Ben & Greg in the Office

Greg Smith:
I've never been in the sea. I hate the sea.

Ben Williamson:
I've been in the sea. That's brave where I come from.

Ben Williamson:
I've been thinking about how you can't really enjoy something unless you've had to work for it.

Greg Smith:
You can though.

Ben Williamson:
Well, you shouldn't. You're not entitled in my mind to enjoy something unless you've worked for it. It's like the lottery, bad risk/reward mix. What kind of risk is 1 euro? And yet you can win millions of pounds. I reckon they should get a second machine. First six numbers gets you millions, the second gets you a lifetime of slavery.

Greg Smith:
Love is easy. You find a pretty girl, send her a photo of your junk and then romance happens. Apparently.

Ben Williamson:
He's looking for a GGG girl. Whats a GGG girl?

Greg Smith:
Maybe his 'X' button was broken.

Ben Williamson:
What would we do at the karaoke?

Greg Smith:
[singing] Woah! There she goes. look out boy, she's a maneater!

Ben Williamson:
Which one of us would be in drag?

Ben Williamson:
Well, I have to think to myself - someone called Gilda? Is that a transsexual? [pause] Yes.

Greg Smith:
She told me I look like Jon Bon Jovi.

Ben Williamson:
This is like that friend of your wife who told you that you looked like Justin Timberlake. I think they're being friendly and you're just suggestible.