American Pop

Tony:
What is this?

Tony:
Corn? Corn comes in a little white box from Birdseye. Corn? Kansas is corny! Can ya eat it?

Tony:
Can ya smoke it? Can ya drink it? Can ya lie in it?

Tony:
Then lie in it with me.

Tony:
Yeah, I'm crazy. I'm crazy in love with your blue eyes... and your corn-silked hair. Your corn-silked hair. I'll never eat corn again without thinking' about you. Canned corn, candy corn, popcorn, Crackerjacks! You're the prize in my box! And my box is this country. It's all tinfoil on the outside. Corn and sweetness on the inside.

Tony:
Thinkin'.

Tony:
Clean thoughts.

Tony:
Dirty?

Tony:
Well, them poor dumb little bastards. They never learned the power of positive thought.

Tony:
I'm a dishwasher.

Tony:
I am a dishwasher! My hands is permanently puckered!

Zalmie:
Louie?

Louie:
Yeah?

Zalmie:
I'm 17 years-old. When's my voice gonna change already?

Louie:
It's changin'. It's changin'.

Zalmie:
I know it's changin'. When's it gonna change for good?

Louie:
What's your rush?

Zalmie:
I don't wanna be a horse's ass forever.

Zalmie:
Hey, Louie. I just seen the most beautiful thing I ever seen in the whole world.

Louie:
Some pre-Prohibition booze, huh?

Zalmie:
No. I seen the stripper gettin' dressed.

Louie:
A stripper gettin' dressed ain't beautiful unless she's ugly to begin with.

Pete:
Pizza Man! We deliver!

Pete:
What do I look like, man? A soda fountain?

Tony:
Like a f***in' M&M: dig my thin candy shell.