Angel

Patricia Allen:
Listen f*** face! I used to work for the city health department and you got so many violations in this flea trap that one phone call down town would put your ass in court so fast you wouldn't have time to wipe it let alone pull your pants up. Do you get my drift?

Solly Mosler:
Look, Miss Hoity-Toity. The woman can't answer the god damn door, because she's in her god damn bed. Is that god damn clear enough for ya?

Mae:
Give a man something to suck on and he's happy.

Yoyo Charlie:
So how's business?

Crystal:
Kinda like you Yoyo. Up and down. Get it?

Lana:
I don't know about you girls but I wanna get the hell out of this town. Somewhere there's clean air where you can breathe. I don't know, maybe Tahiti?

Molly Stewart/Angel:
Tahiti? Why Tahiti?

Mae:
Because the men use their d*cks for oars.

Kit Carson:
Gawd Almighty!

Mae:
Sweetheart, I thought they busted you.

Molly Stewart/Angel:
I had porky made out the minute I got in the car.

Mae:
Two blind lesbians lost in a fish market. THAT is crazy. Get it?

Mae:
It's lean out there tonight.

Molly Stewart/Angel:
It's the murders Mae. It's got the Johns scared.

Crystal:
Why should the Johns be scared? It's the hookers that are getting killed.

Mae:
Ever see a man try to run away with his pants wrapped around his ankles?

Molly Stewart/Angel:
Do you have any idea what they do to unclaimed bodies?

Kit Carson:
No, I don't reckon I do.

Molly Stewart/Angel:
Oh, well... I don't know either but whatever it is, it can't be good.

Mae:
Well, we better get over there before she ends up in the tomb for the unknown hooker.

Mae:
Remind me never to get murdered!

Lt. Andrews:
You've been on the streets since you were twelve?

Molly Stewart/Angel:
It was easy. I just put on some sexy clothes and high heels and I went out and made a living.

Lt. Andrews:
Jesus Christ!

Mae:
When I was a kid my father warned me. He said, Rachel don't ever play cards with a Jewish dyke. They cheat!

Solly Mosler:
Eh, eat my puff will ya!

Mae:
Puff?

Solly Mosler:
Feh! The f***in' mouth on that broad!

Patricia Allen:
I ment to ask you... that dress. Sacks?

Mae:
I Magnuns.

Patricia Allen:
Oh! Stunning.

Mae:
Thank you. I got it on sale.

Lt. Andrews:
You're young, attractive and healthy - and swimming in a toilet bowl!