Chocolate: Deep Dark Secrets

Advocate Krishan Pundit:
[to Monsoon] How is your sex life nowadays?

Advocate Krishan Pundit:
What did Sim keep a gun for?

Pipi:
What do you keep a cigar in you hand for? smoking's forbidden here, isn't it? So why do you chew on it and twirl it in your fingers? It's a status symbol, gives you a feeling of power.

Rocker:
...and then i lost the bag

Pipi:
You LOST the bag? it contained fifty thousand pounds, and you LOST it?

Rocker:
Yeah, so i screwed up! Can't i make a mistake once in a while? I'm only human, Pipi! What? What're you looking at me like that for?

Deva:
Hell, I'd forive a hundred mistakes by you, Rocker, but the thing here is that you're taking the sh*t for somebody else's mistake...

Rocker:
[eyes narrowing in anger] What? You mean Sim, don't you? My mistake is that i love her too bloody much, huh, a**hole? My mistake is that i wanna get rich?

Advocate Krishan Pundit:
Would you like a cigar?

Pipi:
No, thanks, I don't smoke

Advocate Krishan Pundit:
You can't smoke in here anyway...

Advocate Krishan Pundit:
I knew it! Rocker is Murtuza Arzai! Go on, go on, what happened next?

Simran "Sim" Chopra:
Then something hit me, and I passed out.

Advocate Krishan Pundit:
Ok, so you passed out. But you, Pipi, were awake, right? You saw everything that followed.

Pipi:
Yes, I did. I saw everything. I saw my friend Rocker die right in front of me.

Advocate Krishan Pundit:
Your friend was getting shot, and you just stood and watched him die?

Pipi:
I was scared shitless. The Devil was standing before me, Murtuza Arzai! I just couldn't bring myself to move.

Advocate Krishan Pundit:
Rocker was your friend, Pipi! He was your friend, goddamnit! You had a gun! Why the hell didn't you shoot?

Pipi:
And what if I had missed?

Deva:
I'm telling you, these dogs have a sex-life better than ours!

Chip:
Better than *yours*, not ours

Advocate Krishan Pundit:
I want to talk to you, Bilal. It's about Abbas

Bilal:
Every third man in our country is named Abbas. Which one are you talking about?

Advocate Krishan Pundit:
All right, Bilal, I'll take your word for it. but if i find you knew, but still didn't tell me, you can hide your ass in any cave from Iran to Afghanistan, i promise I'll still hunt you down.