Abashiri ikka

Daemon Abashiri:
Boys! I envy you for spying on your sister changing! After all, I'm her father and I haven't done that yet...

[stops short]

Kikunosuke Abashiri:
What did you say?

Daemon Abashiri:
[awkward laugh] B-Breakfast is ready, everyone!

Daemon Abashiri:
How do we get money?

Goemon Abashiri:
Pilfer!

Naojiro Abashiri:
Swipe!

Kikunosuke Abashiri:
Steal!

Kichiza Abashiri:
There's no other way except to kill someone and take it!

Daemon Abashiri:
IDIOTS! I guess you can't understand, but once people used to work hard to earn money!

Kikunosuke Abashiri:
I'm sixteen years old and I've already killed 160 men, I've got too much blood on my hands to be a pretty girl!

Daemon Abashiri:
It was either you kill or be killed - the world is to blame for that, not you!

Naojiro Abashiri:
You let Kikonosuke go to school, but what about us?

Goemon Abashiri:
Boys and girls should have the same rights!

Daemon Abashiri:
You three will get by... somehow.

Daemon Abashiri:
I'm happy you agreed. The burden on my shoulders will vanish when you become a nice normal girl. I'll be able to meet my third wife in heaven without fear, I'll tell her how Kiku grew up and became a beautiful girl who looked just like her.

Kikunosuke Abashiri:
You call that a deadly punch? It was so slow that a fly on your fist would have died of boredom!

Goemon Abashiri:
I won't see Kikonosuke for three years, my heart is melting...

Daemon Abashiri:
Are you in love with Kikonosuke? Well, I suppose I could let you marry her...

Goemon Abashiri:
Really?

Daemon Abashiri:
F*** NO!

Daemon Abashiri:
Wake up, everybody! A delicious breakfast is ready! Hurry up, or the lovely meal will get cold!... Hurry up and get ready, you shitheads!