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TomZegan
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Joined: June 2015 Last seen: 9 years ago

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I remember when I was young I had a real bad identity crisis. So one day I went to my father and I asked him "Wo Chong, was I adopted?". – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
My mom was a truck driver and my dad use to call her a mother trucker. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
When I was young I use to go to the beach so much my mom would call me a "Son of a Beach". – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
I consider myself bilingual, I know enough Spanish to order off the menu at Taco Bell. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
Sorry . . . I can't help stupid. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago

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