Far Cry 3

Vaas:
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same f***ing thing... over and over again expecting... sh*t to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these f***ing pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same f***ing thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... [Punches crate aside violently. His agitation towards the player character is visibly growing]... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a f***ing problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? F*** you! Okay? F*** you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am f***ing crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?

Vaas:
Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the f***ing cross and let me be REBORN!

Vaas:
Surprise motherf***er. You didn't think I knew you were coming right? [laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! You showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much F***ING PROMISE. Now here you are, trapped like a f***ing rat.

Vaas:
You are angry jason. You, are angry. I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the f*** are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time i ever killed was for my sister. Not enough for her, no no no no no please. You see the thing about our loved ones, right, our F***ING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE you every f***ing time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas, who the F*** is it going to be? THEM or ME, ME or THEM? [laughing] like, like you know, like they f***ing think that i need to make a f***ing choice. By the way this lighter really sucks.

Vaas:
The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.

Vaas:
What, you want to run? Huh? You want to run, you want to disrespect me? You want to f*** with me? I mean, you come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and you want to f*** with me. *You want to f*** with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give you thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat you up alive, *I will.* [Jason hesitates] Are you *F***ING DEAF?* I SAID, GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE, YOU CHICKEN F***! RUN, FORREST! RUN!

Jason Brody:
Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place in that swimming championship this year, right?

Daisy Lee:
Yeah. 400 meter.

Jason Brody:
What did it feel like? Winning? Not afterwards on the podium, but in the water. When you hit the pad?

Daisy Lee:
[pause] Like I was really present. Like the whole world was me.

Jason Brody:
I know - I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now... it feels like winning.

Vaas' pirates:
[repeated random dialogue] F*** THIS HEAT!