Chase Thompson, a Film by Chase Thompson

Chase Thompson:
Did you read the script? I said, "cut to the chase." Can we take it again from the top? This time, don't cut when I say cut... ACTION!

Chase Thompson:
Let's cut to the chase. It's Diego, isn't it?

Rachel:
But I love you.

Chase Thompson:
You don't mean it.

Rachel:
I do mean it.

Chase Thompson:
A zombie!

Chase Thompson:
You asked me how I could engage the audience. Let me ask you, what's more exciting than a surprise zombie attack?

Bill:
You re-hired yourself in almost every position. You recast the leading man! As yourself!

Bill:
No one's going to watch this.

Chase Thompson:
Yet.

Bill:
What?

Chase Thompson:
Not yet. No one's going to watch it yet. Because it's not out yet.

Rachel:
You're scared you're going to fail. You're willing to make someone else's movie, but not your own.

Chase Thompson:
No, I'm not. I need a crew.

Rachel:
Hire them.

Chase Thompson:
I can't hire them.

Rachel:
Why not?

Chase Thompson:
I can't hire them because I fired them. They won't work for me.

Rachel:
This is your chance to make the movie you always wanted to make. You don't have to make their movie. You don't need fancy sets, or money, you just need a story to tell, and you have it.

Rachel:
Is he dead?

Chase Thompson:
This time, he's beyond dead.

Rachel:
What if there are more?

Chase Thompson:
Then we'll make them less.

Rachel:
Chase. This is worst movie I've ever seen in my whole entire life.

Chase Thompson:
We're just going to shoot right there.

Robin:
Where is everyone?

Rachel:
What happened to the colony?

Chase Thompson:
We were attacked. The virus mutated their brains into mush. They prey off human flesh now.

Chase Thompson:
I don't know how much longer I can be strong for.

Chase Thompson:
Until we kill those zombies dead.

Chase Thompson:
Lights out.

Rachel:
Did he bite you?

Chase Thompson:
No. He bit off more than he could chew.

Chase Thompson:
I think we're going to be just fine.