Columbo: Dead Weight

TV Newsman:
In the Korean War, commanding a regiment of armored cavalry, General Hollister captured the imagination of the American people.

Mrs. Walters:
Your pot's overcooking.

Helen Stewart:
That is not a pot! That's a crock!

Maj. Gen. Martin Hollister:
You know, lieutenant, I don't see how a man with the name of Columbo, shouldn't he be more at home on a boat?

Lt. Columbo:
Must have been another branch of the family, general, how soon do we land?

Helen Stewart:
There are some men, Lieutenant, that do not want to look like an unmade bed!

Harry Barnes:
If you hand me your line, I'll secure your stern.

Mrs. Walters:
I beg your pardon?

Harry Barnes:
I'll tie up your boat.

Mrs. Walters:
I never thought we'd make it.

Harry Barnes:
Neither did I.