Drool

[first lines]

Denny:
[to other boys] Telling you, it's gonna happen. Gonna happen. It's gonna happen.

Denny:
[to Tabby] Hey Tabby.

Tabby Fleece:
Hey Denny.

Denny:
What're you doin'?

Tabby Fleece:
Nothin, just waitin' for Princess.

[last lines]

Tabby Fleece:
[voiceover, writing in diary] Dear Gully. Forget everything I said about Mama and Imogene. Please look over them and all of us. Oh, and take care of Daddy, 'cause without him, we never would have been set loose and ended up here. Amen.

Tabby Fleece:
[voiceover] God, I can't believe I was one of those girls who fell for that "I had a dream about you" crap. But then again, I had a real thing for boys like Denny. Those dreamy eyes made my heart race around the block. And in my hometown of Catoosa, Oklahoma, sometimes that's all you had to look forward to - your favorite boy telling you he had a dream about you, if you know what I mean. Anyway, as most people already know, your hometown isn't always where your heart is. It's just where your parents got stuck. So it's where you get stuck until something sets you loose upon the world. The world. I didn't know anything about the world back then.

Imogene Cochran:
So, um, was that your husband leaving the house this morning?

Anora Fleece:
Uh, yeah. He works at a rubber factory outside of Tulsa.

Imogene Cochran:
Rubber. As in condoms?

Anora Fleece:
Oh, uh, no. They make inner tubes, pool linings, that kind of thing.

Imogene Cochran:
Made of rubber.

Anora Fleece:
Oh, yeah.

Imogene Cochran:
Huh. Interesting, I guess.

Anora Fleece:
Not really.

Imogene Cochran:
Nah, I was just being polite.

Anora Fleece:
Uh, what does your husband do?

Imogene Cochran:
He don't do nothing, he dead.

Anora Fleece:
Oh. Must be nice.

Tabby Fleece:
[voiceover] In case you were wondering, belting your best friend for sucking off your boyfriend makes you feel like a f***ing rock star.

Anora Fleece:
Please tell me if having my husband's corpse lying in your bathtub is an imposition.

Kathy K.:
I'm more than happy to assist any way I can.