Double, Double Toil and Trouble

Lynn Farmer:
[Gravedigger sees Norman the dog and screams] He won't hurt you.

Gravedigger:
Who said that?

Kelly Farmer:
Me

Gravedigger:
Oh.

Lynn Farmer:
Yeah, that's just Norman, he wouldn't hurt anybody.

Gravedigger:
But... you were over there!

Kelly Farmer:
No, that was me.

Gravedigger:
[Screams] You're at two places at the same time!

Lynn Farmer:
We're twins, silly.

Gravedigger:
Oh... ohh... twins! Oh, twins!

Kelly Farmer:
Do you drink a lot of coffee?

Lynn Farmer:
You might want to switch to decaf.

Mr. N:
[coming into the witches' gathering] These people have been reading too much Stephen King.

Kelly Farmer:
Remember when fairy tales used to keep me awake?

Lynn Farmer:
Yeah.

Kelly Farmer:
Well, if we get out of this I'll be awake until I'm 21!

Aunt Agatha:
Faster, faster! We're almost there. Then I'll throw you into the mirror, too. You'll never see your parents again or that mangy mutt of yours.

Kelly Farmer:
You are so cranky! Get a life!

Lynn Farmer:
Cross your heart... hope to die... stick a needle in your eye, shake your bottom if you got 'em.

Aunt Agatha:
...Even if it means being a crow for the rest of your life?

Mr. N:
Even if it means being a crow for the rest of my life!

Aunt Agatha:
Go get your shotgun, George. We're going crow-hunting!

Mr. N:
Hunt this, ugly!

[flies out the window]