Big Time Movie

James:
Found our luggage cart! In case you want put, oh, I don't know...your backpack on it so nobody see you wearing that backpack like that.

(Katie comes in)

Kendall:
Katie?

James:
(As Katie step on his foot.) OW!

Carlos:
That's two dreams that have come true in London! Mine's next.

Logan:
For the last time! Your dream is a manifestation of your fears. You're afraid the world tour might fail, so you've dreamt of saving the world...and the evil bald villain represents Gustavo!

Number Two:
Get the Royal Air Force on the line and scramble jets immediately.

Agent:
(Types on the keyboard; system crashes) All communications are totally jammed!

Moon:
(In his castle, pressing button repeatedly) Jam button, jam button, I love my jam button!

Carlos:
(As Kendall opens his backpack to reveal the device) 'What's that?

Kendall:
Not my backpack.

James:
What is that?

Kendall:
(Studying the device) I...don't know.. (He reaches out to activate it.)

Logan:
Don't open it!

Carlos:
...Open it.

James:
Open it!

Kendall:
We can get out of this!

Logan:
(Nervously) Really?

Kendall:
Nooo!

Moon:
The problem with the world, princess, is that it's run by many different people with different ideas. What it needs...is to be run by one person...(Points dramatically at himself)...Sir Atticus Moon. Cat me!

(He thrusts out his hand. A cat flies by him and lands offscreen.)

Moon:
What, do you call that a throw?

(He again thrusts out his hand. Another cat is thrown and misses.)

Moon:
Oh, somebody just hand me a cat.

Penny:
(Looking down at Moon) Jump.

James:
Easy for you to say!

Penny:
Look, just close your eyes and fall!

James:
Easy for you to say!

(They kiss and James falls, deactivating the forcefield and narrowly missing Moon)

James:
(Dazed, but happily) Did I get him?

Kendall:
Guys. guys?

James:
Guys, guys, guys, guys! I fear the heights

Carlos:
It's Starting!