Cast me! Die Show ihres Lebens

Kellnerin:
Are you here for fun or for business?

Max Sch?nborn:
[smiling] My business is fun.

Der Onkel:
[sehr dramatisch] Der Papa hat gesprochen...

Der Opa:
[zu Max] Komm zur?ck zur Agency oder rette dein und Jessicas Leben.

Max Sch?nborn:
[to Jess, who's about to commit suicide] Hey Honey, are you taking a short cut or does it take longer?

Jessica Engel:
And do you have a new job?

Max Sch?nborn:
As what? A certified mattress tester?

Jessica Engel:
[doesn't believe Max that he's a killer and starts laughing] Are you serious?

Max Sch?nborn:
[very serious] Honey, this is as serious, as an errection problem.

Vivien:
[introduces herself] If so much beauty, as I enter the room, everyone falls to his knees in awe

Ramon:
[introduces himself] I'm so scary. When you see me, you will tremble with fear and give me your vote out of respect.

Max Sch?nborn:
So where's the problem?

Jessica Engel:
[shocked] What? A trained assassin, who wants to be the star of a TV talent show, comes to my show...

Der Opa:
Oh, "The Uncle" is back.

Der Onkel:
Yes, and he has bad news.

Jessica Engel:
But you have not been drinking back then?

Sascha:
No, consistently only since the last 10 years. [everyone starts laughing]

Jessica Engel:
Will not you wish me good luck?

Richard:
[still half asleep] Yes, good luck. But I believe it only when you come home successfully.

Jessica Engel:
[disappointed] Oh, thanks.

Paulo:
[introduces himself] Hi, I'm Paulo. I do the martial arts like no other. I will show you how to deal with the scum out there.