Fleabag

Claire:
Tell the truth.

Fleabag:
It's horrendous.

Claire:
It's horrendous.

Fleabag:
It's modern.

Claire:
Don't lie.

Fleabag:
I'm not.

Claire:
I look like a pencil.

Fleabag:
You...(laughing)...don't look...

Claire:
Don't laugh!

Fleabag:
It's OK.

Claire:
It's not OK. I'm gonna lose my job.

Fleabag:
You're not gonna lose your job. It's cool.

Claire:
it's not cool.

Fleabag:
It's edgy.

Claire:
Oh, fuck off!

Fleabag:
No, it's chic.

Claire:
It's unsalvageable!

Fleabag:
Claire, it's french.

Claire:
Really?

Fleabag:
Yes.

Fleabag:
I met someone.

Claire:
What? really?

Fleabag:
Yeah.

Claire:
Oh my God, that's amazing. What does he do?

Fleabag:
He's a Priest.