A-Haunting We Will Go

Oliver Hardy:
[to Stan] Well, here's another nice predicament you've gotten me into.

Oliver Hardy:
[to Stan] It's better to spend one night with a corpse than 60 days with the cops.

Stan Laurel:
How about some dinner? I'm getting hungry.

Oliver Hardy:
Don't be so greedy. We just split a hamburger, and besides we can eat in Dayton for half of what it costs us in the diner.

Stan Laurel:
I know, but I'll be twice as hungry in the morning.

Oliver Hardy:
[with finality] Don't bicker!

Oliver Hardy:
[in reference to the con men they met on the train] Thank you! Two princes!

Stan Laurel:
A pair of kings!

Parker:
[referring to Stan and Ollie] A couple of jerks!