College Holiday

George Hymen:
All I want to know is why are we riding in a chariot with four white horses when there are hundreds of taxi cabs?

Calliope 'Gracie' Dove:
Well, four horses couldn't get into a taxi cab. Even if they had money!

George Hymen:
Why are you driving so fast?

Calliope 'Gracie' Dove:
Well, I want to get to my daddy before I have an accident.

J. Davis Bowster:
I hope I come up to your expectations.

Calliope 'Gracie' Dove:
Oh yes, on account of I'm not expecting too much.

[Gracie exits]

J. Davis Bowster:
Have you any other children, Professor? At large, I mean.

J. Davis Bowster:
Let me remind you again the three N's of the youth and beauty special. No necking, not now and nnn-nnn.