Big Man on Campus

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Love conquers all! Love is what dreams are made of! Love sucks!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
You talk funny too! Where are you from?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
That's where Pittsburgh is.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
How much for rest of their bodies?

Diane Gerard:
Ball!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Ball!

Diane Gerard:
Good! Bounce the ball!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Bounce ball!

Diane Gerard:
Good! Banana! Banana!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Banana!

Diane Gerard:
Very good!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Bounce banana!

Diane Gerard:
No!

Dr. Webster:
Now I think the first thing we should do is pick out a name for you and I think that you should pick it. Do you know what you want your name to be? What?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Judy Finkel!

Dr. Webster:
Judy Finkel is a nice name, but it's a woman's name.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Okay!

Dr. Webster:
No, it's not okay! You really should have a man's name. Now I want you to think of a man's name, something that suits you.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
William F. Buckley!

Dr. Webster:
There already is a William F. Buckley.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Okay! William G. Buckley!

Dr. Webster:
I think you should have your own name, a name that's not like a famous person's.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Bob! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga! Anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?

Dr. Webster:
I doubt it!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Cathy! Cathy! Cathy! Cathy!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Here's money! You keep dogs for Bob, okay?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
From where?

Dr. Fisk:
Who do you find more capable of examining you, Dr. Webster or Dr. Fisk?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Dr. Fisk!

Dr. Fisk:
Great, now what do you consider yourself, a wise man or a complete and total fool?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Complete and total fool!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Move, Fruit, move!