David & Goliath

Head Butler:
[King Saul is smashing things and wants more] Sire, that is the last of the plates!

King Saul:
The goblets, then!

Head Butler:
All gone as well, sire.

King Saul:
The royal pots!

Head Butler:
The last went on Friday.

King Saul:
Even the little ones with the floral patterns?

Head Butler:
Even the little ones with the floral patterns.

King Saul:
Pity, I liked those. [he goes back into this room, then bursts out again] Aha! Fetch me those ridiculously-expensive porcelain figurines!

Servant:
You mean Hummels?

King Saul:
No, I said ridiculously expensive porcelain figurines.

Head Butler:
Ah, but those ridiculously expensive porcelain figurines to which you refer are also known as Hummels.

King Saul:
Hummels?

Head Butler:
Hummels.

Servant:
Hummels.

King Saul:
Well, then. Fetch me the hummels!

All:
No! Not the Hummels!

Head Butler:
[King Saul is smashing his head against the bedpost] It's not good when he gets like this. Heads tend to roll, if you know what I mean.