Eiger Sanction

Jemima Brown:
Crap?

Jonathan Hemlock:
Excuse me? You did just start this conversation off by saying crap didn't you?

Jonathan Hemlock:
I can't believe that you're a stewardess.

Jemima Brown:
Actually I'm not, I'm a skyjacker in a drag.

Jonathan Hemlock:
Oh, that's reassuring, just give your name and I report you to the proper authorities when we land.

Jemima Brown:
Jemima

Jonathan Hemlock:
And I'm Uncle Ben...

Jemima Brown:
I'm serious, that's really my name... Jemima Brown, my mother was hooked on being ethnic.

Jemima Brown:
Or else turned on by a pancake. As long as we both agree that it's to much for a black chick to have the name of Jemima.

Jemima Brown:
Well I don't know, I mean people don't forget you when you name is Jemima.

Jemima Brown:
I don't think people would forget you if your name was Alfred.

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
You still here?

Pope:
Now really, you don't expect me to just walk out that door, do you, sweetheart?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Door or window, it's your choice.

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Don't for get your trench coat. How's anybody gonna recognize you without your disguise?

Miss Cerberus:
I was expecting you before this. Mr. Dragon does not like to be kept waiting.

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Oh, the impatient albino.

Miss Cerberus:
I don't think Mr. Dragon's affliction is a joking matter.

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
I thought it was rather humorous, myself. A spy network being run by a bloodless freak who can't stand light or cold.

Miss Cerberus:
Or germs. Are you healthy?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Should I turn my head and cough?

Miss Cerberus:
No known infections?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Nothing other than the usual, syphilis, running sores, and the clap.

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
It's dangerous, child, to come to conclusions when you don't have any facts. Now let me lay some on you. Sure Dragon knows what he's doing, just like he knew what he was doing when he worked for the Nazis during World War II.

Jemima Brown:
What?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Oh, you didn't know that, did you? Yes your "wrap him up in red, white, and blue" Mr. Dragon's a goddamn Hessian, that's what he is. And he'd sell out the other side as fast as he'd sell out our side. And he'd sell out his mother, too, if the bloodless freak had one.

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
You think it's so awful the other side has a germ formula? It's against the Geneva Convention, isn't it, and they stole it from us. Well what the hell are we doing with it in the first place? We're not supposed to have one either.

Jemima Brown:
And you don't see any difference between their side and our side?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Yeah, I see a difference. But as long as we have Dragon and Pope working for us, how bad can the other side be?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
You betrayed the both of us in Asia, and we lived, no thanks to you. Now you people have killed Henri in Zurich.

Miles Mellough:
I didn't actually kill him, you know.

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Well I probably won't *actually* kill you.

Miles Mellough:
That's very little comfort.

Miles Mellough:
Jonathan, you're not going to leave me out here? Oh, Jonathan, for chrissakes, kill me but don't leave me here!

Jemima Brown:
Is this hotel always so crowded?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Only when there's a climb. Then the Eiger birds start flocking in.

Jemima Brown:
Eiger birds?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Yeah, jet setters, assorted zombies, come here to watch a climb. If they're lucky, they get to see a man die on the mountain.

Jemima Brown:
That's grim.

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
So's the Eiger.

Ben Bowman:
What got into Jean-Paul?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
I don't know. A little jumpy, I guess.

Ben Bowman:
You been jumping his wife?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
No, why?

Ben Bowman:
You sure?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Well, I think it's something I'd know.

Pope:
Search Division has drawn a blank on the target. All we know is he's here somewhere.

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Miles Mellough knew who it was.

Pope:
He did? Did he tell you?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
He offered to, but the price was too high.

Pope:
Well, what'd he want, then?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
To live.

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Pope, I really don't mind you being an a**hole, you really can't help that, but I do mind you lying to me like I was a fool. Now you came here with one thought in mind, and that was to attach yourself to me so the target would know who I am and what I am. Now, who's gonna perform this sanction if he gets me? You?

Pope:
You don't think I can handle it?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
In a locked closet with a grenade.

Ben Bowman:
Get out of here. Either of you friggin' vampires ever touch this telescope, you're gonna need surgery to get it out of your ass!

Ben Bowman:
Lady, why don't you go get yourself screwed. It would do you a lot of good.

Anderl Meier:
You're very good. I have really enjoyed climbing with you.

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
We'll make it.

Anderl Meier:
I don't think so. But we shall continue with style.

Ben Bowman:
He looks like he could give you change for a nine-dollar bill, all in threes.