Captain N: The Game Master

Mother Brain:
It won't be long before I, beautiful goddess that I am, become Queen of Videoland! Ah-ha ha ha ha!

Princess Lana:
I'm afraid we can't hold out much longer. Kid Icarus, your loyalty has never diminished.

Kid Icarus:
Just doing my duty, your highnikus.

Princess Lana:
Megaman, you fought bravely, and well.

Megaman:
A pleasure to serve you, your worship.

Princess Lana:
Simon, you've been our anchor in a long and terrible storm.

Simon Belmont:
I know.

Kevin Keene:
How did I get here? Simon Belmont? Kid Icarus? Megaman?

Simon Belmont:
And you must be Captain N. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Kevin Keene:
You guys aren't real. You're just so many computer plates in my game cartridges. [pokes Simon] Whoa! They're REAL!

Simon Belmont:
Looks like the ultimate warp zone brought us the ultimate wimp!

Princess Lana:
I'm Princess Lana.

Kevin Keene:
I'm in love. Uh, I mean I'm Kevin.

Kid Icarus:
Thanks, Kevinikus. You're a pretty good game master, after all.

Kevin Keene:
Thank me later. We've got to warp out of here before Donkey Kong gives us the Big Game Over.

Kevin "Captain N" Keene:
You'll pay for this, Dr. Wily!

Dr. Albert W. Wily:
Sorry Captain Numbskull, I left my wallet in my other lab coat.

[last lines]

Rush:
Something must be bugging him! Harf.

Kevin "Captain N" Keene, Megaman:
Did you say something? [Kevin and Megaman look at each others dogs]

Kevin "Captain N" Keene:
Duke, you can talk.

Megaman:
No way, that was Rush. [Duke and Rush lick Kevin and Megaman while Dr. Wright smiles]

[last lines]

Kevin "Captain N" Keene:
Looks like Mother Brain is batting a thousand in that game!

Bo Jackson:
So did we good buddy, so did we. [Bo and Kevin high five each other]

Kevin Keene:
Where am I?

Princess Lana:
Well, you're in Videoland. The ultimate warp zone brought you here.

Kevin Keene:
You mean like warp zone four in Super Mario Brothers?

Princess Lana:
Something like that. The legend foretold of your coming to help restore freedom to our world. That's why it gave you that super power pad and zapper.

Kevin Keene:
Me, restore freedom to Videoland? Hey, I don't even have my driver's license, yet.

Princess Lana:
You may have helped me win the battle, but the war is far from over. You will stay and help defend Videoland, won't you?

Kevin Keene:
Sorry, your highness. But I've got to get back to MY world.

Duke:
Woof!

Simon Belmont:
Yes, well, it was very nice of you to drop by. Do come back and visit us soon. Say, in 20 years?

Kevin Keene:
[King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard have caught Princess Lana and wrapped her in a rug while Kevin knocks on her door] Is everything alright in there?

King Hippo:
[Pretending to be Princess Lana] Oh, y-y-yes, yes everything's just fine thank you

Kevin Keene:
Can I come in?

King Hippo:
Oh no, no go away, I'm not decent [laughs in a stereotypically girly laugh]

Eggplant Wizard:
[to King Hippo] You can say that again

King Hippo:
[to Eggplant Wizard] Pipe down!

Kevin 'Captain N' Keene:
Did you make this, Megaman?

Megaman:
Just like you said, Mondo Nose.

Gameboy:
Mondo Nose does not compute. Please re-enter data.

Megaman:
You'll have to get Kevin to teach you Californish, Gameboy.