Co-Ed Fever

Chilton:
Boy, this sex business is more complicated than I thought. The possibilities are endless.

[a college cheerleader corners her professor against a tree and puts her hand around his crotch]

Professor in Opening Scene:
Please, Ms. Norman. This just isn't right.

Ms. Norman - Co-ed in Opening Scene:
What wasn't right was that F you gave me on the Biology test. How can I stay in my sorority with a grade like that? [takes off her clothes]

Professor in Opening Scene:
Ms. Norman, Ms... Ms. Norman. Ms. Norman, there is... there is nothing I can do about that. You know the rules. [the college cheerleader opens up his pants] Ms. Norman. Well, ah, ah... [the college student gives him a blow job] Maybe, maybe a D-. But that's, that's, there's nothing more. Naybe a D+. Maybe a D+. But nothing more. That's as far as I can go. Oh, Oh dear, dear me. Ah, a C, a C then. But that's, that's the mo-mo-mo-most. C+, C+. B, B-. B, B, B, B, B, B, B+. B+, B+. A-, A-, Copernicus, A, A. A-, A-. A! A! A! [the college cheerleader makes him ejaculate on her] A+! A+! Oh, God!