Bored of Education

Mr. Tibbs:
We will now proceed with our history lesson. Lulu?

Lulu:
[after shooting a rubber band at Tubby] Yes, sir?

Mr. Tibbs:
In what year did the pilgrims land?

Lulu:
[reads Tubby's sign] 1492.

Mr. Tibbs:
1492? Then when did Columbus discover America?

Lulu:
[reads Tubby's sign] 1776.

Mr. Tibbs:
Wrong again! Lulu, when did Ben Franklin die?

Lulu:
Gee, did he die? I didn't know he was even sick.

Lulu:
Pardon me, I'm Lulu and I'm looking for Tubby.

Tubby:
[disguised] Well I'm-a Columbus and I'm a-looking for America.

[sees America]

Tubby:
Gazooks, what a-strange land is this?

Lulu:
The Red Coats are coming!

Tubby:
Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes! [puts on sunglasses]

Lulu:
But where are the Indians?

Indian:
We're in the American League, Woo-Woo!

Lulu:
[the Indians come out of the fountain of youth] 1 little 2 little 3 little Indians. 4 little 5 little 6 little Indians. 7 little 8 little 9 little Indians...

Tubby:
[pops up] 10 little Indian boys!

Lulu:
[fanning Tubby's rear end, which is red and sore] Boy, you sure stuck your neck out that time! [laughs]