Crank: High Voltage

Chev Chelios:
Where's my f***ing pumper?

Chev Chelios:
[catches up with Johnny Vang after chase] Did I just drop some change [grabs Johnny Vang by neck] or did I hear a chink?

Ria:
What the f***? I'm clean like baby!

Chev Chelios:
What's that? F***ing C*nt-a-nese?

Doc Miles:
Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a b*tch?

[first lines]

Fish Halman:
In a story so bizarre I can scarcely believe the event I'm reporting, and yet corroborated by at least a dozen eye witnesses. A white male apparently fell from the sky above downtown Los Angeles today, landed in the middle of a busy intersection, destroying one vehicle and hospitalising its elderly driver,and then was removed from the scene even before emergency personnel could respond. Without a body the police have yet to piece together the events of the day.It can only be described as implausible. Reports of a second body landing in the Boyle Heights area have yet to be confirmed, and are being treated as the bullshit they most likely are.

Chinese Doctor 1:
[following exchange the two Chinese doctors was in Chinese possibly Mandarin/Cantonese.Subtitles shown] How long can we keep him alive?

Chinese Doctor 2:
Maybe long time.He die hard with a vengeance.

Chinese Doctor 1:
Big Boss need to harvest his cornucopia of organs for later. Lungs,pancreas,bladder...

Chinese Doctor 2:
What comes out next?

Chinese Doctor 1:
Boss gave specific order. [the doctor takes out a diagram of a body showing all the organs they are going to take out and circles Chev's penis as the next thing to be removed.At this point Chev is looking at the diagram and realizes whats going on]

Chev Chelios:
F*** that. [Chev proceeds to beat the crap out of the two doctors]

Long Beach Nose Punch Triad:
[points a two tone Springfield XD pistol at Chev] Lost?

Chev Chelios:
Nope. [parries the gun out of the gunman's hand and slams his forearm in his face knocking him out]

Chinese Doctor 1:
[after Johnny puts his cigarette ash in Chev's open chest] Get your cigarette out of here a**hole! We're operating!

Johnny Vang:
So sorry.

Chinese Doctor 1:
F*** your mother! I let boss know you sh*t in Superman's stomach. Dumb ass!

Johnny Vang:
I said I was sorry.

[Johnny laughs and then spits into Chev's chest]

Chev Chelios:
Who's got my f***ing strawberry tart?

Ria:
[to Triad, about Chev] This dude my Kevin Costner! He going to beat you off!

Cypress Triad Hood #1:
What?

Chev Chelios:
Where's Johnny Vang?

Cypress Triad Hood #1:
You looking to get your ass killed dawg?

Ria:
You ask for it, he's gonna tap your ass!

Chev Chelios:
Wrong expression.

Ria:
[to Chev] You need me like Whitney Houston dude!

Chico:
You like sushi, Chinese man?

[Johnny laughs]

Johnny Vang:
That's Japanese, El Torito. Chinese don't eat that sh*t.

Ria:
[to Chev] You are my shiny lunch box.

Chev Chelios:
I lost the belt battery, doc.

Doc Miles:
How long ago?

Chev Chelios:
Over an hour.

Doc Miles:
Jesus Christ, that's not f***ing possible Chevy! You should be dead... fine, nevermind.

Doc Miles:
Chev, I'm a certified heart surgeon. Well, I was. Lost my license after I f***ed up my ex-wife's vaginal rejuvenation procedure in our basement. That's irrelevant right now. The point is - if you get hold of your heart, I'm reasonably sure I can put it back in for you.

Chev Chelios:
[upon seeing guys using a shock collar on their dog] You pair of sausage nigels! How do you sleep at night?

Venus:
You're Chev Chelios, right? The sickest, most wicked-ist motherf***er that ever vaporized motherf***ers in cold-blood, right?

Chev Chelios:
Yeah, that's me.

Chev Chelios:
A man who calls himself The Ferret.

Venus:
El Huron.

Chev Chelios:
You know him?

Venus:
No. It means The Ferret in Spanish.

[repeated line]

Various:
F*** you Chelios!

Don Kim:
You know what you are, Chev Chelios?

Chev Chelios:
Tell me.

Don Kim:
You... are a sh*t magnet.

Don Kim:
[to Chev, about Venus] Your friend has the gay condition.

Chev Chelios:
[before crashing in limousine] Chicken and broccoli.

Chev Chelios:
[looking into Johnny's cooler] What is that? What kind of sick freak carries around something like this in a box? I am shocked to my f***in' core. You have got some big problems, motherf***er. What the f*** is that?

