Eek! the Cat

Eek:
Kumbaya!

Annabelle:
Oh Eek, you say the sweetest things...

Eek:
It never hurts to help!

Eek:
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm the cat next door. And I love you.

Eek:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy. Was he?

Eek:
[Aliens are preparing to destroy Earth] Why Zoltar, why would you want to destroy such a great planet as Earth? A planet full of wonderful things. I mean we've got rivers and fields and children and Dr. Seuss and Woody Allen and Mr. Rogers and Monet, the Muppets, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Shakespeare, Louis Armstrong, the Barbi Twins and...

[She puts Eek in a pot on the stove, rather then in the sink, to wash him up before dinner. Now she wants to turn on the water, but she's turning the dials on the pot]

Old Lady:
These DANG faucets! Looks like they broke off again...

Eek:
Always remember to look both ways when crossing the street, because you might get hit by a car.

[Eek gets run over by an airplane as he crosses the street]

Old Lady:
Ring bell for receptionist...

Old Lady:
Ah! Maybe I can get a little help around here.

[She rings the bell and is promptly eaten by a killer whale]

Old Lady:
Good heavens! It appears those pesky rabies have returned again.

Old Lady:
Well well well, we just have to buckle you right up and get you to the vet.

[It's dark, so Eek lights a match]

Eek:
Meow? Meow?

[the match burns up and the fire touches Eek's hand]

Eek:
Me... OW!