TomZegan's Quotes

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I remember when I was young I had a real bad identity crisis. So one day I went to my father and I asked him "Wo Chong, was I adopted?". – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
My mom was a truck driver and my dad use to call her a mother trucker. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
When I was young I use to go to the beach so much my mom would call me a "Son of a Beach". – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
I consider myself bilingual, I know enough Spanish to order off the menu at Taco Bell. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
Sorry . . . I can't help stupid. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
Most people choose appearance over reality. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 10 years ago
All religions are a scam . . . except for yours of course. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 10 years ago
When I was in High School the closest I had ever been to being on the Honor Roll was Yes your Honor and No your Honor. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 10 years ago
If you really want to master something, it's best to learn from a Master. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 10 years ago
The first time I ever did stand up comedy a guy yelled out "Down in front". So I just sat down and watched the rest of the movie. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 10 years ago
When I die I want my tomb stone to say "See, I told you I was sick". – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 10 years ago
I think it's funny how some people can think about eternity but the same people think that the earth is only 6,000 years old. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 10 years ago
Who makes the man "beautiful" ? To act like "a man". – C'est la vie Famous Quote	added 10 years ago
Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients, have the right mixture and the right cooking time to the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft. – Bette Famous Quote	added 11 years ago
Five is a Four letter word. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 11 years ago
When I was young I used to date homeless chicks, they weren't very picky and at the end of the date I could just drop them off at any corner. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 12 years ago
One time a waitress asked me how I wanted my eggs, I said "Cooked". – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 12 years ago
It's your story, run with it. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
Even unconditional love has it's conditions. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
Why when you have 31 Flavors stick with Rocky Road? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
When I was young my Dad told me that Alcohol kills thousands of brain cells and he said, "son . . . you're not the smartest kid in your class"! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
I'm not afraid of falling . . . I'm afraid of landing. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
Cultural Values Determine Behavior. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
You don't have to motivate passion, unless you're married. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago

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