like.

Mia:
You can use my straw. I don't have cooties.

Vincent:
Yeah, but maybe I do.

Mia:
Cooties, I can handle.

Vincent:
All right...Goddamn, that's a pretty fuckin' good milk shake.

Pulp Fiction  Movie Quote

added 4 years ago

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In which movie does this quote appear: "I'm sure in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by"?
A Pulp Fiction
B Back to the Future
C Love & Plutonium
D The Big Lebowski