Design for Leaving

Elmer Fudd:
Every time you push one of those buttons, something happens to me.

Daffy Duck:
Well, I'll tell you what, this time, you push a button.

Elmer Fudd:
Alwight. [laughs] I think I'll push this wed one.

Daffy Duck:
No! No! No! No! No! Not the wed one! Don't ever push the wed one!

Daffy Duck:
Here's the very last word in garbage disposal units. It's actually ten years ahead of its time. [Throws garbage in]

Elmer Fudd:
Say, that weawwy does the twick, awwight.

Daffy Duck:
And it's so simple. It only has one moving part. Regardez.

[Opens doors under sink to show a pig eating the garbage thrown down the drain]

Daffy Duck:
Say, I'll bet you're tired of looking at those dirty windows.

Elmer Fudd:
Well, I, um...

Daffy Duck:
We can take care of that. [Pushes a button on the panel; a robot covers up a window with bricks]

Daffy Duck:
There. Now you'll never have to look at those dirty windows anymore.

Daffy Duck:
Say, here's a little gadget you're gonna love. Give me that. [Takes off Elmer's bow tie]

Elmer Fudd:
Hey! [Mechanical arms drop down with a tie]

Daffy Duck:
Ties any knot you want. Bow, four-in-hand, five-in-hand, false granny, Windsor, Schmindsor... Well, let's try this one. [Pushes button]

Elmer Fudd:
[gags as the arms choke him with the tie as a noose] Help! Get me down!

Daffy Duck:
Whoops! Wrong button. Uh, that's the Alcatraz ascot.

Elmer Fudd:
That's the wast stwaw! Pack up all this push-button nonsense and wemove it fwom my pwemises! I'm going upstairs and take an aspiwin. [Walks over to door, then stops] My stairway's gone! What have you done with my stairs?

Daffy Duck:
Stairs, schmairs. Come here. [takes Elmer to a square on the floor] We don't walk upstairs in the push-button home. [Steps on a button on the floor] We bring the upstairs downstairs. [the top floor comes down around them] Neat?

Elmer Fudd:
But what happens to the downstairs?

Daffy Duck:
Say, that's a good question. What do you say we find out? [Pushes button again; top floor goes up again, leaving all the downstairs furniture crushed]

Daffy Duck:
[Last lines] For a small price, I can install this little blue button to get you down.

Elmer Fudd:
Say, I wonder what that wed button is for?

[he pushes the red button on the panel that says For Tidal Waves Only, the house raises into sky, Daffy Duck arrives in a helicopter]

Daffy Duck:
For a small price, I can install this little blue button to get you down.