Broadway Gondolier

Alice Hughes:
People don't marry crooners. They only divorce them.

Richard 'Dick' Purcell, aka Ricardo Purcelli:
This radio's a good racket!

Professor Eduardo de Vinci:
Radio! Psstttt! Singing for soap, a flea powder, dough biscuits, or a cheese. I will not permit it! [Walks away, turns around, walks back] Do you think they would be interested?

Richard 'Dick' Purcell, aka Ricardo Purcelli:
You can't tell. Maybe I'll even turn out to be a crooner.

Professor Eduardo de Vinci:
In Italian, there is no word for crooner.

Richard 'Dick' Purcell, aka Ricardo Purcelli:
That's okay, Professor, in English, there's no word for spaghetti.

Professor Eduardo de Vinci:
Young woman, do you know who I am?

Alice Hughes:
No.

Professor Eduardo de Vinci:
I'm Eduardo de Vinci!

Alice Hughes:
That could be fixed.

Mrs. Flaggenheim:
When poor Mr. Flaggenheim, was alive and running the business, he seemed to think that all cheese needed was an oder. Experience has taught me that what a cheese needs is romance.

Professor Eduardo de Vinci:
Miss Hughes, I salute you.

Alice Hughes:
Go as far as you like.

Cliff Stanley:
Ah, the goddess of light, herself, the fairest lady in all Babylon. How are you, baby?

Professor Eduardo de Vinci:
It is like I have always told you, a singer, an artist, can get a no where in this country. Animal noises, a jazz band, a bad a jokes, that's what they want.

E.V. Richards, Radio Producer:
Now, Alice, you'll have to take charge of Mrs. Flaggenheim. She's got this foreigner bug in her bonnet and can't get it out.

Alice Hughes:
I'll do the best I can, Mr. Richards.

Richard 'Dick' Purcell, aka Ricardo Purcelli:
Say, I see you didn't lose your job.

Alice Hughes:
And I still see you're still driving a cab.

Professor Eduardo de Vinci:
He says a, for that, he would not even let you have his gondola.

Mrs. Flaggenheim:
Oh, well, my lands, Alice, I wouldn't even know how to hold it.