Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned

David Baddiel:
Was Pete Doherty sh*t at Live 8? I mean, he was all right for a crack addict.

Frank Skinner:
He did it with Elton John, didn't he? Isn't he a bit of a crack addict?

Audience member:
[talking about the differences between fake breasts and real ones] Real breasts sag, though.

Secretary:
Mine don't do that.

Frank Skinner:
Oh, but they will, dear.

David Baddiel:
Who would you have as the next James Bond?

Audience member:
Robbie Williams. He's got charisma.

Frank Skinner:
Are you sure that's not chlamydia?