Break-up Bob

Bob:
If she cries on my shoulder, it's going to cost you another twenty-five bucks.

Sheryl:
You tell Jared that I broke up with him first.

Bob:
Sorry, I don't do reverse break-up messages. That would have me running back and forth all day long.

Bob:
Here's a list of the most popular break-up lines. I can just use one or combine them.

Jared:
1. It's not you, it's me. 2. I'm not ready for a commitment right now. 3. You're driving me crazy. 4. After being with you, I know I'm gay.