Crazy on the Outside

[first lines]

Tommy:
[to Christy's picture] I can't believe you died.

Prison Guard:
Zelda, time to go.

Viki:
What did mom always say? "Hate is for Hitler."

Tommy:
Sorry for staring, but you're not quite what I expected when the word "probation officer" popped up.

Angela Papadopolous:
Oh. Well, don't even go down that road, 'cuz I'll grind nuts send them back to you in a pepper shaker.

Tommy:
That's more like it.

Angela Papadopolous:
Let me cut to the chase. You do what I say, we meet once a week, keep your nose clean, and we won't have any trouble.

Tommy:
You'll be able to eat off my nose.

Ethan Papadopolous:
Did you ever kill anybody?

Tommy:
I'm thinking about it.

Judge Pierce:
How's is goin' guys?

Tommy:
Hey, good.

Rick:
Beautiful house, sir.

Edgar:
Oh yeah, beautiful house. If I gotta take a dump, I'm taking it home with me.

Tommy:
I do my best to be unappealing, but man, it's a losing battle.

Edgar:
I'm sorry about the language, ma'am, but you scared the sh*t right out of my ass.

Tommy:
I'm not the guy that went into prison. I'm the man that came out.

[last lines]

Viki:
Tommy was in jail?