Absolute Zero

[frequently uttered line]

David:
Science is never wrong.

David:
It's time to throw out all the history books and rewrite everything ever written about the ice age, because science is never wrong.

David:
Told you I didn't want any military at the test. You lied to me.

Dr. Veet:
I think you misunderstood me, David. I agreed with you that Absolute Zero had no military consideration. I still believe that to be true.

David:
Then why were they here?

Dr. Veet:
Well, they're as interested in the weather as the rest of us, so why not take advantage of their very deep pockets for research and development, or would you rather I laid off some staff instead?

Dempsy:
Climatology, I see you're getting acquainted with Archaeology.

Hershel:
[to Davd] Dempsey here likes to call everybody by their degrees.

Dempsy:
We're here for a job, gentlemen. There's no need to become emotionally invested in each other.

Jeff:
[about college students] They're like new shoes. Hurts like hell when you first get them but soon you find they get quite comfortable.

Dr. Veet:
Isn't it fantastic the power that fear has over a government official's checkbook this close to an election?

Phillip:
You got any family?

AJ Carmichael:
Nope. It's a long story. I had a parakeet once.

AJ Carmichael:
[covering Sophie's ears] I don't think we should talk about D-E-A-T-H in front of the K-I-D.

Bryn:
The K-I-D is the Miami County spelling bee champion.

Bryn:
You have no idea what it feels like to be terrified.

David:
Yes, I do.

Bryn:
Name one time.

David:
Ten years ago.

Bryn:
You walked away from me.

David:
Yes, I did, because I was scared. I was terrified, and I should have taken the chance... to tell you then that I loved you. That I love you.