A Day at the Zoo

[a woman sees a monkey, but notices a sign that says "Do Not Feed the Monkeys," and looks both ways to make sure nobody's looking; she takes out a bag of peanuts to give to the monkey, but the monkey throws it at her face]

Monkey:
Hey, sister! [grabs the sign] Can't you read? [puts down the sign and leaves]

Narrator:
An interesting bird is the South African talking parrot, [to the parrot] Polly want a cracker?, I said Polly want a cracker?

Parrot:
Naw, give me a cold beer!