Almost Normal

Terry:
So let me get this straight: in your world, men like being with women?

Brad:
That's what they say - until they drink a six-pack.

Doris Jenkins:
If God had wanted man and a woman to be together, he would have made women like football!

Wendy:
Woof.

Brad:
Julie. Hey. The minute you accept that you're different is the moment you become normal.

Bill Dempson:
Me and you stopped talkin'.

Brad:
You stopped talkin' to me.

Bill Dempson:
Well, what happened?

Brad:
Well, I told you I was a fag.

Bill Dempson:
Oh, yeah.

Doris Jenkins:
We will not create a scene with company in the house. We're middle class white people!

teacher:
I'm the teacher. I can do whatever the hell I want.