Bluffmaster!

Roy:
I can't live without you, Simmi...

Simmi:
...and I can't live with you, Roy!

Roy:
[singing] Listen up y'all, this is me, my players Ritesh D, P-C-Baby and director Rohan Sippy. I wrote this for the Bluffmaster movie and these are my music makers, Vishal and Shekhar...

[singing]

Roy:
Yeah, I'm a bad boy...

Simmi:
But I'm a good girl!

Chandru:
I know it's all about computers these days. But I'm still a bit old-fashioned! I like this kind of lap-top.

[At the top of a skyscraper, Roy embraces Simmi for what he thinks to be the last time... ]

Chandru:
That's the problem with you youngsters - you start anywhere not caring about the people around you.

Chandru:
Sometimes you can tell a film by its trailer...

Roy:
Then don't buy the ticket!

Dr. Bhalerao:
[to Roy] I can treat anything. From common cold to AIDS!

Simmi:
[timidly] So should I go Chandru bhai?

Chandru:
Hey don't say bhai! I get very emotional!

Roy:
Let's go, your senseless drivel is disturbing the patients.

Aditya "Dittu" Srivastav:
Oh, that's not a patient.