Talk Show Host:
[referring to Chev] Tell me what he's like when he's at home.

Karen Chelios:
When he's home, he's like a ghost. He plays those video games; all day, all night.

Talk Show Host:
Video games.

Karen Chelios:
All day.

Talk Show Host:
And you let him do that? Well, you did buy the games for him, yeah?

Karen Chelios:
Of course. Why should I deny my son?

Talk Show Host:
Chev, where's dad?

Young Chev:
I never met the wanker. He died before I was born.

Talk Show Host:
What do you think he'd say, if he saw you acting out like this?

Young Chev:
Dunno, sir.

Talk Show Host:
If he were here now, and he asked you "WHY THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO SON?", what would you tell him?

Young Chev:
Dunno, sir! Bored, I guess.

Chev Chelios:
[while Chico pisses on him] Massive homo c*nt!

Karen Chelios:
I tried to give him Ritalin, but...

Talk Show Host:
Chev?

Young Chev:
I sold it.

[Doc Miles' cell phone rings]

Doc Miles:
Hello, Doc Miles.

Chev Chelios:
Yeah, Doc. It's Chev.

[Doc Miles spits out his drink and ice shaking his head rapidly]

Doc Miles:
Jesus H. Chelios! You've gotta be kidding me!

Male Porn Star:
[referring to Eve while at the strike] I'm gonna bang that b*tch in the back!

Low Rider #1:
Damn, dog. You good, ese?

Chev Chelios:
Tiger f***ing Woods. Never better. Greatest day of my f***ing life.

Chev Chelios:
F***ing useless.

Venus:
Yeah? Well, you ain't no Ralph Macchio yourself, Chev!

Glenda Lansing:
He treated me like his hot little whore.

Chev Chelios:
Just juice me!

Poon Dong:
[to Asian women] Hey, I got five dollars says you blow me for twenty bucks.

Doc Miles:
Confucius say, "Karma's a b*tch".

Ria:
No f***y sucky for you a**hole!

Ria:
You want sticky me? [starts humping Chev]

Johnny Vang:
You can't look in that box!

Randy:
You want me to drop the hammer? [gets thrown onto a parked car by Eve]

Chev Chelios:
Alright, Chow Mein. Who do you work for?

Shot Gun Triad:
F*** you, Chelios! [Chev whacks him with the butt of the shotgun]

Chev Chelios:
F***ing grunt. [dips shotgun barrel in oil, pulls down the thug's pants, and shoves the shotgun up his ass]

Chev Chelios:
You found me in quite an unpleasant mood this morning, mate. Now I'm going to ask you this question one time. Who's got my f***ing strawberry tart? [the thug looks at him confused and Chev points to his heart while an on-screen subtitle says "strawberry tart=heart"]

Chev Chelios:
Capische? [the thug starts stuttering]

Chev Chelios:
J-j-j-j-just spit the f***ing name out! [sticks the shotgun further up the thug's ass and starts wiggling it]

Shot Gun Triad:
Johnny Vang!

Chev Chelios:
Johnny f***ing Vang? Johnny f***ing Vang? Good boy. Where?

Shot Gun Triad:
Cypress Social Club!

Chev Chelios:
Cypress-Cypress Social Club? Now you're sure about that, ain't ya? [thug nods head]

Chev Chelios:
Good boy. Thanks for coming. Now you can keep that. [leaves the shotgun up the thug's ass and walks away]

Chev Chelios:
[Holding Ricky's head] Why do we keep going on like this, Ricky? Hurting each other?

Ricky Verona:
[Weakly] Water...

Chev Chelios:
H20? Coming right up! [Kicks Ricky's head into the nearby pool]

Chev Chelios:
[Holding Ricky's head] Why do we keep going on like this, Ricky? Hurting each other all the time?

Ricky Verona:
[Weakly] Water...

Chev Chelios:
H20? Coming right up!

[Kicks Ricky's head into the nearby pool]

Ria:
[Ria discovers Chev and Eve embracing in the Strip Club] Who the f*** crack b*tch?... Take your slutty paws off my handsome!

Chev Chelios:
[after being told by Doc Miles about finding someone to rub against, he starts rubbing a spectator's arm and the spectator pushes him off] Terrific race. [Points to the horse he picked] That's a great horse, mate. [continues rubbing his arm]

Hollywood Park Guy:
What the f***, man? What the f***?

Chev Chelios:
You did it! Mate, that was all you.