California Dreams

Tony:
[to Samantha] Just because I'm jealous, doesn't mean I'm an idiot.

Jake:
Nobody messes with Jake Sommers, now if you excuse me there's something I got to do.

Lorena:
Oh no you don't, I'm not going to let to ride Dead Man's Curve.

Jake:
Who said anything about Dead Man's Curve, I just want to go beat that stupid speed bump.

Sly:
I'm not greedy, I just can't get enough money.

Sly:
We've got good news, we've got bad news, we've got worst news.

Tony:
The good news is everyone likes our song.

Sly:
The bad news no one believes it's ours.

Jake:
And what's the worst news?

Tony:
THE GIRLS ARE COMIN'!

Jake:
Why don't you go and count your teeth before the number changes!

Jake:
You've got 30 seconds to live. Make... it... good!

Sly:
You can't tell anybody about the broadcast

Jake:
Why not?

Tony:
'Cause there's no chicks in jail.

Sly:
Wait, wait! If you put me in a hospital you won't hear the good news.

Tony:
Put you in a hospital is good enough news for me.

Matt Garrison:
I mean it's so easy. It's one button; record. I mean it's even color coded; red. IT'S A RED, RECORD BUTTON!

Jake:
Why don't you go and count your teeth before the number changes?

Sylvester 'Sly Winkle':
How about a little kiss, for good luck?

Lorena Costa:
Ah, yo no te besaria ni con los labios de mi perro. [Subtitles read: I would not kiss you with my dog's lips]

Sylvester 'Sly Winkle':
What's that mean?

Lorena Costa:
That means, uh... "We'll kiss after we win. It'll be sweeter in victory."

Sylvester 'Sly Winkle':
What happened to, "Yo no te besaria mi con los labios mi perro?"

Lorena Costa:
I meant every word of it. [Points to subtitles reading: I wouldn't kiss you with my dog's lips]

Sylvester 'Sly Winkle':
[Reads subtitles] "I wouldn't kiss you with my..." Oh man.

Sly:
We've got good news, we've got bad news, we've got worst news.

Tony:
The good news is everyone loved our song.

Sly:
Yeah. The bad news is no one believed it's ours.

Jake:
And what's the worst news?

Tony:
The girls are coming!

Sly:
I don't get stressed, I give stress.