Batman

Commissioner Gordon:
Penguin, Joker, Riddler... and CATWOMAN, too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate!

Batman:
We've been given the plainest warning: they're working together to take over...

Chief O'Hara:
Take over WHAT, Batman: Gotham City?

Batman:
Any *2* of them would try that!

Commissioner Gordon:
The whole country?

Batman:
If it were 3 of them, I would say yes, but *4*? Their minimum objective must be... THE ENTIRE WORLD.

Riddler:
I see the way to do it! We'll play each of our treacherous trumps in one hand, and we'll do it right here!

Penguin:
How?

Riddler:
How? The end! The end, oh...

Riddler:
We shall spring them from The Joker's Jack-In-The-Box, through that window, out over the sea, and into the waiting arms of The Penguin's Exploding Octopus!

Riddler:
The trigger: one of my riddles, of course, and the bait: Catwoman!

Miss Kitka:
My name is Kitayna Ireyna Tatanya Kerenska Alisoff. I work for the Moscow Bugle.

Penguin:
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.

Catwoman:
You and your submarine! Look where it's got us now!

Penguin:
Shut up, you feline floozy!

Vice Admiral Fangschliester:
Avast and belay, Batman. Your tone sounds rather grim. We haven't done anything foolish, have we?

Batman:
Disposing of pre-atomic submarines to persons who don't even leave their full addresses? Good day, Admiral!

Vice Admiral Fangschliester:
Your tone sounds rather grim. We haven't done anything foolish, have we?

Batman:
Disposing a pre-atomic submarines to persons who don't even leave their full addresses... Good day, Admiral!

Vice Admiral Fangschliester:
Gosh!

Robin:
Holy nightmare!

Commissioner Gordon:
It could be any one of them... But which one? Which ones?

Batman:
Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder...

Commissioner Gordon:
You mean where there's a fish there could be a penguin?

Robin:
But wait! It happened at sea... Sea. C for Catwoman!

Batman:
Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg...

Commissioner Gordon:
The Joker!

Chief O'Hara:
All adds up to a sinister riddle... Riddle-R. Riddler!

Commissioner Gordon:
A thought strikes me... So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance...

Batman:
The four of them... Their forces combined...

Robin:
Holy nightmare!

Batman:
The Riddler is loose to plague us with his criminal conundrums.

Robin:
It looks bad, Batman. This brassy bird has us buffaloed.

Batman:
They may be drinkers, Robin, but they're still human beings.

Batman:
Confound it, the batteries are dead!

Batman:
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

Robin:
When you think, Batman, with those 4 supercrooks hangin' around, it's amazing somebody hasn't already reported this place to the police!

Batman:
It's a low neighborhood, full of rumpots. They're used to curious sights, which they attribute to alcoholic delusions.

Robin:
Gosh, drink is sure a filthy thing, isn't it? I'd rather be dead than unable to trust my own eyes!

Batman:
Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single service ever performed for humanity! Let's go, but, inconspicuously, through the window. We'll use our Batropes. Our job is finished.

Robin:
Holy horseshoe!

Batman:
Whats yellow and writes?

Robin:
A ballpoint banana.

Batman:
Exactly!

Robin:
Holy polaris!

Batman:
Emergency! Batman speaking... warning all of you to brace yourselves for big news!

Robin:
The biggest!

Batman:
Tell them, Robin.

Robin:
Holy Supoerlatives, Batman! It's REALLY exciting! Soon, very soon, Batman and I will be Batapulting right out of your TV sets and onto your theater screens!

Batman:
That's right, Robin. Our first full-length feature motion picture opens a WHOLE new world of thrills! The Big Screen gives us mores space on land, sea, and in the air, to challenge the most Bataclysmic collection of supercriminals that ever plotted to take over the world!

Riddler:
Question: Who's going to make the feathers fly and knock Batman and Robin out of the sky?

Joker:
Have you heard this one? It'll KILL you, Batman!

Batman:
Bon Voyage, P*ssy.

Batman:
Hand down the shark repellent Batspray!

Robin:
Holy jumble! Where's the hope of the world now?

Joker:
A joke a day, keeps the glum away!

Vice Admiral Fangschliester:
- to some chap named "P. N. Guin".

Batman:
P. N. Guin...

Robin:
Penguin!