Barfly

Wanda:
I can't stand people. I hate them.

Henry:
Oh, yeah . . ?

Wanda:
Do you hate them?

Henry:
No . . . but I seem to feel better when they're not around.

Henry:
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

Henry:
That's it.

Wanda:
That's what?

Henry:
I'm broke. Can't buy another drink.

Wanda:
You mean you don't have any money?

Henry:
No money, no job, no rent. Hey, I'm back to normal.

Eddie:
All you gotta do is beg for a little mercy.

Henry:
Quittin' to you would be like swallowin' piss for eternity.

Henry:
Some guys really know how to get the women.

Jim:
Now, you don't know how?

Henry:
Hey, I can get one for ten minutes. That's my limit.

Henry:
I remember ordering a draught, barkeep. What, are you out of brew, or has that lobotomy finally taken hold?

Eddie:
I'd hate to be you if I were me.

Old Fart:
Now look. Twenty bucks for that kind of head is outrageous.

Grandma Moses:
I did ya good, old fart. I did ya good. I oughta bit your champagne cork off.

Old Fart:
I'm givin' ya fifteen bucks.

Grandma Moses:
Twenty bucks. Nobody in this neighbourhood can swallow paste like I can.

Tully:
Why did you send your stuff to us?

Henry:
Well, I liked the title of the mag. It boggled my scrotum.

Tully:
Why don't you stop drinking? Anybody can be a drunk.

Henry:
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.

Henry:
This is a world where everybody's gotta do something. Y'know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody's gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that.

Henry:
Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don't wanna be. Places I don't wanna go, like India, like getting my teeth cleaned. Save the whale, all that, I don't understand that.

Jim:
You're not supposed to think about it. I think the whole trick is, not to think about it.

Henry:
So you hired a dick to find an a**hole?

Wanda:
I hate the police, don't you?

Henry:
I don't know, but I seem to feel better when they're not around.

Henry:
Baby, What we had was just green corn.

Get up you whore! You can take a punch better than that.

I don't know, I'm just a crazy beer drinking wrestler. Let's fart.

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