Alter Kahn und junge Liebe

Mark Tanner:
[about Ulli's new car] How much did you paid for this?

Ulli Specht:
As good as nothing.

Mark Tanner:
That was too much.

Jupp K?nig:
I can't take it anymore. I'm leaving the country, I'm leaving Europe! I'm going to Bavaria.

Ulli Specht:
[measures a sausage's lenght] 15.

Assistant:
[writes down] 15.

Ulli Specht:
[measures a sausage's wigth] 1,8.

Assistant:
[writes down] 1,8.

Ulli Specht:
[tastes the sausage] Uuh, awful.

Assistant:
[writes down] Awful.

Ulli Specht:
No. Write 'satisfactory'. Just me, I find it awful. I can'T see any sausages anymore, let alone taste them.

Erwin:
What are we going to do now?

Petra Hauser:
We are visiting Rembrandt.

Erwin:
Oh, and I thought, he's dead.

Mark Tanner:
Are you angry, honey?

Petra Hauser:
I just hate men, who always say "honey" at the start.

Mark Tanner:
Sorry, I have to get rid of that habit.

Henriette Kopisch:
[about Jupp's song about the little sinners] Oh yes, he's so right about the little sinners.

Petra Hauser:
Well, I don't know.

Henriette Kopisch:
Kid, back in the days we weren't angels either. Most of us only forget it when they get older.