A Star Is Bored

A Star Is Bored

A Star Is Bored is a Warner Bros. animated cartoon of the Looney Tunes series, directed by Friz Freleng. The cartoon expands upon the rivalry depicted between Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in such films as Chuck Jones' Rabbit Fire, this time placing the action in a show-biz setting. In this 7-minute short, Daffy must double for Bugs in any slapstick that Warners deems too dangerous for its top star. After each disaster, Daffy shouts "MAKEUP!". The director directing the scenes has an Erich Von Stroheim accent. This is one of the only four Warner Bros. shorts (the others being This Is a Life?, Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers, and [Blooper] Bunny) in which Bugs is paired with each of his three main antagonists (Daffy, Elmer Fudd, and Yosemite Sam). The title is a play on the film A Star Is Born.

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1956
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[Daffy is dressed as Bugs Bunny]

Daffy Duck:
Oh, boy! I could be sent to prison for the scenes I'm going to steal!

Daffy Duck:
I wonder where all the hunters are today?

[hundreds of hunters shoot at Daffy]

Daffy Duck:
I demand to know who wrote this script!

Bugs Bunny:
I'd like to tell him, but... Hehehehe... modesty forbids.

Daffy Duck:
What a job for a duck with my talents, pushing a broom while others with absolutely nothing on the ball get all the breaks.

Bugs Bunny:
[inside dressing room] Oh, it's so nice of you, Lolly...

Daffy Duck:
Eesh! Listen to that ham putting it on.

Bugs Bunny:
Well, I'm willing to do anything my public demands.

Daffy Duck:
[mockingly] "Anything my public demands. Anything my public demands." That does it! If a long-eared rabbit can be a star, so can a duck!

[repeated line]

Daffy Duck:
Make up!

Producer:
[on phone] Yeah. Yeah, I know we need a double on the Bugs Bunny picture, but where can I get anyone stupid enough to take the job?

Daffy Duck:
Okay, boss, hang up. A star is born, and that star is me!

Producer:
I'll call you right back. I... I think I got a pigeon.

Daffy Duck:
Pigeon? I'm not a pigeon. I'm a duck. D-U-K, duck. Loaded with talent. I do card tricks and impersonations. I work at weddings, bar mitzvahs... Have tux, will travel.

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