Big Chuck, Little Chuck

Hank O'Hara:
Alright, what's this about you movin' back here?

Mary Kate Simmons:
It's a long story.

Hank O'Hara:
I'm long on listenin'.

[thumbing through a movie script]

Hank O'Hara:
I don't know where they get this stuff. This is awful.

Mary Kate Simmons:
Oh? What's the title?

Hank O'Hara:
Oh, here you go.

Mary Kate Simmons:
'Alien Vampire Invaders from the Planet Zepher'

Hank O'Hara:
Mm-hmm.

Mary Kate Simmons:
Nice.

Hank O'Hara:
Yeah. Carly has more creativity than that.

Mary Kate Simmons:
Is this another one of those Alan Smithee pictures?

Wendy Norwood:
That was incredible! It seemed so real!

Coop:
Well, you just have to have the right talent.

Hank O'Hara:
I think she was referring to the dog.

Mary Kate Simmons:
I think you should consider 'Over Actors Anonymous.'

Coop:
Mary Kate, how could you say such a thing? I'm crushed. Besides, I studied with *William Shatner*.